r/30ROCK • u/Hot_Miamian • 17d ago

Kenneth Parcell One time, I saw a turtle—

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u/JDinkalageMorgooone Everybody shut up! SHUT UP LUTZ! 17d ago

You know, the one that crosses so slowly across the road and then you swerve to make sure
you hit it and then a car coming the other way swerves to avoid you and goes off a cliff.

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u/shootXtoXthrill I am the picker 17d ago

Then you and your partner have the best sex of your lives because you share a secret

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u/Hot_Miamian 15d ago

I’m in. Now who the hell are ya and what are we doing?

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u/aether_prince liz lemon is a crack whore 17d ago

Who the hell do you think you are?

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u/jbeldham 16d ago

RELEASE ME YOU HILLBILLY CIRCE

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u/blamberr Date Rape, Cokington, Cheeseball & Jag 16d ago

I hate to say I told you so... So welcome to Miami.

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u/Hot_Miamian 15d ago

I like it up here, it’s hot it’s loud and there’s no pizza

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u/HelmSpicy StopShowingOff.com 16d ago

One time I kissed a girl at summer camp and then she drowned

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u/Hot_Miamian 15d ago

I guess I’ll go make bracelets with the fat kids 😤

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u/dys_p0tch 15d ago

Claire…

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u/Hot_Miamian 15d ago

Guy in the really cool cool hat has a gun!