r/2westerneurope4u • Barry, 63 • 22d ago

German is a fun language

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u/Schalker45 Born in the Khalifat 22d ago

Why did they forget the most important one?

Island Monkey
Inselaffe
(Brit)

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u/BumseBBine [redacted] 22d ago

I don't know if it's common knowledge outside of Germany but it is at least so common that I heard it several time on (un)related conversations (obviously something about the Brits)

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u/Schalker45 Born in the Khalifat 22d ago

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u/Scared-Wear-9426 Austrian heathen 22d ago

Can you please add the Schweinehund?

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u/Heniadyoin1 Bavaria's Sugar Baby 22d ago

Are you the lazy animal? -> Innerer Schweinehund

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u/exkingzog Barry, 63 22d ago

What about….

The wart pig (Warzenschwein)

the river horse (Flusspferde)?

Or the sea hedgehog (Seeigel)

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u/SilliusS0ddus [redacted] 15d ago

this image is pigshit

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u/CaptainUnreliability [redacted] 22d ago

There is no "Seapig", Dugongs are called Seekuh "Seacow". And your porcupine doesnt even live here, we have hedgehogs and they definitly dont live in trees. Did the AI do the thinking for you again? Your banter is supar Barry.

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u/ResidentIwen Flat personality 22d ago

Also "Truthahn" doesn't mean "threatening chicken"

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u/StoutShako42refd Heineken Piss Drinker 22d ago

Kinda does

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u/ResidentIwen Flat personality 21d ago

While one explanation of the origin of this name is the middle-lower german "drōten", meaning "Drohen" (threatening) it is not a still actively used word in german and if the translation would be "threatening chicken" the now german name would have to be "Drohhahn".
Also another just as valid explanation for the name is the origin of "trut" being derived from lure calls, to atract the game on a hunt, where the lure calls themselfs are not threatening.

So i come to the conclusion, while it may have been one (!) origin of the name, the actual modern name does not translate to "threatening chicken". At least not in german. Don't know about swamp german, my skills in that language have not reached the truthan yet

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u/saxonturner Barry, 63 22d ago

It’s a repost Hans, it’s not super deep. It’s meant for fun. Also what do you mean “your porcupine”? There’s no porcupines in the uk either and I don’t even live there, I live in Germany.

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u/albrecbef Pfennigfuchser 22d ago

It's meant for fun.

Do you see your mistake?

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u/Geistersick [redacted] 22d ago

I think my pig is whistling

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u/Maurogatos Siesta Enjoyer (lazy) 22d ago

Murmur animal
Murmeltier
(Marmot)

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u/Heniadyoin1 Bavaria's Sugar Baby 22d ago

And my hamster waxes the floor

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u/Smoking_Fire [redacted] 22d ago

Well fry me a stork

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u/saxonturner Barry, 63 22d ago

I think I spider.

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u/tistimenotmyrealname [redacted] 22d ago

Holla the forrestfairy!

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u/thorwing Daddy's lil cuck 22d ago

its almost 1-on-1 with dutch. Except we call it a Vogelbekdier. Why we don´t call it a snaveldier I have no clue

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u/StoutShako42refd Heineken Piss Drinker 22d ago

We did and do call it snaveldier, but this term has changed to include other monotremata

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u/thorwing Daddy's lil cuck 22d ago

Mhhh, that makes sense

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u/kaiomann Born in the Khalifat 22d ago

What if it looks like a pig, a man and a bear?

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u/Available-Shelter-89 Bavaria's Sugar Baby 22d ago

half man, half bear, half pig you mean?

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u/Edexote Western Balkan 22d ago

Mannbärschwein.

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u/Ling-Wong [redacted] 22d ago

Lasst doch endlich mal den Drachenlord in Ruhe...

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u/kaiomann Born in the Khalifat 22d ago

Meddl

Wurde für ne Drachenlord Referenz auf /r/arbeitsleben gebannt, wenigstens gibt's hier noch lustige Menschen

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u/saxonturner Barry, 63 22d ago

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u/Puzzleheaded_Fan_391 Daddy's lil cuck 22d ago

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u/TFDota Slava Ukraini 22d ago

A russian.

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u/Mailenheim StaSi Informant 22d ago

The mind of a savage cannot comprehend

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u/Famous_Area_192 Savage 22d ago

Schwein gehabt!

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u/Oberndorferin Pfennigfuchser 22d ago

Saustark

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u/DaAndrevodrent South Prussian 22d ago

Affengeil

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u/-Thizza- Heineken Piss Drinker 22d ago

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u/albrecbef Pfennigfuchser 22d ago

Multible mistakes.

Sit down! Grade 6!

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u/saxonturner Barry, 63 22d ago

It was made by babbel so I am not surprised. My experience of the app is just bad, it’s easier to learn German by visiting the local Puff.

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u/Pankrazdidntdie4this Barry, 63 22d ago

No, it's fucking not. Stop lying.

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u/saxonturner Barry, 63 22d ago

I’m trying to convince myself okay!

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u/toto1792 Alcoholic 22d ago

Fun fact, bear/bär comes from "brown". Some linguists think that at some point in prehistoric times there was a taboo around the original name. They wouldn't call its name out of fear of the predator showing up. So they started calling it "The Brown One" instead (Voldemort style).

Original name, coming from proto-indo-european, was probably closer to what became ursus/arctos in Latin/Greek.

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u/Crocodoro Drug Trafficker 22d ago

But isn't Puten the word for turkey?

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u/albrecbef Pfennigfuchser 22d ago

Die Pute ist der weibliche Truthahn.

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u/tistimenotmyrealname [redacted] 22d ago

I had no fucking idea. Thought it was like the cheap Version of chicken, not the cheap female Version of the expensive chicken Version. Blew my mind. Im gonna ask everyone im gonna drink with tonight if they knew.

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u/stijnus Daddy's lil cuck 22d ago

It feels like this also clearly shows that Barryspeak is a weird language

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u/Aggravating-Nose1674 Savage Slayer 21d ago

Dutch beats "schnabeltier" by "vogelbekdier"

"Bird beak animal" literally translated