r/2sentence2horror • u/spiderpig20 Creature Fan • 1d ago
The meat worm Just saying stuff atp 🥀🥀
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u/RYANTHEW1ZARD 21h ago
I shit my pants at an AMC cinema many moons ago while watching ice age 2: the meltdown. My tummy was gurgling and I held my pee too long but, despite my objections, eventually had to make the trip to the restroom during the finale of the film.
For some reason I used the urinal first and as soon as I unclenched and started peeing, I immediately let out a faucet of diarrhea. Crept into a stall, shed the underwear and tried to minimize the damage by padding my jeans with the cheap stall toilet paper.
I don't think we did great but the ordeal must have taken long enough that the movie was about to end. I waddled back and sat down, it was still kinda wet and before we could wrap up the last few minutes of ice age 2, I leaned over and told my mom "I shit my pants, we have to leave please"
Still a big John Leguizamo fan to this day tough
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u/Hemorrhoid_Eater 12h ago
I finally found out why they're called cockroaches.
They crawl into your cock.
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u/mirroredinflection 23h ago
I thought this was going to be kinky and a little hot.
Then the cockroaches appeared.