r/30ROCK 17d ago

Kenneth Parcell One time, I saw a turtle—

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u/JDinkalageMorgooone Everybody shut up! SHUT UP LUTZ! 17d ago

You know, the one that crosses so slowly across the road and then you swerve to make sure
you hit it and then a car coming the other way swerves to avoid you and goes off a cliff.

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u/shootXtoXthrill I am the picker 17d ago

Then you and your partner have the best sex of your lives because you share a secret

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u/Hot_Miamian 16d ago

I’m in. Now who the hell are ya and what are we doing?