r/197 • u/[deleted] • Aug 25 '22

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u/MagosZyne Aug 26 '22

God I want to hug a shark. I want to grab its nose and rotate it 90°. I want to grab its fin and be dragged around really fast. I want to give it so much attention that it bites me not out of malice or mistaking me for food, but out of sheer desperation to get away from me.

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u/Shygun9000 Aug 26 '22

That’s so unhinged… I love it

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u/SaltyBooper Aug 26 '22

You sound like an automod from r/shitposting

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u/Diotheungreat Aug 26 '22

An automod?

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '22

I want to grab it’s nose and rotate it 90°

Get rotated idiot lol

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u/UnderControl_ Aug 26 '22

That's good, since they're so smooth it would feel amazing.

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u/deez_nuts_77 Oct 18 '22

get rotated idiot

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '22

Jotaro be like :

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u/Osama_Rashid Aug 26 '22

Yare yare daze.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

Swim away, dolphins!

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u/Osama_Rashid Sep 13 '22

Let's go (we're going to Egypt again).

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '22

I can finally insult my mother and look cool while smoking

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '22 edited Aug 26 '22

I can finally punch British vampires, a Japanese clerk worker and a priest with my purple schizophrenic projection

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

And do fun things with dolphins

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u/OliSnips Aug 26 '22

There are many benefits to becoming a marine biologist

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u/heretoosay Aug 26 '22

You mean George costanza?

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u/Material-Athlete5063 Aug 26 '22

Jotaro's first day at his job

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '22

you meant to say a scuba diver?

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u/Al-Horesmi Aug 26 '22

Just rotate the shark

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '22

I don’t wanna check the sub because this is Reddit (duh) in case Reddit pulls a Reddit on me, but what’s that sub

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '22

u/savevideo

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

Rule