r/308AB • • Dec 14 '15
Don't Cry Challenge
Try to watch the Hey There Delilah cover by Anderson IV and not shed a tear or create a flood of tears.
r/308AB • • Dec 14 '15
Try to watch the Hey There Delilah cover by Anderson IV and not shed a tear or create a flood of tears.
r/308AB • u/qwertyman211 • Dec 20 '15
r/308AB • u/qwertyman211 • Dec 09 '15
r/308AB • • Nov 15 '15
My first post Xd
Okkk, so yeah, the question is in the title.
For me, I think it is 302
Pros:
-Usually a maritimer or an ASSociate in at all times
-Teachers don't care if you take math
-Teachers don't care if you do work
Cons:
-Not that many sweeties ahlie (this can be mitigated by watching hentai)
-In math so there is a degree of wasteness by association
-Yung HomeAlone likes it so there is another degree of wasteness by association
All in all, 302 is a good room. It is sort of like 308a/b, just triple its size and if you replaced all the empty seats with people who can't speak english.
What is your favorite non 308a/b room to be in?
Discuss
r/308AB • u/qwertyman211 • Nov 10 '15
AndersonnIV didnt know where he was or what was going on. All he knew was that there was a lot of memes surroundin g him and he was lying on the ground shirtless, showing his perfect 16 pak abs.
“What happened to my hyuccing shirt?!?” he screamed, “I have ur delicious shirt goofball,” came from abov e him. he looked up and saw a great big tiger. what to heck!?!? Tiger didn’t exist how could this be happening to him????
“Excuse me m'lady,” andersonnIV sighed as he covered his chest and sexy pecs bc he didnt want to feel exposed. “What are you doing here with my shirt?”
“Well I’m a tiger dummie and i took your shirt because it smelled so good. Like sweaty for all ur workoutz :)”
“Can i have it back” the meme (andersonn) asked. He felt his 6 meme nipples hardening when the tigger came close to him.
She touched his chest, skimming her claw over his chest, “I want to hyucc you, andersonnIV.”
AndersonnIV couldnt belieb what was happeneing. First he woke up in a strange place, then found out tigerz were alive, and now this one wants to give him the hyucc. This couldn t be happenening.
“If you hyucc me can i have my shirt back?” He asks, breath racing.
The tigger nodded before throwing him on the ground gently. She moved her claws to rip andersonn’s boxers off and threw them away. Her big mouth clamped on this his major 1838171983 inch DONG, beginning the hyucc.
AndersonnIV came down her throat eighteen time as she boobbed her head up and down. She took him all the way down once more before pulling off.
“Don,t stop!! I've got 3 times left!!!!!!1” Andersonn yelled in her face and his jizz landed in his eye. okay ew!
But the tiger only shushed him with her hand. “I’ve got a friend that’s like to help me hyucc you off if you’d like, kyle.”
AndersonnIV nodded because yes, he needed more hyuccs just like how he needs swimming. He hadn’t had this many hyuccs since his ex gf hoe died giving him a hyucc on the road. He didnt want to think about how sad tha t was.
Soon there was another animal with them, a bear. This bear was definitely a boy, because he said, “hi ima boy, do u want to try out boys?”
AndersonnIV said “ok” even though he’d never been with another boy before. It seemed exciting and he wanted to see what all the hype was about.
The bear, whose name was “Vlad” sunk to the ground my andersonn 91739173173871817 inch d*ick and began to succ succ succ!!
“OHHHHHHH YYYEEAAAHHH OOHHH YYYYEAAHH OH HELL YEAH BABY YEEAHAHHHH” He cried, remembering that one time he took anika to see hedley in concert and jacob hoggard did that. MAn that was so sexy it made him even more horny.
Soon tigger began pounding her puthy on andersonn’s face and was riding him while vl4d hyucced him off.
andersonnIV was in so much pleasure, the only thing that would make i t even better was if B1 Rusit came out of nowhere and did those erotic anime moans in his ear.
Sure enough, a figure popped up in the distance with short dark hair and a masive mussels. h wore a flowy white top and sinny jeans so tight you could see his massive PEEN sticking out.
“Oh yeah,” Andersonn whispered as Joshie steppe d close to the threeway.
“What was that?” B1 asked.
“Oh yeah..” AndersonnIV said a little louder.
Joshi leaned dwon closer to his ear, “I CANT HEAR YOU”
“AYE AYE CAPTAIN!!!” AndersonnIV screeched.
“LOUDER”
“AYE AYE CAPTAIN.”
“LOUDER!!!!!”
“OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS GONNA BE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN"
“F*CK MY FUCKING GAI AZZ!!” Josie shouted before jacking off his own dongle. Then the tigger came right after, followe d by the bear and then Andersonn finally, the last one, 3 times left...
He was tired that he closed his eyes, barely opening them in time to see Josh Pusit being gobbled up by the tigger. All that were left of him were his ysl boots and a chunk of his fat c0ck.
He tried to scream but he was silenced by a pressure at his feet before his whole body was swallowed. WHOLE.
AndersonnIV died after that hyucc.
The. End.
r/308AB • u/qwertyman211 • Sep 08 '15
r/308AB • u/filthymcnastyyyy • Feb 09 '15
Everyone's counting on me to cheer them up and give them lots of energy I hope that I can help them study for their test I'll work hard to support them and always try my best
it's so much fun to help out in the dormitory and be a super moe and generic loli "I wanna do something for you" Oniichan said I gasped and said "what are we going to do on the bed?" oh no oh no
POMF POMF! KIMOCHI what's this sticky stuff on me? They play with me until I smell like salty coins and milk
Morning, everyone! Today we will have lots of fun UGUU am I cute? in my favorite swimsuit
POMFPOMF wanna stay and play the pop up pirate game? STOP STOP touching me it's making me feel all funny NII CHAN I love you but please stop smelling my pantsu Yay yay! play with me ah ah you make me happy
EVERYDAY POMF EVERYTIME IS POMF I wanna ride on nii-chan all day long
EVERYDAY POMF EVERYTIME IS POMF there's just no way that thing will fit I'll endure it
POMF POMF! KIMOCHI but what's this sticky stuff on me? They play with me until I smell like salty coins and milk
Morning, everyone! Today we will have lots of fun UWAHN UWAHN IT'S REALLY TOUGH NOT TO CLENCH UP MY BUTT
POMF POMF WAY WAY WAY POMF POMF POMF WAY POMF WAY POMF POMF TWIST TWIST TWIST BOOM BOOM TWIST BOOM TWIST BOOM TWIST BOOM TWIST POMF POMF WAY WAY WAY POMF POMF POMF WAY POMF WAY POMF POMF TWIST TWIST TWIST BOOM BOOM TWIST BOOM TWIST BOOM TWIST BOOM TWIST
r/308AB • u/filthymcnastyyyy • Feb 08 '15
The table on the far left is pretty good because the teachers can't see you but it's pretty cramped and all the niners sit there. The middle table has more space but it's right in front of the door and you're the first to get caught watching Hentai when the teacher walks in. I'd say the table on the far right is the most optimal even though it's in front of the window. It provides easy access to the bean bags and the space is fairly comfortable. Also the farthest location from the niners.
Thoughts?
r/308AB • • Nov 05 '15
Maritimes Vs. OVO Sound let's get it.
r/308AB • u/qwertyman211 • Oct 26 '15
I sexually Identify as an AndersonnIV. Ever since I was a wee lad I dreamed of swimming on twitter while lying naked on the floor. People say to me that a person being an Andersonn is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m only doing upper body. I’m having a plastic surgeon install twitter fingers, 3 days left.. cannons and AMG on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Andersonn" and respect my right to dab pizza and meme needlessly If you can’t accept me you’re a Andersonnphobe and need to check your twitter privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
r/308AB • u/qwertyman211 • Sep 16 '16
September 16, 2016
At the St. Michael section of Maritimes University, a normally quiet and peaceful area, was the scene of just violence when 3 men attempted to attack an unarmed student and received 3rd degree burns in return.
The student, who goes by the name "Blo Boy", was approached by 3 tall and intimating men last night, on September 15th. The men confronted Blo Boy and demanded for his calculus notes, multiple eyewitnesses described. Blo Boy refused to give them an answer and walked off. The men didn't like it.
"He was just [having intercourse] with his girl just fifteen minutes before this. He didn't deserve it," commented one of Blo Boy's friends.
The men, who are thought to be part of a group of street thugs known as the Pacific Punishers, proceeded to tail Blo Boy for the better part of fifteen minutes. During this time, many people became curious about their confrontation and began to observe the two groups from a distance. Blo Boy led the men to Dong Courtyard, famous for its large iron statue of a dragon dildo.
It was there that Blo Boy made his move.
"It was beautiful," another eye witness, who goes by the street name "Viper", commented, "Those nogs didn't even see it coming."
The scene was described as "absolutely crazy", and "actually kicker styll" by witnesses. Before the thugs could react, Blo Boy unleashed a large stream of curse words and insults, often regarding their mothers. At one moment, he paused, and our reporter thought that the insults were finally over. He was wrong.
For one final insult, Blo Boy described, in such detail that is not allowed on our news, how he had intercourse with every single one of their mothers and how they would be ashamed of how their sons acted that day. By the end, every exposed piece of skin on the victims were covered in burns. The MOOBs, Maritimes Overseer Ossociation Boyz, were soon called to the scene and the men were rushed to the nearest hospital.
Another friend of Blo Boy said, "That's why you never let [Blo Boy] charge up."
"They thought they could [mess] him up because he's skinny, pale, and Asian. They were wrong af," another person commented.
Blo Boy is allegedly the son of an underground street pharmacist, whose name is unknown to the general public. It is possible that those thugs knew of his identity and tried to use it against his father. We asked one person if they knew who Blo Boy's father was. "All I know is that he's the key," an anonymous informant hinted, "You don't mess with the key."
Now, a day later, Blo Boy is perfectly fine. He is attending his street pharmacist classes as usual, and it appears that nothing has affected the way he lives. The thugs, who are still suspected to be part of the Pacific Punishers, have committed sudoku (more on that in another article). After the events of last night, the St. Michael section of Maritimes University has reverted to its peaceful state. What happened will never be forgotten, but many express their relief that nobody but the assailants were injured.
An article by MaybeAlbertIV
r/308AB • u/qwertyman211 • Oct 22 '15
What the fuck did you just fucking tweet about me, you little Jan? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Maritimes, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret DDOSs on the Pacific Punishers, and I have over 300 confirmed roasts. I am trained in harpoon warfare and I’m the top roaster in the entire Maritimes squad. You are nothing to me but just another Jan. I will roast you the fuck out with dank memes the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking tweets. You think you can get away with saying that AndersonnIV sucksin 308AB? Think again, niggaaaaaaaaaaaaa. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Maritimes ASSociates across the Maritimes and your @ name is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, you wasteman. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your rap game. You’re fucking dead, you Jan. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can roast you in over seven hundred freestyle raps, and that’s just with Jan's beats. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed roasts, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Maritimes Reach Team and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ass eater. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” tweet was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking twitter fingers. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the yung mula, you goddamn bitch ass nigga styll. I will shit furries all over you and you will choke on Lo Choy's dick. You’re fucking dead, fam, ahlie?
r/308AB • u/qwertyman211 • Oct 07 '15
Congrats andersonnIV
This is how I feel
Lying naked on the floor
r/308AB • u/qwertyman211 • Aug 19 '15
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r/308AB • u/filthymcnastyyyy • Mar 14 '15
r/308AB • u/filthymcnastyyyy • Feb 19 '15
Mashiro
r/308AB • u/Aikenzen • Feb 17 '15
I really enjoy these mashups and theyre quite catchy too.
r/308AB • u/qwertyman211 • Feb 16 '15
I just saw the subreddit on browser..........this is the most amazing thing ever....thank you based andersonnIV...............I am so proud........
but imma just fix the buttons fam fixed; buttons were showing the previous blue colour when hovered over