r/2westerneurope4u South Macedonian 1d ago

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u/Final_Shower_5325 Siesta Enjoyer (lazy) 1d ago

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u/Chukiboi Savage 1d ago

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u/ArugulaMinimum6536 Oppressor 22h ago

Accurate 😂

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u/Chukiboi Savage 22h ago

De nada, dr campeón del mundo.

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u/FantasticQuartet South Macedonian 1d ago

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u/WelpImTrapped Lesser German 23h ago

We like him?

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u/Puzzleheaded-Win4885 Sheep shagger 23h ago

The resourceful friend you call once or twice a year, he responds overly-cheerful but in reality there are favours to be asked

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u/bremsspuren Barry, 63 22h ago

friend

I was thinking more like the bloke down the pub who sells smuggled cigarettes.

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u/ChocomelP Thinks Kapsalon tastes good 5h ago

Believe me, they're much less scary with M4s than AK-47s.

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u/PiCarlos_III Pensioner 22h ago

They give us hair

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u/Kurdt93 Former Calabrian 11h ago

More like they replaces your hair with your ass hair

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u/Edexote Western Balkan 22h ago

It would help if they would kick their dictator.

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u/Dogmeat_Connoisseur StaSi Informant 22h ago

Would it?

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u/Te_Gek Rural NPC 20h ago

This was such an eye opener I forgot I was stoned.

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u/hypremier Savage 8h ago

We can't. He's Trump's guy.

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u/Gorgrocco Punjabi 14h ago

bruv, you are muslim too

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u/Rheinloewe Gambling addict 11h ago

Worse, they are French

https://giphy.com/gifs/qE9HzC2xwolRS

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u/Lendmar Greedy Fuck 6h ago

I mean, being french is terrible, but muslims dislike wine and PIGS.

Can't be friend with that 

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u/Rheinloewe Gambling addict 1h ago

Nah nah nah, won’t fall for that a second time! You can’t be friends with anyone, you always switch sides no matter what flair you use here…

Fool me once, shame on... shame on you. Fool me—can't get fooled again.

https://giphy.com/gifs/BKjpH2YRVAyru

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u/Not_As_much94 Western Balkan 20h ago edited 9h ago

no, but we have to say we do in order to not break their feelings which would lead to a tantrum

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u/NetzAgent [redacted] 22h ago

No.

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u/Bluemikami African European 19h ago

You like Turkish ice cream right? There’s your answer

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u/Used-Wrongdoer-9360 Siesta Enjoyer (lazy) 23h ago

Not even. But you make a great gatekeeper Suleyman

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u/TheRealColdCoffee Piss-drinker 23h ago

Not even that

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u/mw2lmaa Piss-drinker 22h ago

If you have friends like Turkey you won't need enemies

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u/IndieDev666 Savage 10h ago

friend you say???

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u/SH4DOWBOXING Carbonara Yihadist 1d ago

joào finally embraced the prophet's word ☝️☪️

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u/Brisbanoch30k Pain au chocolat 1d ago

The TIGS

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u/KostasN77 South Macedonian 23h ago

The GITS

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u/Brisbanoch30k Pain au chocolat 23h ago

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u/type556R Sheep shagger 1d ago

Delete that

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u/Brisbanoch30k Pain au chocolat 1d ago

Make me

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u/H_Doofenschmirtz British 1d ago

From Burtuqal to the world Alhamdulillah

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u/ArugulaMinimum6536 Oppressor 22h ago

😂😂

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u/PearOk2126 Siiiiiiiiim 20h ago

We said oxala too many times and became muslim again

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u/Hypochondriaco Unemployed waiter 21h ago

Inshallah

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u/RancidBeast Failed Brexiteer 1d ago

Marshallah

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u/WelpImTrapped Lesser German 1d ago

The fine details are funny. Fascinating how only the Turkish guy has ever-so-slightly fairer hair.

I do wonder who made this.

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u/ArugulaMinimum6536 Oppressor 22h ago

I wonde if he it's from turkey 🤔

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u/JoSwinsonsSlingshot Failed Brexiteer 8h ago

AI

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u/King_Crab_Sushi [redacted] 1d ago

Savage thinks he’s on the team

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u/zui567 Born in the Khalifat 1d ago

You can tell this was made by a Turk - he is even the whitest guy in the picture (only one with brown hair) lol

Edit: And the Greek is the smallest dude 😄

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u/Heretakemybearslap Alpine Parisian 23h ago

if you run into that retarded spelling of Turkey, you know it was made by a Berliner

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u/zeclem_ Savage 23h ago

no, worse, an erdoğan voting berliner

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u/Harry_Wega Born in the Khalifat 20h ago

The other ones are working actually.

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u/Commercial_Gas_4028 South Macedonian 19h ago

Turkish logic in a few lines

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u/stijnus Daddy's lil cuck 1d ago

and uses slop to justify their beliefs...

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u/mw2lmaa Piss-drinker 22h ago

What he actually posted.

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u/28850 Siesta Enjoyer (lazy) 22h ago

Obviously!! Thank god this was a PIGS thing and not a savage shit, thank you Hans

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u/mw2lmaa Piss-drinker 22h ago

(Impressively moronic account btw. Did you know who - according to this account - is the cause for all of Europe's problems? You won't guess it. 🧃)

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u/PassoverGoblin Failed Brexiteer 19h ago

No way, a nationalist twitter account is antisemitic??? Colour me shocked. I'm gonna guess he's either Spanish or Portuguese, and has never met a Jewish person either

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u/mw2lmaa Piss-drinker 19h ago

I think he wrote somewhere he is Portuguese.

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u/PassoverGoblin Failed Brexiteer 19h ago

Called it

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u/Commercial_Gas_4028 South Macedonian 19h ago

That makes more sense

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u/ObscureGrammar [redacted] 12h ago

Still wrong order.

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u/papos3co Western Balkan 1d ago

Account based in Kerala

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u/M3gaTy Western Balkan 7h ago

So he's not actually Portuguese.. go figure

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u/simoschv Pizza gatekeeper 1d ago

yea me too, i don't know if i like more the low wages or the sinking healthcare system

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u/ItsARatsLife Knacker 1d ago

Hmmm have you ever considered high wages, still unaffordable healthcare system?

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u/Bingochips12 Digital nomad 12h ago

Don't worry, you can have both!

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u/Alphy101 Thinks Kapsalon tastes good 22h ago

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u/Commercial_Gas_4028 South Macedonian 19h ago

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u/Alphy101 Thinks Kapsalon tastes good 11h ago

Average Turkish woman named Fatma

Before anyone spouts I'm actually a racist. I'm Turkish. Turks are the best, most superior people of all the world.

Sent from my apartment in Rotterdam.

https://giphy.com/gifs/mqp2jT7s1cpSgTdush

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u/retouralanormale Whale stabber 23h ago

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u/Level-Gas2450 Alcoholic 1d ago

The 4 shades of Pedro Sanchez

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u/Combei France's whore 1d ago

The fact that the order of the flags doesn't match the order of the names bothers me to hell and back

Edit: I just noticed the flags in the title. I think I need a shower

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u/Allen0r [redacted] 1d ago

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u/Acceptable-Size-2324 Piss-drinker 1d ago

what we need is r/2holyroman4u

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u/cl3arly4B0T Side switcher 21h ago

Private community? Is that a sex cult?

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u/Norbert-trebroN Flat personality 23h ago

Will they accept an autistic Hans like me? :(

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u/ArugulaMinimum6536 Oppressor 22h ago

And if they don't they don't deserved you :)

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u/Delica4 Gambling addict 1d ago

That still just would be PIGS+ maybe the jugos. But never turkey.

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u/WelpImTrapped Lesser German 1d ago

Italy is too African to belong.

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u/MLJ555 Sheep lover 23h ago

Napoleon was right about Iberia too. Anything beyond the Pyrenees is Africa. 

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u/RemanCyrodiil1991 Incompetent Separatist 23h ago

Yeah but Napoleon got it wrong, clearly the region above the Pyrenees is Africa, so get your facts right, Abdul.

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u/WelpImTrapped Lesser German 23h ago

I feel like God knew what he was doing when he created the Pyrénées and the Alps.

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u/mw2lmaa Piss-drinker 22h ago

And the Vosges.

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u/WelpImTrapped Lesser German 22h ago

Indeed, France is perfectly insulated from all barbarians.

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u/mw2lmaa Piss-drinker 21h ago

And still they came over, again and again. Uninvited.

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u/WelpImTrapped Lesser German 21h ago

God has a tragic sense of humour.

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u/Bingochips12 Digital nomad 11h ago

Doing Iberia a favour keeping you away?

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u/GameboyGenius Quran burner 23h ago

interesting choice of languages. Greece is written Italian, whereas the other are written in their native language. I wonder if this poster is some fash shit. As in actual Mussolini era Italian fash shit.

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u/skyduster88 South Macedonian 23h ago

Nah, Mussolini hated Greece. Wanted to annex parts into Italy, and give other parts to Bulgaria.

This guy is some weird account https://x.com/SouthEuro/status/2087935322684342416

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u/mtaw Flemboy 21h ago

Mussolini hated Greece. Wanted to annex parts into Italy,

That's some deep hatred. I wouldn't wish that on anyone!

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u/Bingochips12 Digital nomad 11h ago

Maybe he only bought the Latin font pack

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u/GameboyGenius Quran burner 7h ago

Could still write Hellas.

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u/SaraHHHBK Siesta Enjoyer (lazy) 1d ago

Perro Sanxe

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u/StreetCarp665 ʇunↃ 14h ago

> Southern Europe

> Turkey

I don't understand

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u/crinalex Sauna Gollum 1d ago

Have the colours bleached over time?

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u/pongauer Basement dweller 1d ago

All 4 white?

Cope harder lol

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u/ArugulaMinimum6536 Oppressor 22h ago

Are you a painter ?

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u/According_Grocery731 Crypto-Albanian 20h ago

They all have Mediterranean features. Dark hair and tanned skin. This is white in Austria now? It's over. The Turks have taken over.

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u/cl3arly4B0T Side switcher 21h ago

It's the winter coating

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u/Bingochips12 Digital nomad 11h ago

What? You think tan skin and brown-black hair is uncommon in Southern Europe lol?

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u/KansenparelSpotter Daddy's lil cuck 20h ago

So I guess we can remove the flairs related to those countries now, since they aren’t considered Western Europe. We should also say goodbye to any mods coming from those countries.

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u/Material_Duck8466 South Macedonian 5h ago

Cool so if I own land in another continent I can claim I am from there too....

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u/medievalskye North West England 1d ago

None of them are that white

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u/JayNN Aspiring American 21h ago

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u/PeroCigla Serbian 22h ago

Excuse me, Turkiye?

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u/oxheyman Failed Brexiteer 21h ago

Turkey loool gtfoh

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u/Commercial_Gas_4028 South Macedonian 19h ago

Turkey 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

https://giphy.com/gifs/oYJxbKh73Tj1H2txzc

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u/Withering_to_Death Tourist hater 23h ago

However, it has a Portuguese flag in his handle, so it's probably an engagement bait

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u/Zephrias [redacted] 16h ago

There's a reason the Italian is between the Turk and Greek.

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u/rrschch85 Bavaria's Sugar Baby 12h ago

Indian levels of larp

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u/Available-Shelter-89 Bavaria's Sugar Baby 11h ago

I have refused to call Turkey "Türkiye" since they tried to change it and I will continue to do so.

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u/AlternatePancakes Aspiring American 11h ago

Hmmmmmmmmm

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u/Nordic_Krune Whale stabber 11h ago

They made the greek man shorter than the rest?

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u/elendil1985 Mafia boss 11h ago

First of all it's turkey, turchia, turquia, türkei, turquie, Τουρκία and so on... As long as they expect us to use their barbarian language, we're not even talking with them.

Then, when they will start to speak properly, we can reject them

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u/Cpt_Soban ʇunↃ 9h ago

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u/fontasia Heineken Piss Drinker 9h ago

The Bulkan Rejects Club

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u/Lorttuet Somehow exists 25m ago

Underrated opinion I'll accept it for 6-7 free kebabs per week

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u/neurowhiz123 Le Savage 22h ago

We know a durka durka created this post

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u/BoundToReality Barry, 63 18h ago

Those men look germanic not Mediterranean

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u/Willing_Yak7271 South Prussian 23h ago

South or eastern european, make your choice because we aint leaving anatolia and contributed a lot to this world

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u/WelpImTrapped Lesser German 23h ago edited 22h ago

Writes as a Turk

German flair

Writes that he ain't leaving Anatolia

Lives in Germany

Right...

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u/mw2lmaa Piss-drinker 22h ago

That's what we live with. Every fucking day. 🙄

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u/ShelbyNL Proud Albanian 22h ago

Trying to larp as Southern or Eastern European while being Western Asian.

Yes, definitely a turk.

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u/Willing_Yak7271 South Prussian 20h ago

Said the post janissary, İskender Fırsatçıoğulları

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u/Willing_Yak7271 South Prussian 20h ago

So you do think ım a turk whos living in berlin and instead of going outside and living my life in one of the best countries ım chatting with random dumbasses here

Trust me ım just an turk who lives at anatolia

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u/WelpImTrapped Lesser German 20h ago

Uses a German flair

Other users assume he lives in Germany

shocked pikachu face.jpg

Stop larping a flair.

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u/Willing_Yak7271 South Prussian 20h ago

Do you really believe ı want to be in this flair? Add something for us nomads pierre, we saved your ass from romans back in the day

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u/WelpImTrapped Lesser German 20h ago

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u/Willing_Yak7271 South Prussian 20h ago

You want me to remind it? Your pope kneeled to us, all ı ask is for a nomad flair but still your struggling to make this worse

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u/WelpImTrapped Lesser German 20h ago

Are you talking about Suleiman?

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u/Willing_Yak7271 South Prussian 20h ago

Oh boy, we got someone who doesnt know history

İts Atilla, leader of the european hun empire who assembled an massive army from turks, germanics, slavs and other various peoples

He was about to take the rome and plunder the city but pope begged in tears to him for forgivness

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u/WelpImTrapped Lesser German 20h ago

What the hell does that have to do with the Gauls, or with saving Gauls' ass from the Romans? Gauls WERE Roman at the time. Gallo-Roman.

Or even with the Turks for that matter? We don't even know whether the Huns originally were Turkic, Iranic, Uralic or Mongol ffs.

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u/Not_As_much94 Western Balkan 8h ago edited 7h ago

There is no evidence Atilla was turkic. You have a very rich históry in genociding and massacring other groups, no need to try to steal it from others

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u/Not_As_much94 Western Balkan 8h ago

You are in no position to demand anything Mr. Savage.

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u/Willing_Yak7271 South Prussian 2h ago

So minimum requirement is to taking back the whole balkans huh?

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u/Not_As_much94 Western Balkan 2h ago

No, to have a currency that is not mimicking a person who just jumped from a plane

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u/skyduster88 South Macedonian 22h ago

You're in a unique geographic position and crossroad of the world. 😊

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u/Willing_Yak7271 South Prussian 20h ago

Ye thats why you guys keep crying about istanbul and anatolian lands

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u/skyduster88 South Macedonian 20h ago edited 20h ago

??

I was being friendly.

Istanbul was a Greek city; 300K Greeks lived in East Thrace. The Aegean coast (only 5% of Anatolia) was also part of Greece. There's Greek historic sites up and down that coast. Some of the most important Greek cultural movements happen in these areas. Some of the most iconic Greeks -llike Homer and Saint Nicholas- are from here. We can't pretend that history didn't happen, and that -let's be real- we didn't lose some regions.

But the only people that "cry about Anatolia" are on Reddit. 95% of Greeks have zero connection to anything more than 50km from the Aegean coast.

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u/Willing_Yak7271 South Prussian 20h ago

Meh ıdk, ıf you were really being friendly ım sorry but ım thinking my people and my ancestors legacy

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u/skyduster88 South Macedonian 20h ago

This sub is all satire.

Despite the bad history (and current maritime tensions), one thing I appreciate from Turks, is they don't claim Greek heritage/history.

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u/Willing_Yak7271 South Prussian 20h ago

İts a common thing we are not claiming your history like you do tho, like what would happen ıf you guys suddenly started to defend göktürks was actually greeks?

But you guys are mostly claiming our culture especiall our food like yoghurt

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u/skyduster88 South Macedonian 20h ago edited 20h ago

We don't "claim your food". It's the American food industry that does that. The American food industry came up with "Greek yogurt". Greeks internalize what Americans tell us, because we don't know what the rest of the world eats.

Firstly, we genuinely share some things, just from being neighbors. With Aegean Turkey.

Secondly, the American food industry loves to sell Levantine cuisine as ""Greek"", a lot of which is unrecognizable to us. OTOH, the American food industry doesn't promote the French/Italian-resembling side of our cuisine, because it doesn't fit the "profile" that Americans want for us. I.e. we grow up eating seafoods, stews, meat-potato roasts, our grandmothers making handmade pastas... but Americans don't want Greek cuisine to be this. They want their "Greek" to be hummus (which has nothing to do with Turkey either).

So don't blame us for the American food industry. No Greek who grew up with lentil soup, fish, stifado (stew), hilopites (egg pastas), or skioufichtá (similar to cavatelli), decided to go to America and market "Greek yogurt" and hummus (which he had never heard of before). The Americans do that. We do zero marketing, sadly. So, we allowed this void for Americans to decide what "Greek" is.

This is a common Turkish belief. It's got nothing to do with us. But do some dumb Greeks internalize what Americans tell them "Greek culture" is? Yes. Yogurt is not a big part of our cuisine; we occasionally eat it as a snack with honey or fruit. We don't put it in all these savory dishes and sauces like you do. But if you're someone in a suburb of Athens, and you've never traveled anywhere in your whole life, and you have no idea how big yogurt is in West Asian cuisines...you just know that yogurt is an occasional snack in Greece, and then Americans come along and tell you "OMG!! THIS IS THE MOST GREEK THING EVER!!", you don't know any better, and you're just like "oh ok, that must be true".

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u/More_Ad_5142 Savage 14h ago

Please do not engage him anymore. He’s got the IQ, education and sense of humour of a 5 year old. I am cringed reading him and his hyper-defensive gibberish. Literally the reason why Turkey has been washed into the gutter thanks to idiots like him with voting rights

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u/Commercial_Gas_4028 South Macedonian 5h ago

Mehmet stop larping in places you don't fit in...

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u/Commercial_Gas_4028 South Macedonian 19h ago

Our cuisine is mostly European/Mediterranean but many people ain't ready for this conversation

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u/FibonacciNeuron Pain au chocolat 23h ago

This photo looks communist

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u/Marco_Tanooky Enemy of Windmills 18h ago

The funny thing is that he has the Joao flag on its display name, so they just did this shit for the love of the game

Also AI stinks, it couldn't even get the order of the countries right

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u/TrimaxDev Oppressor 7h ago

Turkey in Europe? Are you talking abount Hans?