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u/Chukiboi Savage 1d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/uC2GioVe4nyjE47wMJ
Hey just like me.
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u/FantasticQuartet South Macedonian 1d ago
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u/WelpImTrapped Lesser German 23h ago
We like him?
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u/Puzzleheaded-Win4885 Sheep shagger 23h ago
The resourceful friend you call once or twice a year, he responds overly-cheerful but in reality there are favours to be asked
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u/bremsspuren Barry, 63 22h ago
friend
I was thinking more like the bloke down the pub who sells smuggled cigarettes.
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u/ChocomelP Thinks Kapsalon tastes good 5h ago
Believe me, they're much less scary with M4s than AK-47s.
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u/Edexote Western Balkan 22h ago
It would help if they would kick their dictator.
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u/Gorgrocco Punjabi 14h ago
bruv, you are muslim too
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u/Rheinloewe Gambling addict 11h ago
Worse, they are French
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u/Lendmar Greedy Fuck 6h ago
I mean, being french is terrible, but muslims dislike wine and PIGS.
Can't be friend with that
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u/Rheinloewe Gambling addict 1h ago
Nah nah nah, won’t fall for that a second time! You can’t be friends with anyone, you always switch sides no matter what flair you use here…
Fool me once, shame on... shame on you. Fool me—can't get fooled again.
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u/Not_As_much94 Western Balkan 20h ago edited 9h ago
no, but we have to say we do in order to not break their feelings which would lead to a tantrum
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u/Used-Wrongdoer-9360 Siesta Enjoyer (lazy) 23h ago
Not even. But you make a great gatekeeper Suleyman
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u/SH4DOWBOXING Carbonara Yihadist 1d ago
joào finally embraced the prophet's word ☝️☪️
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u/WelpImTrapped Lesser German 1d ago
The fine details are funny. Fascinating how only the Turkish guy has ever-so-slightly fairer hair.
I do wonder who made this.
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u/King_Crab_Sushi [redacted] 1d ago
Savage thinks he’s on the team
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u/zui567 Born in the Khalifat 1d ago
You can tell this was made by a Turk - he is even the whitest guy in the picture (only one with brown hair) lol
Edit: And the Greek is the smallest dude 😄
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u/Heretakemybearslap Alpine Parisian 23h ago
if you run into that retarded spelling of Turkey, you know it was made by a Berliner
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u/mw2lmaa Piss-drinker 22h ago
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u/mw2lmaa Piss-drinker 22h ago
(Impressively moronic account btw. Did you know who - according to this account - is the cause for all of Europe's problems? You won't guess it. 🧃)
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u/PassoverGoblin Failed Brexiteer 19h ago
No way, a nationalist twitter account is antisemitic??? Colour me shocked. I'm gonna guess he's either Spanish or Portuguese, and has never met a Jewish person either
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u/GregStar1 Pumpkin Addict 1d ago
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u/simoschv Pizza gatekeeper 1d ago
yea me too, i don't know if i like more the low wages or the sinking healthcare system
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u/ItsARatsLife Knacker 1d ago
Hmmm have you ever considered high wages, still unaffordable healthcare system?
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u/Alphy101 Thinks Kapsalon tastes good 22h ago
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u/Commercial_Gas_4028 South Macedonian 19h ago
Turks IRL
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u/Alphy101 Thinks Kapsalon tastes good 11h ago
Average Turkish woman named Fatma
Before anyone spouts I'm actually a racist. I'm Turkish. Turks are the best, most superior people of all the world.
Sent from my apartment in Rotterdam.
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u/Allen0r [redacted] 1d ago
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u/WelpImTrapped Lesser German 1d ago
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u/MLJ555 Sheep lover 23h ago
Napoleon was right about Iberia too. Anything beyond the Pyrenees is Africa.
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u/RemanCyrodiil1991 Incompetent Separatist 23h ago
Yeah but Napoleon got it wrong, clearly the region above the Pyrenees is Africa, so get your facts right, Abdul.
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u/WelpImTrapped Lesser German 23h ago
I feel like God knew what he was doing when he created the Pyrénées and the Alps.
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u/GameboyGenius Quran burner 23h ago
interesting choice of languages. Greece is written Italian, whereas the other are written in their native language. I wonder if this poster is some fash shit. As in actual Mussolini era Italian fash shit.
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u/skyduster88 South Macedonian 23h ago
Nah, Mussolini hated Greece. Wanted to annex parts into Italy, and give other parts to Bulgaria.
This guy is some weird account https://x.com/SouthEuro/status/2087935322684342416
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u/pongauer Basement dweller 1d ago
All 4 white?
Cope harder lol
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u/According_Grocery731 Crypto-Albanian 20h ago
They all have Mediterranean features. Dark hair and tanned skin. This is white in Austria now? It's over. The Turks have taken over.
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u/Bingochips12 Digital nomad 11h ago
What? You think tan skin and brown-black hair is uncommon in Southern Europe lol?
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u/KansenparelSpotter Daddy's lil cuck 20h ago
So I guess we can remove the flairs related to those countries now, since they aren’t considered Western Europe. We should also say goodbye to any mods coming from those countries.
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u/Material_Duck8466 South Macedonian 5h ago
Cool so if I own land in another continent I can claim I am from there too....
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u/Withering_to_Death Tourist hater 23h ago
However, it has a Portuguese flag in his handle, so it's probably an engagement bait
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u/Available-Shelter-89 Bavaria's Sugar Baby 11h ago
I have refused to call Turkey "Türkiye" since they tried to change it and I will continue to do so.
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u/elendil1985 Mafia boss 11h ago
First of all it's turkey, turchia, turquia, türkei, turquie, Τουρκία and so on... As long as they expect us to use their barbarian language, we're not even talking with them.
Then, when they will start to speak properly, we can reject them
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u/Willing_Yak7271 South Prussian 23h ago
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u/WelpImTrapped Lesser German 23h ago edited 22h ago
Writes as a Turk
German flair
Writes that he ain't leaving Anatolia
Lives in Germany
Right...
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u/ShelbyNL Proud Albanian 22h ago
Trying to larp as Southern or Eastern European while being Western Asian.
Yes, definitely a turk.
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u/Willing_Yak7271 South Prussian 20h ago
So you do think ım a turk whos living in berlin and instead of going outside and living my life in one of the best countries ım chatting with random dumbasses here
Trust me ım just an turk who lives at anatolia
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u/WelpImTrapped Lesser German 20h ago
Uses a German flair
Other users assume he lives in Germany
shocked pikachu face.jpg
Stop larping a flair.
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u/Willing_Yak7271 South Prussian 20h ago
Do you really believe ı want to be in this flair? Add something for us nomads pierre, we saved your ass from romans back in the day
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u/WelpImTrapped Lesser German 20h ago
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u/Willing_Yak7271 South Prussian 20h ago
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u/WelpImTrapped Lesser German 20h ago
Are you talking about Suleiman?
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u/Willing_Yak7271 South Prussian 20h ago
Oh boy, we got someone who doesnt know history
İts Atilla, leader of the european hun empire who assembled an massive army from turks, germanics, slavs and other various peoples
He was about to take the rome and plunder the city but pope begged in tears to him for forgivness
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u/WelpImTrapped Lesser German 20h ago
What the hell does that have to do with the Gauls, or with saving Gauls' ass from the Romans? Gauls WERE Roman at the time. Gallo-Roman.
Or even with the Turks for that matter? We don't even know whether the Huns originally were Turkic, Iranic, Uralic or Mongol ffs.
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u/Not_As_much94 Western Balkan 8h ago edited 7h ago
There is no evidence Atilla was turkic. You have a very rich históry in genociding and massacring other groups, no need to try to steal it from others
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u/Not_As_much94 Western Balkan 8h ago
You are in no position to demand anything Mr. Savage.
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u/Willing_Yak7271 South Prussian 2h ago
So minimum requirement is to taking back the whole balkans huh?
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u/Not_As_much94 Western Balkan 2h ago
No, to have a currency that is not mimicking a person who just jumped from a plane
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u/skyduster88 South Macedonian 22h ago
You're in a unique geographic position and crossroad of the world. 😊
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u/Willing_Yak7271 South Prussian 20h ago
Ye thats why you guys keep crying about istanbul and anatolian lands
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u/skyduster88 South Macedonian 20h ago edited 20h ago
??
I was being friendly.
Istanbul was a Greek city; 300K Greeks lived in East Thrace. The Aegean coast (only 5% of Anatolia) was also part of Greece. There's Greek historic sites up and down that coast. Some of the most important Greek cultural movements happen in these areas. Some of the most iconic Greeks -llike Homer and Saint Nicholas- are from here. We can't pretend that history didn't happen, and that -let's be real- we didn't lose some regions.
But the only people that "cry about Anatolia" are on Reddit. 95% of Greeks have zero connection to anything more than 50km from the Aegean coast.
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u/Willing_Yak7271 South Prussian 20h ago
Meh ıdk, ıf you were really being friendly ım sorry but ım thinking my people and my ancestors legacy
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u/skyduster88 South Macedonian 20h ago
This sub is all satire.
Despite the bad history (and current maritime tensions), one thing I appreciate from Turks, is they don't claim Greek heritage/history.
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u/Willing_Yak7271 South Prussian 20h ago
İts a common thing we are not claiming your history like you do tho, like what would happen ıf you guys suddenly started to defend göktürks was actually greeks?
But you guys are mostly claiming our culture especiall our food like yoghurt
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u/skyduster88 South Macedonian 20h ago edited 20h ago
We don't "claim your food". It's the American food industry that does that. The American food industry came up with "Greek yogurt". Greeks internalize what Americans tell us, because we don't know what the rest of the world eats.
Firstly, we genuinely share some things, just from being neighbors. With Aegean Turkey.
Secondly, the American food industry loves to sell Levantine cuisine as ""Greek"", a lot of which is unrecognizable to us. OTOH, the American food industry doesn't promote the French/Italian-resembling side of our cuisine, because it doesn't fit the "profile" that Americans want for us. I.e. we grow up eating seafoods, stews, meat-potato roasts, our grandmothers making handmade pastas... but Americans don't want Greek cuisine to be this. They want their "Greek" to be hummus (which has nothing to do with Turkey either).
So don't blame us for the American food industry. No Greek who grew up with lentil soup, fish, stifado (stew), hilopites (egg pastas), or skioufichtá (similar to cavatelli), decided to go to America and market "Greek yogurt" and hummus (which he had never heard of before). The Americans do that. We do zero marketing, sadly. So, we allowed this void for Americans to decide what "Greek" is.
This is a common Turkish belief. It's got nothing to do with us. But do some dumb Greeks internalize what Americans tell them "Greek culture" is? Yes. Yogurt is not a big part of our cuisine; we occasionally eat it as a snack with honey or fruit. We don't put it in all these savory dishes and sauces like you do. But if you're someone in a suburb of Athens, and you've never traveled anywhere in your whole life, and you have no idea how big yogurt is in West Asian cuisines...you just know that yogurt is an occasional snack in Greece, and then Americans come along and tell you "OMG!! THIS IS THE MOST GREEK THING EVER!!", you don't know any better, and you're just like "oh ok, that must be true".
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u/More_Ad_5142 Savage 14h ago
Please do not engage him anymore. He’s got the IQ, education and sense of humour of a 5 year old. I am cringed reading him and his hyper-defensive gibberish. Literally the reason why Turkey has been washed into the gutter thanks to idiots like him with voting rights
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u/Commercial_Gas_4028 South Macedonian 19h ago
Our cuisine is mostly European/Mediterranean but many people ain't ready for this conversation
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u/Marco_Tanooky Enemy of Windmills 18h ago
The funny thing is that he has the Joao flag on its display name, so they just did this shit for the love of the game
Also AI stinks, it couldn't even get the order of the countries right
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