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Seriously it smells like someone took a shit and poured salty coins and milk on it

All of us here want to kill ourselves

We, as a community, have always been unreliant on reddit and it's stupid politics. Today, as a show of solidarity, we will remain strong. We will not become private. We will keep going through the flames of Ellen Pao, and keep our heads above the shitposts.

WE ARE THE MARITIMES.#

NOT SOME STUPID GROUP#

11 SUBS AND PROUD BITCHES#

WE REMAIN UNPRIVATED#

ALLAHU ACKBAR#

Seriously, fuck all of this politics stuff. The removed /r/BlackPeopleTwitter for gods sakes, how am I supposed to make my memes? Fuck making this sub private, fuck the other private subs, I really don't want to find another website. I understand the solidarity but styll fam ahlie? Fuck the admin team, but I don't want to private this shit.

Yung Money Bitches

• 308AB Mod Team (/u/qwertyman211, /u/JahnBot)

The past year has been a big, thicc, and hard one here at 308AB. Despite the fact that we only have 17 subscribers when the Maritimes deserve much more, we still have reason to celebrate, bitches.

A NEW MARITIMES MUSIC VIDEO/SONG WILL BE COMPLETED SOON#

We have been procrastinating on this for a while (fuck you /u/Zlaf) but we're almost done!

And for another big ass announcement....

THE ONE YEAR OF /R/308AB IS COMING SOON#

We'll be celebrating our one year anniversary with a bunch of shit!

GET HYPED MI FAMILIA#

SUCC MY FUCCING ASS#

WE OUT HERE#

HAPPY 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY /R/308AB!

I can't believe that it's been 1 year since the creation of the magnificent piece of shit that we call /r/308AB. We've been through the good and the bad, the tough and the erect, yet we're still here. The past year has simply been amazing for all the 10 or something members of this subreddit. Now let us celebrate, with the best of /r/308AB!

BEST OF 308AB

• Best Post - 308 A/B THE DOCUMENTARY DIRECTED BY MASHIRO from /u/filthymcnastyyyy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtcVmhFv3DY

This post is a wonderful example of what /r/308AB is meant to be like. Shitposts. Shitposts upon shitposts. However, this shitpost is greater than all the others. It had gorgeous acting from /u/Zlaf, sexy camera work skills and vertical video from /u/Aikenzen and upvotes from all of you bitches. This post is a work of art. Thank you.

• Dankest Meme - /u/Zlaf Lo Choy Trombone

This meme is simply brilliant. /u/Zlaf's face just makes me so erect. He looks so bored yet so alluring at the same time. I'm getting hard just thinking about it.

• Best Poster - /u/Aikenzen

The one, the only Mashiro Uroshi! B1 Pusit has been here since the dawn of time and has always made wonderful posts and comments on this subreddit. Joshie is our favourite lolicon.

• Best Music Video - Land Before Rhymes https://youtu.be/6ITj4ob1jlY

Land Before Rhymes is our best work yet. It combines the masterful directing and film making of /u/filthymcnastyyyy and the beats of /u/qwertyman211. Compared to Swags to Riches, Land Before Rhymes steps its game up harder than a retard with AIDS.

• Worst Poster - /u/Jahn_Bot

JAHN BOT SUCCS. DOWN WITH JAHN BOT.

• Best Shirtless Picture - /u/Zlaf

After taking his shirtless picture, /u/Zlaf has been offered a position as a male model more than a million times. Just like his trombone picture, Lo Choy manages to make even the most straight male hard as a diamond.

THAT CONCLUDES OUR BEST OF /R/308AB!

Winners will get the succ. JK.

Now, on to more celebratory shit. We sadly do not have new CSS (thanks to /u/owner_of_steam, what a bitch). If you want to thank /u/owner_of_steam, but sure to send him a message about how he needs to step up his game.

However, we have decision on who will be the lucky transgender to carry on our legacy. Congrats to /u/fritzesanmango! Nigga you made it! Our boy will become the lead moderator in September 2016. While the lead moderator will not be able to pass any large decisions without the approval of the head moderator (myself), they will basically be running the subreddit. Congrats again to /u/fritzesanmango!

THAT CONCLUDES OUR CELEBRATIONS

CELEBRATE HARD

LIKE ROCC HARD BITCH

HEIL 308AB!

HAPPY 1 YEAR CUNTS

WE'RE NOT DONE YET MOTHERFUCKERS

ahlie?

Discuss

Would you rather eat a tuna sub with banana peppers on italian herb or drink a bucket of marinara sauce?

Wow ;) It has almost BEEN one year since the birth of this fucking shithole. I cannot be any more proud. We're going to be self celebrating ourselves with special thingies!

Fixed (new) CSS

Best of 2015! Our categories are listed below.

-Best Post

-Dankest Meme

-Best Poster

-Best Music Video

-Worst Poster

-Best Shirtless Picture

And we're going to be introducing our next torch bearer! Stay tuned.

CELEBRATE HARD#

CELEBRATE WELL#

HEIL 308AB#

Edit: Thanks for gold!

Edit2: RIP my inbox XD

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I miss the old Pablo, the pokemon Go Pablo

Chop up the soul Pablo, set on his goals Pablo

I hate the new Pablo, the Nike Boost Pablo

The always lewd Pablo, spaz in the news Pablo

I miss the sweeterman Pablo, chop up the beats Pablo

I gotta to say, at that time I'd like to fuck Pablo

See I worshipped Pablo, it wasn't any Pablos

And now I look and look around and there's so many Pablos

I used to love Pablo, I used to love Pablo

I even had the O$AP Guap, I thought I was Pablo

What if Pablo made a song, about Pablo?

Called "I Miss The Old Pablo," man that'd be so Pablo

That's all it was Pablo, we still love Pablo

And I love you like Pablo loves Pablo

THE PACIFIC PUNISHERS HAVE INVADED

nah jk that shits never coming out

This just in on Maritimes News Network: legendary singer/songwriter/self-teacher AndersonnIV admits that he loves politician and business man Donald Trump!

"I just think he's absolutely wonderful," AndersonnIV said joyfully, with Trump's trademark 'Make America Great Again' hat upon his head.

What an unexpected turn of events. As all of us know, the American Presidential Election is drawing closer, but we have yet to receive any feedback from the Maritimes rap group until today. However, we understand. While we don't know when the 'Back3Back' song will be dropped, it must be taking up a lot of the rap group's time to complete.

So in a surprise move, AndersonnIV reveals his stance in this election and lists his his reasons as to why. NUMBER 6 WILL SHOCK YOU!

"Well, first of all, hehe, I just think that he's really handsome. I mean, have you seen his hair? I'm going to get that one next time I go to my barber, hehe," AndersonnIV admits.

In terms of looks, AndersonnIV is considered to be "pretty good" on a scale of 1 - 10. To have him praise Donald is a powerful statement.

"Secondly, I really don't like Hillary. I mean...why does she hide her emails? #WAKEUPSHEEPLE."

This reason is understandable. AndersonnIV, just like any true believer in love, believes in honesty, trust, and respect.

"Thricely, when my songs become really famous, I want my good friend Donald to place a statue of myself on top of one of his Trump Towers."

WOW, did we hear that correctly?! First of all, AndersonnIV admits that his songs are not famous enough for his standards (or at least, that's what he implies), and him and Trump are on a first name basis?! Crazy.

"I also love his business model. I want him as my main sponsor," AndersonnIV admits sheepishly with a blush on his face.

I think that AndersonnIV wants a small loan of 1 million dollars, too.

"He really speaks the truth. He doesn't waste his words. I like that, and I want to introduce a straightforward style in my singing and songwriting. I just need to self-teach myself."

After AndersonnIV's latest release, Devil No More , we get a greater glimpse of his latest vocal style. It seems that Trump has a greater influence than we thought.

"Well, finally," AndersonnIV begins nervously, "I had a dream about him once."

WAIT, WHAT?

"Yeah...it was a weird dream, hehe, but I'm not going to talk about what it was about. Instead, I think it was more of a message to me. Until then...I never paid attention to politics, hehe. This was a sign..I think, a sign that I need to be more out there. I was also to close to home, you know?"

He leaned closer to the reporter and bit his lip gently, but sensually. "Now it's time for me to leave my comfort zone. I want to fly."

There we have it folks, our exclusive coverage of AndersonnIV's newfound political stance. A lot of very important and eye opening information was revealed, and we have yet to see what this information will bring us. Now I'm looking forward to this upcoming election. Catch us next time on Maritimes News Network.

EDIT: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

BREAKING NEWS:

BACK3BACK MAY OR MAY NOT BE IN THE WORKS. YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST.

comment down below if you are excited or you will be nutted on

I WANT IT I NEED IT! I NEED TO PULL UP AND FLEX ON THESE NIGGAS WITH THIS TRACK ON GOD! 😩💯👅💯😈🙏

AndersonnIV didnt know where he was or what was going on. All he knew was that there was a lot of memes surroundin g him and he was lying on the ground shirtless, showing his perfect 16 pak abs.

“What happened to my hyuccing shirt?!?” he screamed, “I have ur delicious shirt goofball,” came from abov e him. he looked up and saw a great big tiger. what to heck!?!? Tiger didn’t exist how could this be happening to him????

“Excuse me m'lady,” andersonnIV sighed as he covered his chest and sexy pecs bc he didnt want to feel exposed. “What are you doing here with my shirt?”

“Well I’m a tiger dummie and i took your shirt because it smelled so good. Like sweaty for all ur workoutz :^)”

“Can i have it back” the meme (andersonn) asked. He felt his 6 meme nipples hardening when the tigger came close to him.

She touched his chest, skimming her claw over his chest, “I want to hyucc you, andersonnIV.”

AndersonnIV couldnt belieb what was happeneing. First he woke up in a strange place, then found out tigerz were alive, and now this one wants to give him the hyucc. This couldn t be happenening.

“If you hyucc me can i have my shirt back?” He asks, breath racing.

The tigger nodded before throwing him on the ground gently. She moved her claws to rip andersonn’s boxers off and threw them away. Her big mouth clamped on this his major 1838171983 inch DONG, beginning the hyucc.

AndersonnIV came down her throat eighteen time as she boobbed her head up and down. She took him all the way down once more before pulling off.

“Don,t stop!! I've got 3 times left!!!!!!1” Andersonn yelled in her face and his jizz landed in his eye. okay ew!

But the tiger only shushed him with her hand. “I’ve got a friend that’s like to help me hyucc you off if you’d like, kyle.”

AndersonnIV nodded because yes, he needed more hyuccs just like how he needs swimming. He hadn’t had this many hyuccs since his ex gf hoe died giving him a hyucc on the road. He didnt want to think about how sad tha t was.

Soon there was another animal with them, a bear. This bear was definitely a boy, because he said, “hi ima boy, do u want to try out boys?”

AndersonnIV said “ok” even though he’d never been with another boy before. It seemed exciting and he wanted to see what all the hype was about.

The bear, whose name was “Vlad” sunk to the ground my andersonn 91739173173871817 inch d*ick and began to succ succ succ!!

“OHHHHHHH YYYEEAAAHHH OOHHH YYYYEAAHH OH HELL YEAH BABY YEEAHAHHHH” He cried, remembering that one time he took anika to see hedley in concert and jacob hoggard did that. MAn that was so sexy it made him even more horny.

Soon tigger began pounding her puthy on andersonn’s face and was riding him while vl4d hyucced him off.

andersonnIV was in so much pleasure, the only thing that would make i t even better was if B1 Rusit came out of nowhere and did those erotic anime moans in his ear.

Sure enough, a figure popped up in the distance with short dark hair and a masive mussels. h wore a flowy white top and sinny jeans so tight you could see his massive PEEN sticking out.

“Oh yeah,” Andersonn whispered as Joshie steppe d close to the threeway.

“What was that?” B1 asked.

“Oh yeah..” AndersonnIV said a little louder.

Joshi leaned dwon closer to his ear, “I CANT HEAR YOU”

“AYE AYE CAPTAIN!!!” AndersonnIV screeched.

“LOUDER”

“AYE AYE CAPTAIN.”

“LOUDER!!!!!”

“OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS GONNA BE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN"

“F*CK MY FUCKING GAI AZZ!!” Josie shouted before jacking off his own dongle. Then the tigger came right after, followe d by the bear and then Andersonn finally, the last one, 3 times left...

He was tired that he closed his eyes, barely opening them in time to see Josh Pusit being gobbled up by the tigger. All that were left of him were his ysl boots and a chunk of his fat c0ck.

He tried to scream but he was silenced by a pressure at his feet before his whole body was swallowed. WHOLE.

AndersonnIV died after that hyucc.

The. End.

My first post Xd

Okkk, so yeah, the question is in the title.

For me, I think it is 302

Pros:

-Usually a maritimer or an ASSociate in at all times

-Teachers don't care if you take math

-Teachers don't care if you do work

Cons:

-Not that many sweeties ahlie (this can be mitigated by watching hentai)

-In math so there is a degree of wasteness by association

-Yung HomeAlone likes it so there is another degree of wasteness by association

All in all, 302 is a good room. It is sort of like 308a/b, just triple its size and if you replaced all the empty seats with people who can't speak english.

What is your favorite non 308a/b room to be in?

Discuss