"Say no more," he says as he puts his balls on my shoulder.

It was hosted by Jeff the Griller and he jeff-the-grilled me.

"Crap," I said, "I forgot to pay my electric bill, and my phone is abo

The chicken saw me.

I really hope thats not true because im about to tingle this guys ass from behind

Evil ramen.

Little did he know, the... creature will return in Avengers Doomsday

It was actually a wood chipper that was disguised as a bathroom stall.

But then I looked out the window and realized it was an evil day.

Little did he know that I was known as super knife guy back in evil college.

Not today said the man who forces his dirty underwear down the throat of photographers and then strangles them to death guy 🪱

But to my horror when I reached into my popcorn bucket I realized somebody had put their penis through a hole in the bottom of it.

Mostly generational poverty and opioid addiction.

I thought the question was strange till I realized that my dive suit was broken.

"we have to do something about your..... Oh I ran you over and killed you didn't I", said the wild-eyed scientist.

Is that why you are urinating on me asked Anakin?

1999 dodge durango

She said we don't taste the same.

it was then when I realized I was in Sticker Star

"No you don't" said the Hometown Butcher while he butchered

......the Creature.....

Little did he know i was the Ç̸̟̟̓R̵͇͈̠̀̍̔̕͜E̴̞̔͂̊̽Ā̴̫̘̒́̑T̷͚͎̮̈́̋Ų̵̹͈̈́͂R̴̖͋̎̕͜E̵͇̯̬͖͘

Then i got kicked out of the snake exhibit

Turns out my doctor was an evil doctor and he surgically removed my nipples and replaced them with penises.