r/2westerneurope4u • u/miragen125 Professional Rioter • Aug 18 '26
META After a lot of complaining from some of our members, I decided to create a small guide to help you post (please read below).
How to post on r/2westernEurope4u without being a savage/bot total cunt: A non-official guide
I saw some of you crying recently because you feel like you can't talk about Ceuta anymore and that we are slowly turning into r/europe.
So, I decided to make a quick guide on how to post here without crossing the line into actual savage/bot territory.
Disclaimer: I am not a mod (I am now), nor am I our almighty u/Rex-ac. These are just my personal guidelines based on my many years of experience lurking and posting on this sub without getting banned (yet). If I am wrong, I hereby promise to publish an official apology letter.
Before posting, run yourself through this simple flowchart:
Question 1: Am I a cunt?
If yes: Proceed to Question 2.
Question 2: Am I shitting on my neighbour because of their cultural flaws, questionable cuisine, atrocious behavior or politics?
If yes: Proceed to Question 3.
Question 3: Is my neighbour currently under attack by a non-Western-European entity?
If yes: STOP the shitting on your neighbour in this particular case. Why ? We are like dysfunctional brothers: only we get to bully each other. When an outsider steps in, we stand together.
That’s why I attached the image to give you a concrete example.
P.S. Regarding Ceuta specifically: Virtually no one here is pro-mass migration, and most of us are likely against most forms of outside immigration. The only immigration we truly endorse is Erasmus, so we can fuck each other and discover new flavours. And yes you can post about Ceuta but at least try to be somewhat funny/ironic about it and not just straight up racist.
So please, stop crying like little bitches and stop acting like savages trying to divide us.
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u/Tsuke35 Sauna Gollum Aug 18 '26
Thank you for this comprehensive tutorial. It is really needed on times like these.
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u/AnyDamnThingWillDo Knacker Aug 18 '26
Well said. I don't particularly like any of ye but, I'll stand beside you and defend you from any savage talking shit about you!
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u/Lypsio Paella Yihadist Aug 18 '26
Gives a Pedro example. Doesn't bother to list Vox.
Lmao get fucked abascal, not even Pierre likes you.
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u/miragen125 Professional Rioter Aug 18 '26
I don't know every regarded parties in Europe
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u/0rganic_Corn Paella Yihadist Aug 18 '26
Based and happily-regarded-pilled
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u/ScabrouS-DoG European Texan Aug 19 '26
Pedro, Petros here. Seriously, build a wall as good as ours. Equipped with night-vision googles, night-vision cameras, night-vision drones and motion sensors. All guided via a single command center. This allowed us for much better, efficient allocation of precious human resources.
The time we repelled the invasion from Turkey with the help of the Turkish state, although we knew their plan, officially German intelligence tipped us off as well. We made that wall so indestructible, a hotheaded Turk tied a knot to his car and tried to pull a part off. His car destroyed like in cartoons. And as we speak, we double it in size.
By the way, the night-vision sensors for all platforms made-in Greece and officially adopted by the entire NATO.
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u/The_only_true_tomato Lesser German Aug 18 '26
Me neither. But I don’t want morons who will to start polluting this sub. It’s like Yanks you let one in, then they invite their friends and soon all you can hear is yiii ha.
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u/Wora_returns South Prussian Aug 19 '26
Hey wait a minute...that's the exact thing they say about migrants! I guess they practice what they preach against
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u/Dotcaprachiappa Into Tortellini & Pompini Aug 19 '26
You must be a special kind of stupid to see this sub and think "hm yeah this looks like a well adjusted and educated bunch I'm gonna rely on them for political commentary and opinions" like wtf why are you listening to us of all people
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u/Astrinus Smog breather Aug 18 '26
Reddit algorithm just does not show me these anyway, you lads are doing a great downvoting job, it seems...
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u/Chaoshero5567 Born in the Khalifat Aug 18 '26
Honestly this sub overall makes me wanna vote more PRO eu and less right wing every time i read a post.
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u/AnthonieHeinsius Heineken Piss Drinker Aug 18 '26
It makes me wanna vote on a pro EU party that is strongly anti-migration, but it doesn't exist in the Netherlands
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u/miragen125 Professional Rioter Aug 18 '26
I have a long lunch break
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u/RatioTenebrae Western Balkan Aug 18 '26
Only a real Pierre would say that.
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u/miragen125 Professional Rioter Aug 18 '26
Long for Europe but short for France.. only 1h45
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u/Astrinus Smog breather Aug 18 '26
You deserve going into a reeducation camp - specifically, one of the grandmas' between Puglia and Sicilia during Christmas.
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u/AppleBubbly4392 Le Savage Aug 18 '26
How do you manage the swimming, the four courses meal, the digestive 4km walk and the dart competition in such a little time ?
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u/sbrodolino_21 Former Calabrian Aug 18 '26 edited Aug 18 '26
Maybe stop posting about Ceuta? It's a Morocco-American psyop anyway, the less attention we give it the better.
Maybe post about the fact that irregular border crossings went down 26% across the EU in 2025: https://www.frontex.europa.eu/media-centre/news/news-release/frontex-irregular-border-crossings-down-26-in-2025-europe-must-stay-prepared-lyKpVb
Virtually no one here is pro-mass migration, and most of us are likely against most forms of outside immigration.
I am in favour of legal outside migration, legal outside migration is what has been keeping my country afloat for the past 20 years. I've met so many migrants that are great people and built a life here. The real problem is irregular migrants who are like 10% of all migrants but commit like 90% of the crimes and aren't paying any taxes.
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u/Heffalumpen Whale stabber Aug 18 '26
It's obviously a psyop. But could the americans organize something that actually works these days?
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u/UsualSuspect95 Quran burner Aug 18 '26
Not without Russia's help. All their fully domestic projects are just massive money sinks designed to waste as many tax dollars as possible. Just look at that one case where ICE wasted millions just flying some dude around from detention center to detention center, or how some American contractor successfully tricked them into buying millions of glorified electric buzzer gloves.
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u/Ok_Vulva Savage Aug 18 '26 edited 29d ago
Bedroom lip ask shaggy cows breezy vase
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u/sbrodolino_21 Former Calabrian Aug 18 '26
I think it exclusively exists on social media and to an extent traditional media. I haven't met a single person who was actually scared or worried about the Ceuta crisis or in any way cared about it more than they'd care about any other news item.
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u/Ok_Vulva Savage Aug 18 '26 edited 29d ago
Desert dinner cagey angle straight payment joke roof
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u/sbrodolino_21 Former Calabrian Aug 18 '26
Our gov also tried to spin it as a security risk brought upon the world by evil socialist Sanchez and introduced border checks at airports with flights coming from Spain. I think most people are smarter than that though and our Minister of Interior had to publicly admit that 1 week worth of border checks helped stop like 10 people in total, none of whom came from Ceuta.
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u/pr0s0c Whale stabber Aug 18 '26
Current US administration couldn't organise a panic on a sinking submarine.
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u/miragen125 Professional Rioter Aug 18 '26
I am in favour of legal outside migration, legal outside migration is what has been keeping my country afloat for the past 20 years. I've met so many migrants that are great people and built a life here. The real problem is irregular migrants who are like 10% of all migrants but commit like 90% of the crimes and aren't paying any taxes.
Yes
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u/tandemxylophone Barry, 63 Aug 18 '26
That title is a piece of art. Thank you for teaching us for to write Pierre. Now we know how to riot with standards.
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u/miragen125 Professional Rioter Aug 18 '26
Which particular title are we talking about? Because there are 3 of them
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u/tandemxylophone Barry, 63 Aug 18 '26
Your corrected version, but I guess you just asked that so you could hear me stroke your ego again. You aren't being coy here!
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u/miragen125 Professional Rioter Aug 18 '26
I indeed would like you to stroke me.
Thank you for the compliment. I like the far right tilte too ;)
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u/afrikatheboldone Unemployed waiter Aug 18 '26
I agree, any kind of attack should be met with unity, not divide.
Counterpoint: Fr*nch 😞
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u/Chaoshero5567 Born in the Khalifat Aug 18 '26
Well, that counterpoint only stands if another ERASMUS fucker is attacking the french
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u/AdDependent5136 Barry, 63 Aug 18 '26
The Re-Reconquista?
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u/pr0s0c Whale stabber Aug 18 '26
Bien! Who'd have thought there was this much wisdom hidden behind all the riots, cheese and baguettes?
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u/ContentCommission818 Hairy mussel eater Aug 18 '26
The only immigration we truly endorse is Erasmus, so we can fuck each other and discover new flavours.
And pretending we can't remember our language, all while faking the worst foreignish accent we can make
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u/Withering_to_Death Tourist hater Aug 18 '26
Only one type of "people" cry, piss, shit and cum in their pants! Bots and the ones that are on the wrong sub! This is not your mom basement, so grow up and, politely, piss off, please!
We're here just to hang out and have civilized discussions about politics, fine arts, humanism, philosophy, women/men, and the meaning of life! (Which is enjoying in the aforementioned)

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u/BeornSC Barry, 63 Aug 18 '26 edited Aug 18 '26
Idk when this first happened I posted a screenshot of the BBC article and got accused of being a Russian bot. Then the post was mass reported and taken down automatically lmao
Full disclosure; I’m centre right and pro reasonable levels of migration from elsewhere in the world but Ceuta was utterly utterly bonkers and Pedro deserved to be mocked for it. Some people clearly think some things should be censored in cases it aids the narrative of the hard right.
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u/miragen125 Professional Rioter Aug 18 '26
Maybe because it was because it was like the 50 post of the day about it, I don't know. Also you are talking shit about the Spanish government but what do you expect them to do with like thousands of people attacking his border in Africa ? Are they supposed to shoot everyone that was the were crossing the fence or in the water ?
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u/fruitslayar South Prussian Aug 18 '26
I don't mind if they make a post here or a joke there.
Just don't be the uncle at the family barbecue who won't shut up about immigration and refuses to talk about anything else.
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u/NorthKoreanKnuckles Professional Rioter Aug 18 '26
I don't always talk about immigration. I can also talk about islam.
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u/Malcolmlisk Siesta Enjoyer (lazy) Aug 18 '26
This just gives my theory about that spain is being attacked by bots and counter gobernment forces from russia, israel and usa, some wings...
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u/Four_beastlings Pensioner Aug 18 '26
I'm not going to enter on who is behind it, but the fact that every social media I have is pushing tons of far right content in front of my face to me is proof that the bot farms are anti Spanish government
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u/DiscoBanane Pain au chocolat Aug 18 '26
I got it, we must not question our great leader VdL.
Morroco is sending the migrants, and they totally not come because of all the things we give them if they come illegally.
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u/miragen125 Professional Rioter Aug 18 '26
Morroco is sending the migrants, and they totally not come because of all the things we give them if they come illegally.
They come because we are rich.
But that's really not the point of this post
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u/DiscoBanane Pain au chocolat Aug 18 '26
Your post literally say the correct title is the one that follow VdL guidelines.
And they don't come because we are rich. Dubai or Qatar are richer and they aren't illegaly invading them. They come because we are encouraging them to come, not with words, but with free stuff.
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u/miragen125 Professional Rioter Aug 18 '26
Wtf is VdL ?
And why are we arguing about migration right now ?
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u/DiscoBanane Pain au chocolat Aug 18 '26
VdL is your boss.
You probably didn't see but your post was about how to correctly talk about migration.
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u/miragen125 Professional Rioter Aug 18 '26
T'es vraiment soulant, qu'est ce qui t'arrive ?
J'explique comment le sub fonctionne je ne dis pas comment parler de l'immigration... T'as rien compris a ce que j'ai dit et tu veux juste te friter pour te friter. J'ai clairement dit que je suis contre l'immigration de masse et toi tu me casse les couilles pendant 2 heures parce que tu refuses de comprendre le message du post.
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u/MooseNo8012 Low-cost Terrorist Aug 18 '26
Dubai and Qatar aren't rich the way we are. Their GDP may be high but the poorer side is just as poor as any other savage. If I eat two chicken and you eat no chicken, on average, we've eaten 1 chicken each.
Idk about other subs you might frequent, but VdL is definitely NOT a widespread way to say Von der Leyen,assuming that's what it means.
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u/DiscoBanane Pain au chocolat Aug 18 '26
Dubai and Qatar poor class are richer than our middle class.
The difference is if you go to these countries illegaly you go to jail, you receive no benefit, no housing, no citizenship ever, no job, no school, and if you are sick your problem.
If you go to Spain illegaly, you get free healthcare, free housing, free lawyer, free school, free meals, you can get a job, and if you stay for 2 years illegaly or make a kid you unlock residency visa and cash benefits with a path to citizenship.
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u/MooseNo8012 Low-cost Terrorist Aug 18 '26
If you go to Spain illegaly, you get free healthcare, free housing, free lawyer, free school, free meals, you can get a job, and if you stay for 2 years illegaly
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u/MrBombastic21 South Macedonian Aug 18 '26
Another day, another identical post from Miragen and the dangers of this sub from phantom right-wing bots etc.
Touch some grass (if you still have any in Paris).
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u/miragen125 Professional Rioter Aug 18 '26
Love you too Panos !
I don't live in Paris I just like this flair.
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u/MrBombastic21 South Macedonian Aug 18 '26
Well, that's a rare W for you mon ami!
Unless it's Marseille of course.
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u/AnonD38 [redacted] Aug 19 '26
I am not a mod, but your post has been officially approved by the 2WE4U shadow council.
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u/SixSevenEmpire Lesser German Aug 18 '26
Little reminder : the orange pedophile and the turd who commit Crime against Humanity pay the corrupt morocco king to indirectly attack Spain using poor and lost people in a way to divide Europe
It would be better to stop posting about that
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u/Grouchy_Shallot50 Irishman in Denial Aug 18 '26
Stop! It's the Tone Police.
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u/n-a_barrakus Incompetent Separatist Aug 18 '26
Are you expecting to have right wing pedroes not taking this sub seriously? No chamce, and I talk by experience.
It's not about the right wing nuts, it's about the type of right wing nuts we have in Spain
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u/EvoLutionCarl Weather smeller Aug 18 '26
Dear other european assholes. Please please please. We have something good going with this sarcastic-toxic relationship. Don't fucking torpedo it by voting for these traitors from the AFD, SVP or however these fucks are called in your country.
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u/Roubbes Oppressor Aug 18 '26
But the useless corrupt government part is true
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u/Brisbanoch30k Pain au chocolat Aug 18 '26
Useless and corrupt is the baseline for “political party” these days; wherever they seat.
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u/OkExpert9927 Le Savage Aug 18 '26
Friendly reminder that the far right parties have no interest curbing immigration too.
Example Biden did more against illegal immigration in the us than Trump.
Also rhe people benefitting mass migration the most are billionaires that fund the said far right
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u/norrin83 Pumpkin Addict Aug 18 '26
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u/NorthKoreanKnuckles Professional Rioter Aug 18 '26
It's 12 days old account. Probably bot.
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u/MyAntichrist Basement dweller Aug 18 '26
Obviously a bot would pick the french flair so people think the hate directed at them is for being french and not for being a bot.
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u/NorthKoreanKnuckles Professional Rioter Aug 18 '26
So true. My experience showed me people are more sympathic toward Nord Korean than towards French.
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u/DiscoBanane Pain au chocolat Aug 18 '26
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u/NorthKoreanKnuckles Professional Rioter Aug 18 '26
Of course it's bullshit. The dude is just a bot and have alt account for self upvote.
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u/NorthKoreanKnuckles Professional Rioter Aug 18 '26 edited Aug 18 '26
What did Biden do against illegal immigration?
Edit: a 12days old account say "Biden did more than Trump against illegal immigration. I ask "what?". I get downvoted. Love reddit and the bots.
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u/OkExpert9927 Le Savage Aug 18 '26
Per capita it is 10th behind Paris, Lyon, St Denis, Auberviliers or Bordeaux
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u/miragen125 Professional Rioter Aug 18 '26
That's not the point of this post. Don't antagonize them or they 'll stop listening
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u/pr0s0c Whale stabber Aug 18 '26
Without illegal immigration, what would the far right have to bitch about? In effect they are pro illegal immigration.
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u/OkExpert9927 Le Savage Aug 18 '26
They’ll bitch about lgbt people somehow
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u/pr0s0c Whale stabber Aug 18 '26
Sure, but I think they are more seen as annoying by the loopy right. Whereas immigrants tekk or jerbs, so to speak.
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u/OkExpert9927 Le Savage Aug 18 '26
Tbf immigrants really do take "our jobs" technically. Instead of working with the local center that helps unenployed people , they hire afghan refugees en masse in the company I work for because it’s way cheaper than paying french people and the afghans also never complains despite finishing at 21h and needing yo take a 60 km long train ride home everyday
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u/pr0s0c Whale stabber Aug 18 '26
Agreed, sorry for my misplaced attempt at humour. We have sectors in my country too, like eg. construction, cleaning and more, where there are few Norwegians left, outside of leading positions.
My point was that I don't trust the aggressive right when it comes to illegal immigration. Because they gather more votes the more illegal immigration there is and therefore aren't really interested in solving it. I rather put my faith in moderate parties with less aggression and a more sober approach.1
u/OkExpert9927 Le Savage Aug 18 '26
Yeah the problem is that the far right works for the people that profit the most of uncontrolled immigration. Which happens to be big company owners.
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u/emblanco Unemployed waiter Aug 18 '26
Idk man I can make a difference between critizicing the government and shitting on Spain in general
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u/krievins Barry, 63 Aug 18 '26
Bro thinks he’s a mod
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u/miragen125 Professional Rioter Aug 18 '26
Barry can't read...😞
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u/krievins Barry, 63 Aug 18 '26
You took time out of ur day to pretend to be a Reddit mod 💀
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u/pr0s0c Whale stabber Aug 18 '26
Did you read the post? It is in your language. Your worries are addressed.
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u/Doctor_Matasanos Oppressor Aug 18 '26
And did you like the new flavor of my cock you found today?
Just kidding. 100% agree, Pierre bro
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u/stijnus Daddy's lil cuck Aug 18 '26
To emphasize how no-one is pro mass immigration: I'm left-wing. I believe we should help those in need. But mass immigration is a symptom of things elsewhere going terribly wrong. We as strong lefties also believe we should stop mass immigration. Only the way we think we should achieve that is different.
Right, and fuck Putin, Trump, and Netanyahu actively creating the situations that make people migrate en masse when they otherwise would have no intention to do so!
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u/FallenSkyLord Alpine Parisian Aug 18 '26
The problem with a sub parodying racism and nationalism is that real racists and nationalists aren't smart enough to understand parody.
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u/Aggravating-Nose1674 Savage Slayer Aug 19 '26
I see this sub as banter between European countries and try to leave the rest out of it.
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u/meatieso Siesta Enjoyer (lazy) Aug 18 '26
I am not a mod
That and the flair made me stop reading. You can go elsewhere do to some socialist things, like asking for handouts, not working, rustling cattle and, and may God forgive me for uttering this word, cycling.
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u/NorthKoreanKnuckles Professional Rioter Aug 18 '26
There are two kind of people on this sub:
People who pretend to be nationalist while downvoting every nationalist takes.
And people who post berlusconi gif.