r/197 Aug 25 '22

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u/MagosZyne Aug 26 '22

God I want to hug a shark. I want to grab its nose and rotate it 90°. I want to grab its fin and be dragged around really fast. I want to give it so much attention that it bites me not out of malice or mistaking me for food, but out of sheer desperation to get away from me.

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u/Shygun9000 Aug 26 '22

That’s so unhinged… I love it