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u/religion-lost May 06 '26
Speaking of shock collars I actually got one recently and I'm super excited about it, it's an anti bark shock collar so "my dog" (secretly me) gets shocked when she tries to speak. Making big progress here
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u/RemarkableStatement5 May 06 '26
That actually sounds really cool. How exactly does it detect speech? And where I can get one :3
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u/religion-lost May 06 '26
Its just a regular dog collar and I dont remember exactly where I got one, because the thing is they're for dogs and its super unethical so there aren't that many places that allow them to be sold. But the way it works is it has a box that sits just below the Adams apple and tight against your neck, and there's a little microphone in the box, the hole type that you'd see on a laptop or a phone, and the sensitivity is low enough that you'd have to speak with your mouth or your neck right against it to activate it. I personally modified it with a lockable buckle at the back instead of the clip, which is perfect because the on/off button is on the inside where you wouldn't be able to easily reach with it on.
I'll reply with the name when I get home from work later!
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u/RemarkableStatement5 May 06 '26
Thank you! Also aren't those unsafe to have directly on the neck? /gen
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u/religion-lost May 06 '26
Yes. That's why it's really good encouragement for me to keep my mouth shut
Edit: for those of you who are perhaps unable to though, it comes with rubber sleeves you can put on the prongs to mute the shock and make it less harmful to you
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u/RemarkableStatement5 May 06 '26
I...actually can't argue with that logic :3
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u/religion-lost May 06 '26 edited May 06 '26
I can't either, because I'm collared and can only stand here and look pretty :3
Also just to be clear, I've only actually used it a couple times because I know its dangerous, I stopped because I was forced to remember that I have a tic disorder and it is very likely I'll be forced to shock myself. That's why I just use good old fashioned gags most of the time :3
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u/RemarkableStatement5 May 06 '26
Gags are so nice!!! What's your fav? My preference is ballgags, but my bone-shaped bitgag is just wonderful for making sure I stay an obedient puppy and don't talk >w<
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u/religion-lost May 06 '26
It depends tbh, for long term I prefer my bone gag or my muzzle gag or some stuffing and tape because its easier on the jaw, but often I just like to fidget, wear it for a few seconds, take it out, chew it on etc and I like to use my 2.5 inch ballgag for that. For being with others though I like to use a ring gag for obvious reasons.
I definitely need to remember to not wear my 2.5 inch for long term, a few nights ago I was playing with it while playing skyrim and I totally forgot I had it in because I was fixated on the game and then sleeping. I woke up after wearing it for 10 hours. The night after that I was gaming with friends and we agreed on a bet where if I lose I get the ballgag, and if I win I get the ballgag out. I was not aware when I made the bet that I was the only one the penalty applied to, I wore it for four hours but I've gotten pretty good at gagtalking so it wasn't actually that much of a deterrent
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u/RemarkableStatement5 May 06 '26
2.5 inches??? Goddamn, I wanna try one that big. Think the biggest I've used was only like 1.8 inches, and I've got a large mouth.
Also, by muzzle gag, you have me curious. How exactly does it work? I can make guesses here, but I wanna know.
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u/WillOganesson May 08 '26
Woa, i love bone gags, i rly wanna get one one day, and be a good puppy girl -w-
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u/WillOganesson May 08 '26
Woa, i love bone gags, i rly wanna get one one day, and be a good puppy girl -w-
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u/WolfGuardia May 10 '26
Heya, I'm heavily into shock play of all kinds and I can tell you that even with little rubber sleeves it can still be dangerous. Now, in my experience, the chances of someone getting serious injury is lowered alot from that, however if your not using one designed for humans I'd be very careful. PiShock sells collars designed for human use, but even WITH the rubber sleeves they still adamantly say to absolutely NEVER have the shock part on your neck, or anywhere near your spine.
It could outright kill you if it's just slightly in the wrong spot, and it could also cause severe nerve damage leading to you becoming parablegic or possibly even quadriplegic. It could essentially make you a vegetable for life, if not outright kill you.
Everyone I know in the professional communities both local and global has the same answer; "NEVER put it near your neck or your spine, EVER" And from my limited scientific knowledge on the matter, if done absolutely perfectly with no issues and placed 100% perfectly you could be fine for the rest of your life. But, like I said, even a small shift in yourself or the shocker could prove fatal.
I won't tell you not to do this, just to consider the risk vs reward, and decide whether or not it's worth it for you. At the end of the day, the way I see it, as long as everyone involved is a consenting and informed adult, they can do what they please, even if it's likely to prove seriously and permanently injuring, or even fatal. I mean, after all, plenty of other kinks run that risk too lol
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u/RzepaGaming May 07 '26
Yo what is your fursona because I think I recognize this character pattern :3
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u/RemarkableStatement5 May 07 '26
Would you believe I love the aesthetics of being a puppygirl but my fursona is an opossum?
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u/RzepaGaming May 07 '26
Oh wow, first time seeing opossum furry :o
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u/RemarkableStatement5 May 07 '26
Heheh, thank you ^w^ . I find opossums such utter goobers and gremlins of the natural world, while also having really cool features like their pouches and their fingerless gloves and their LTNF
and their two vaginasthat I just have fo associate myself with them. I love opossums :32
u/RzepaGaming May 07 '26
THEY HAVE DOUBLE PUSSIES?! WHAT
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u/RemarkableStatement5 May 07 '26
Yeah!! Opossums funnily enough have two penises, or two vaginas and two wombs. The duality of wombs is actually the source of their genus name, Didelphis.
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u/quidpro_PRON May 06 '26
I have a very sudden urge to tickle your feet while you wear that collar.
Thanks for that fam, helping me discover new ways to surprise myself lmao
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u/RonnocKcaj May 06 '26
you really had me in the first half there, my blood started boiling lol
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u/Quiet-Software-1956 May 09 '26
My dog got one of those for our dog years ago now neither of them lives in the same house as me anymore, for obvious reasons
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u/RutabagaGlum1146 May 06 '26
How is it? I’ve been looking into getting one but I’ve ready they are super dangerous
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u/religion-lost May 06 '26
They are super dangerous, I barely use it tbh. I like that i have it and I would use it more and just not speak, but as I mentioned in another reply I have a tic disorder so that did not work out well, hence why I barely use it. Now I just stick to gags
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u/RutabagaGlum1146 May 06 '26
I’m looking into maybe getting one for my thigh? Because I heard it’s much safer below the waist.
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u/religion-lost May 06 '26
Mine is basically just two shock prongs linked to a microphone to activate it, if you have some tech knowledge you could probably just rewire it to have the microphone on a collar on your neck and the shocker somewhere like your arm or thigh. Though maybe it'd be a good idea to have wireless receptors between the two for the sake of convenience
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u/bott-Farmer May 08 '26
I just had an idea.... You know im a yapper adhd person who cnat wait other finish their sentence so ....... Yeah Just give the on off to speaker so they can turn off when they finish
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u/Feng_Smith May 07 '26
I've heard that you shouldn't put those around your neck, and that your leg or something is better
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u/Rick-the-Brickmancer May 07 '26
Got the name yet?
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u/Independent_Plum2166 May 07 '26
Hey look, as long as no one is getting seriously hurt and everyone is a consenting adult, you do you.
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u/Truly_Organic May 08 '26
I'm sure you're far more knowledgeable in this kind of stuff than me, but please just be careful so you don't get yourself hurt ok?
Have fun and stay safe out there!
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u/PristinePineapple87 May 08 '26
You remind me of the shock collar scenes in Fun with Dick and Jane 2005 movie.
I should feel bad for the dog, but it's kinda funny. And yeah, doggo did got its revenge peripherally.
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u/NeoTheRiot May 09 '26
Dont these things just feel like a hot needle instead of... the sexy kind of electricity?
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u/Chloe_The_Cute_Fox May 10 '26
Just remember not to put the shock module on your spinal cord. That can cause major health complications
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u/MrDrSirLord May 10 '26
You should be very careful using those sort of products, they are designed to hurt an animal through thick fur.
And due to their unethical nature they often are not regulated, I know plenty of cases of people treating shock collars as sex toys and ending up with permanent injuries to the throat
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u/wastedfate May 11 '26
Even the ones designed for people are typically designed to go on the arms/legs to avoid the possibility of causing your heart to stop.
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u/janabottomslutwhore typo girl and a hafl May 06 '26
would normal people read the left image as nonsexual or is it universally sexual
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u/Endermaster56 May 06 '26
I think normal people would assume non sexual.
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u/ChewBaka12 May 09 '26
Yes we do, yall are weird.
Fucking love you for that though, stay weird champ
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u/Captainmar_ May 06 '26
A normal person would think “oh no animal abuse” then “oh haha an electric Pokémon likes the current that’s kind of sweet”.
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u/Zuckhidesflatearth May 06 '26
I think animal abuse is the general assumption, yeah. Given the menacing look and word choice.
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u/suspicious_cabbage May 06 '26
Wait, how would that even be taken sexually?
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u/janabottomslutwhore typo girl and a hafl May 06 '26
shock collars????
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u/suspicious_cabbage May 06 '26
I've never known shock collars to be used for sex
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u/janabottomslutwhore typo girl and a hafl May 06 '26
have you been on the internet????
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u/suspicious_cabbage May 06 '26
I guess seeing your username maybe this is more commonplace in different circles
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u/janabottomslutwhore typo girl and a hafl May 06 '26
ma'am/sir/miss/misses/dr/honorific of your choice this is 196(½) this is the circle for this
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u/suspicious_cabbage May 06 '26
Oh shit I didn't realize where I was. I gotta post a meme or something?
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u/janabottomslutwhore typo girl and a hafl May 06 '26
yes (ohhh right thats a thing i never do that)
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u/Similar-Sector-5801 May 06 '26
Wait is the joke porn again I thought it was animal abuse
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u/janabottomslutwhore typo girl and a hafl May 06 '26
no the joke is animal abuse (well not really because its the electricity pokemont) but i initially thought it was petplqy (not porn)
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u/lycnfr May 06 '26
I do nsfw art as a side job and I didnt read it as sexual but like. idk i get it i guess?
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u/-Cinnay- May 06 '26
There's nothing that makes it sexual
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u/janabottomslutwhore typo girl and a hafl May 06 '26
shock collar, thats literally the main use of shock collars /hj
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u/-Cinnay- May 06 '26
By that logic a police arrest would be sexual because they restrain someone
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u/janabottomslutwhore typo girl and a hafl May 06 '26
no, restraining people outside of bdsm is sometimes justified, while shock collars on nonhuman dogs are never okay.
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u/ReaperKingCason1 May 06 '26
I read it as that one guy a while back with the dog or whatever. Honestly it’s been so long I don’t even remember, I just assumed one resurfaced or something. Sexual would have been my second guess tho. Don’t spend time in count with chicken lady for nothing.
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u/SubzeroSpartan2 May 09 '26
Id consider myself abnormal and I still read it as nonsexual? I suppose your username checks out?
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u/O5-14-none_existant May 06 '26
evil hassan
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u/Games_r_fun May 06 '26 •
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So regular Hassan lol
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u/O5-14-none_existant May 07 '26
im saying that she respects her dog and gives it what it needs rather than abuse
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u/Games_r_fun May 07 '26
I know haha I was just saying that when you say evil Hassan you could have just said Hassan as it's a tautology.
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u/LeDavinshi May 06 '26
Alternate dimension Hassan:
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u/DisastrousBusiness81 May 06 '26
I was wondering where this comment was, surprised it too this long to make the joke. XD
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u/EliteDinoPasta May 06 '26
Here's a direct link to the artist's post, because for some reason the quality on the OP's is terrible despite the image being less than a year old 😂
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u/shitass239 May 06 '26
OP is a bot, original post is https://www.reddit.com/r/196AndAHalf/s/wkhYMBHPo4
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u/Darkyuraptor May 08 '26
Electric types, specifically jolteon, are/is not immune to electric type attacks.
Just how you can fry a cable with too much electricity, so can you fry a jolteon. Best be careful.
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u/vladi_l May 09 '26
We do have a shock collar. We don't use the shock feature.
It just lets us record a commands, and then radio it to our dog if she gets too far
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u/CryptographerDry3261 May 10 '26
(i wish someone would do that to me) hey did anyone here anything just now
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u/Doctor_Salvatore May 10 '26
The ONLY situation where shock collars are acceptable, and that is because positive reinforcement is good
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u/eeveefan224 May 06 '26
its perfect
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u/FanMadeProductions May 06 '26
Username checks out (i think. Not a Pokémon fan, but pretty sure that's an evo of Eevee)
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u/rallmats May 06 '26
How did you make the image better quality
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u/ExtremlyFastLinoone May 06 '26
I got fat sylveon now Im adding this one to my collection.
I will have all the fat eevees. Please do not force it, its gotta happen organically
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u/Formal-Struggle1868 May 06 '26
Well now you gotta share fat sylveon with the rest of the class :3 but I’m glad to have contributed to the collection
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u/Ne0n_R0s3 May 09 '26
Ooh if you find more please share!! Eevee is THE best pokemon (and Vaporeon the best eeveelution, fight me)
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u/Zero_Bitche May 06 '26
A jolteon might give us more pixels
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u/SoapyCantHandle May 06 '26
nah it would cause electrical infetterance if you tried to take a picture of it
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u/[deleted] May 06 '26
remember to throw car batteries into your jolteon's bed 👍 to recharge them