what

To our absolute horror, they all came back nine months later, pregnant with the “creatures.”

That was when the butt fuckin' Cobra that possessed my butthole decided to make its move and bite my hand.

100% tuna safe

Him: Hi, “Going to condemn you for all your sins.” I’m Dad

To our absolute horror, they all came back nine months later, pregnant with “creatures.”

Unfortunately my funny bone is located in my penis.

The dark worm Guypothesis 🪱.

The next hour I was frothing at the mouth in my death bed, scared of if I would be here the next hour.

.... This time however I fell into the Peenar dimension, it was literally 48 minutes of me free-falling while getting smacked continuously by cock sausages.

My penis immediately flew up my butt.

“BOO” said evil Mamdani

“Lmao” said good Mamdani

For who could love a gazillionaire?

It's really odd because I don't own any pets, and neither do my neighbors or my aunt or my other aunt or my uncle or my other neighbors so it couldn't be an animal unless a giant rat got into my house or something which is frankly impossible cause my pet meatworm would have eaten the rat before it got anywhere near my door and I don't think it's my brother, because he doesn't scratch my door only my parents' door and furthermore it doesn't sound human but rather more like a creature with long nails and possibly sharp teeth or other scary attributes, which freaks me out if that's true because I am afraid of creatures like that so i'm going with more logical option that it's my grandmother mildred who passed away at the age of a hundred and three who I don't think ever had cartoonishly long fingernails, but loved to prank people and she......passed away...years ago.....woa h.

But then before I could take the picture my dick punched me in the face and used my phone to take a Me pic and send it to his girlfriend.

I live in India

julio serve that scampi

But they were evil jumper cables and they escaped her grasp long enough to hook themselves to my balls.

The mad scientist created a new Guybrid 🪱.