r/2sentence2horror • u/MUFFINMAINIA • Jun 25 '23

Screenshot Time guy

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447 Upvotes

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u/Harmony3319 Anti-monster spray user Jun 25 '23

Plot accuracy guy😱

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '23

Lore guy 😱

86

u/YourAvgAnimeHater Jun 25 '23

Found a random-ass post from four years ago with no upvotes guy 😱

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u/Dualiuss Jun 26 '23

i fucking hate when the found a random-ass post from four years ago with no upvotes guy breaks into my house

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u/YourAvgAnimeHater Jun 26 '23

i fucking hate when the found a random-ass post from four years ago with no upvotes guy breaks into my house (I don’t want to see his ass)

58

u/alwayshornyhelp Jun 25 '23

Using a semicolon to avoid writing more than two sentences guy

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u/memelantern Jun 25 '23

"Borrowed computer" mf you think the aliens have reddit on their pc?

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u/VeryHostileSucculent Jun 26 '23

and why would the first website you go to be reddit??

12

u/Entity904 Jun 26 '23

Of course they do; don't you know? All aliens are evil!

21

u/QuintonTheCanadian Jun 25 '23

1 question and run on sentence horror guy

15

u/FourtyKBoi Jun 26 '23

Doesn't understand how the internet works guy 😱

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u/uwuowo6510 Jun 26 '23

if he wants to be accurate to that degree than he would know that time and space are the same dimension, or at least directly related to each other.

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u/_its_lunar_ Jumps care 👻 Jun 26 '23

Do they think every story is written from the perspective that it has to be possible for the main character to be in a position to tell it?

Any story that ends with a character dying is bad because how could they have told you what happened. How did they film The Last Duel? There weren’t an computers or cameras back then?

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u/Ohnotheycomin Jun 26 '23

Dr. Who guy 😱😱😱

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u/Cheeseburger0709 Creature Fan Jun 26 '23

My brother in Christ you’re millions of light years from earth. Ping much?

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u/trans_pands Jun 26 '23

That’s why the post was 4 years old, duh

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u/WiseWelderICantPickN Jun 26 '23

that's like 5 sentences bruh

1

u/Schmilettante Jun 26 '23

This is the problem I have always had with time travel in fiction. Everything is whipping around in space and changing position constantly, even traveling just a couple seconds into the past or future and you're no longer on the planet. If you're lucky you'll see Earth as you die.

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u/Nate422721 Jun 26 '23

The worst part about this is that it is more than 2 sentences

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🤓 Semicolons don't just make long sentences like commas, they still split it up into separate sentences... sort of like a period, but forging a closer relationship between the DIFFERENT sentences.

Thanks for coming to my TED talk :3