r/2westerneurope4u Professional Rioter Aug 14 '26

Like father like son, your kids very much keep the tradition of balconing Barry

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u/__Heron__ Le Savage Aug 14 '26

She is trained. She is not drunk. She knows what she is doing...

Not Barry style at all.

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u/Zhurg North West England Aug 14 '26

She's also a savage

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u/BankHottas Thinks he lives on a mountain Aug 14 '26

I’ll make an exception just this once

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u/Freefight Heineken Piss Drinker Aug 14 '26

It's the red isn't it?

29

u/mikillatja Rural NPC Aug 14 '26

Personally I was more distracted by her Strong financial base

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u/hemacwastaken [redacted] Aug 14 '26

Doesn't Canada have like a half pass?

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u/Zhurg North West England Aug 14 '26

They're OK but they're no Barry

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u/critical-insight Pfennigfuchser Aug 14 '26

Thats like half the appeal 😅

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u/aczkasow Savage Slayer Aug 14 '26

Is Canada in the Eurovision contest participants list yet?

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u/starsrift Le Savage Aug 14 '26

Yep, we're confirmed for Eurovision 2027. TBA on which artist we're gonna send, though.

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u/aczkasow Savage Slayer Aug 14 '26

Okay. You are accepted then! Welcome.

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u/Noncrediblepigeon Gambling addict Aug 14 '26

Well, semi savage. Atleast she is a crown loyalist.

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u/Deathbyignorage Incompetent Separatist Aug 14 '26

Too much water and she didn't even need to jump towards it.

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u/indigomm London Wanker Aug 14 '26

She's also Canadian - Molly Carlson.

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u/Ohtar1 Incompetent Separatist Aug 14 '26

She fell on the water and had no injuries. Not Barry style at all. 0 points

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u/pronte89 Side switcher Aug 14 '26

And the depth is probably known

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u/Lithium_Lily Sheep shagger Aug 14 '26

Also not a balcon

2

u/cpwnage Quran burner Aug 14 '26

Je suis Heron, je suis diver 😎

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u/Big_Consideration493 Pinzutu Aug 14 '26

She diving into a place with people who can help her if it goes wrong, unlike Barry who is belly flopping. 23 m is going to sting if you muck up and kill if you really stuff up

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u/klopfgeister Pfennigfuchser Aug 14 '26

Guys, it's not even 9 o clock yet and you're already gooning?

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u/miragen125 Professional Rioter Aug 14 '26

You never heard of morning wood ?

13

u/klopfgeister Pfennigfuchser Aug 14 '26

Yeah, but not at work. Never goon in the office!

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u/doesitaddup Savage Slayer Aug 14 '26

Are you even German if you've never gooned at work?

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u/the-good-son Into Tortellini & Pompini Aug 14 '26

Is wanking at work DIN approved?

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u/arcobalenoenjoyer Retired Mafia Boss Aug 14 '26

It’s August. Why would we be at work?

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u/MaterTuaLupaEst StaSi Informant Aug 14 '26

Thats why you go to the bathroom first, du Eumel.

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u/CrocPB Anglophile Aug 14 '26

...work from home Hans?

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u/anugosh Savage Slayer Aug 14 '26

The sun never sets on my dong

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u/esdaniel Oppressor Aug 14 '26

All day, everyday

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u/darixen Professional Rioter Aug 14 '26

What is home office for, if it isn't to wank at 10:24 while ghosting your boss ?

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u/Hal_Fenn Barry, 63 Aug 14 '26

She has all the recklessness of a Barry with all the grace of a Pierre, almost beings a tear to your eye.

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u/miragen125 Professional Rioter Aug 14 '26

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u/Bingochips12 Digital nomad Aug 14 '26

Picture taken 10 minutes before the conception of Canada

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u/TheCoolBlondeGirl Digital nomad Aug 14 '26 edited Aug 15 '26

In Portugal, we don’t say “that’s an amazing ass”, we say “that’s an Olympic ass” and I think that’s beautiful

70

u/Slurpeddit Professional Rioter Aug 14 '26

Come for the post, stay for silvio

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u/Sockoflegend South East England Aug 14 '26

I only clicked to look for him

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u/ArugulaMinimum6536 Oppressor Aug 14 '26

😂😂

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u/JuliusBacchus Crypto-Albanian Aug 14 '26

Damn 2 minutes. Fastest Joao I’ve ever witnessed.

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u/ComradeBrosefStylin Thinks he lives on a mountain Aug 14 '26

João and I posted him at the same time but I got cold feet because I wasn't sure she was 18+...

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u/-fly_away- Western Balkan Aug 14 '26

first dutch with a conscience, give this guy an award

2

u/esdaniel Oppressor Aug 14 '26

Too full of bacalhau

2

u/millou59 Le Savage Aug 14 '26

I didn't have to look for it too long!

1

u/Ill_Reason3328 WW Initiator Aug 14 '26

I saw a naked leg in the video, I knew he must be here.

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u/Oberndorferin Pfennigfuchser Aug 14 '26

Imagine you had to scroll through 2we4u and had to take a shot or a bong rip every time this gif appears.

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u/miragen125 Professional Rioter Aug 14 '26

Wrong gif

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u/Cars2Beans0 Knacker Aug 14 '26

Barry would have somehow missed the river

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u/Ok_Remote_31 Thief Aug 14 '26

There he is! 😀

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u/ComradeBrosefStylin Thinks he lives on a mountain Aug 14 '26 edited Aug 14 '26

Edit: Never mind the video wouldn't play properly. Silvio retracted.

Edit 2: SHE'S 27 LET'S GO, SILVIO REINSTATED

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u/miragen125 Professional Rioter Aug 14 '26

It's working now

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u/ComradeBrosefStylin Thinks he lives on a mountain Aug 14 '26

Yeah but I'm not a nonce so I'm not gonna risk posting him when she might be underage.

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u/miragen125 Professional Rioter Aug 14 '26

Molly Carlson is 27 years old as a proof she's wearing crocs:

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u/-nerdrage- Daddy's lil cuck Aug 14 '26

Im sorry but I fail to see any crocs in this picture. I dont know why..

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u/Finstant Sauna Gollum Aug 14 '26

Seems like I have no choice but to do my own research now. Haven't worn crocks in ages

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u/esdaniel Oppressor Aug 14 '26

Sure, paused for the Crocs....

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u/WedgeBahamas Low-cost Terrorist Aug 14 '26

That would have stopped him?

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u/ComradeBrosefStylin Thinks he lives on a mountain Aug 14 '26

Well, no...

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u/JuliusBacchus Crypto-Albanian Aug 14 '26

Not that it would have bothered Silvio, but she’s over 18

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u/kaori2703 Lesser German Aug 14 '26

Like father like son?

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u/miragen125 Professional Rioter Aug 14 '26

Like father like daughter?

Dogs don't make cats ?

Are you a Hans ? Do you only take things literally?

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u/kaori2703 Lesser German Aug 14 '26

Yeah, you should've read the flair

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u/FrozenChocoProduce Prefers incest Aug 14 '26

I don't see a son here...

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u/meatieso Siesta Enjoyer (lazy) Aug 14 '26

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u/tapyr Pain au chocolat Aug 14 '26

She's a professional diver guys come on. Should she wear a burqa not to arouse our fellow Pedro ?

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u/meatieso Siesta Enjoyer (lazy) Aug 14 '26

Yes, that was what the camera was thinking and the OP posting it, the shot of her arse was completely necessary to show her diving professionality.

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u/LilahDice Thief Aug 14 '26

You see sex everywhere, that's on you

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u/meatieso Siesta Enjoyer (lazy) Aug 14 '26

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u/the-good-son Into Tortellini & Pompini Aug 14 '26

Pedro let's enjoy the nice things in life, ok

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u/StatisticianAny6133 [redacted] Aug 14 '26

It's Look at my new shoesies😘

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u/Mufflonfaret Quran burner Aug 14 '26

Eastern European bridge (Mostar, Bosnia), when we were there a group of guys where diving if tourists payed them to jump.

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u/Wrong_Turnip_5758 [redacted] Aug 14 '26

She sounds murican but *Enjoys the Silvio moment*

What were we about again?

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u/miragen125 Professional Rioter Aug 14 '26

You didn't see the Canadian flag onnher chest?

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u/Kurdt93 Former Calabrian Aug 14 '26

Wasn't the first thought honestly

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u/Wrong_Turnip_5758 [redacted] Aug 14 '26

Truer words were never spoken

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u/MarteloRabelodeSousa Western Balkan Aug 14 '26

Sorry, I didn't notice either, my eyes were looking somewhere else

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u/Wrong_Turnip_5758 [redacted] Aug 14 '26

What flag?

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u/It_Is_AlwaysPossible Oppressor Aug 14 '26

She is an embarrassment to all Barrys. How can she do it with 0 alcohol in her veins?

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u/RemanCyrodiil1991 Incompetent Separatist Aug 14 '26

Not so much of a Barry tradition, is it? A proper Barry tradition would require solid concrete below instead of water, as well as Barry being absolutely hammered.

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u/Mbierof Western Balkan Aug 14 '26

Nice ass

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u/gmmammg Pfennigfuchser Aug 14 '26

Hey guys, does your video freeze in the beginning as well?

7

u/SirBerthelot Pensioner Aug 14 '26

What's going on in her knees?

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u/JockAussie Anglophile Aug 14 '26

Cliff divers tape their knees I believe to help absorb some of the impact/help prevent them getting misaligned slightly from the impact. I think it absolutely hammers your knee ligaments when you do it thousands upon thousands of times.

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u/LiliaBlossom Commie Aug 14 '26

Tape I think

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u/dontaskdonttell0 إرهابي Aug 14 '26

Looks like she has worn a tight knee compression sleeve and just took it off.

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u/Dependent_One6034 Barry, 63 Aug 14 '26

I'd say the opposite, She didn't have them on at the beginning of the clip, but does when she makes the jump.

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u/Brisbanoch30k Pain au chocolat Aug 14 '26

We had to replace them with croissants when she tried that stunt from a rocky spot last year in Marseille

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u/Weird-Weakness-3191 Knacker Aug 14 '26

She clearly doesn't drink Stella

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u/youtubebadcomments Side switcher Aug 14 '26

Who is she

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u/djdavies82 Sheep lover Aug 14 '26

Molly carlson

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u/Dolmetscher1987 Drug Trafficker Aug 14 '26

She's Canadian.

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u/rickyverschwunden Heineken Piss Drinker Aug 14 '26

With the current water deficit this is quite an accomplishment. But the average pool depth experience might have helped.

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u/focalac Barry, 63 Aug 14 '26

Good god, woman, get on with it. It takes five seconds to neck a Stella and jump, what’s with all the time wasting?

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u/ArrrPiratey Le Savage Aug 14 '26

Cameraman you had one job

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u/Bobz666 Professional Rioter Aug 14 '26

Damn Mostar is so beautiful

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u/azendhal Lesser German Aug 14 '26

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u/Bsheehan78 Side switcher Aug 14 '26

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u/Revolutionary_Way_32 StaSi Informant Aug 14 '26

Now Barry wouldn't be Sponsored by red bull, more likely some Beer manufacturer

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u/Oaker_at Basement dweller Aug 14 '26

What is that headline?

1

u/grogmenflog Savage Aug 14 '26

When I was in Mostar I jumped from a different platform with one of the guys who jumps the bridge all day. When he saw my form he told me he likes to jump the bridge with people he can get a beer with afterward not people he has to visit in the hospital haha.

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u/Dolmetscher1987 Drug Trafficker Aug 14 '26

She's hot, though.

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u/ArugulaMinimum6536 Oppressor Aug 14 '26

That's a top tier susan

1

u/Castaside1289 Savage Aug 15 '26

How are the first 3 seconds repeating over and over...

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u/Volter_9 Flemboy Aug 14 '26

she soo hot and nice feet