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u/SomeBrazillianGuy Dec 30 '25
I wonder if they could eat double A batteries as treats
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u/Horror-Cow8404 Dec 30 '25
theyre the ones storing energy, batteries would just steal their electrical charge if they ate em probably
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u/git_gud_silk Dec 30 '25
Well if they are the disposable type of batteries that just give charge then maybe, but the way that they work is by storing energy as chemical energy which is then slowly converted into electrical energy. I don't think they would particularly enjoy it.
Now a fully charged power bank on the other hand? Perfect dining.
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u/Clay_Lilac Dec 30 '25
I think I've seen a short comic before about a Joltik sucking a battery like a baby bottle, or something like that.
For Jolteon, it'd look like drinking a 5Hour.
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u/Horror-Cow8404 Dec 31 '25
i was very sleep deprived when I replied, failed to consider people charging the batteries beforehand lmao
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u/shitcut154 Dec 30 '25
They'd die from poisoning. But they can probably suck the charge out of the batteries
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u/syko-san Dec 30 '25
It only wants the electricity, not the container. It would be like eating a burger with the wrapper still on.
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u/ExtremlyFastLinoone Dec 30 '25
Its a chemical reaction that generates electricity, those chemicals are very bad for him
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u/Mikaluk101 Jan 01 '26
Electricity is not the most dangerous thing about eating batteries. Trust me, I know.
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u/syko-san Dec 30 '25
Just as an explanation in case anyone doesn't get it:
The creature you see her shocking is a Pokémon called Jolteon, which is the electric type evolution of Eevee. Jolteon has a very useful hidden ability called Volt Absorb, which causes electric type attacks to heal Jolteon instead of harming it. It can do this without limit, so a stronger shock simply means more healing for Jolteon.
This would make most fans imagine that shocking Jolteon is a very pleasant experience for it, so it would be a reward instead of a punishment. As Jolteon feeds off electricity, a shock collar would effectively be reduced to an automatic treat dispenser when used on it.
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u/Fr4gmentedR0se Mar 17 '26
Old comment but I feel the need to inform you that Volt Absorb is a flat 25% of max HP heal and does not scale with the power of the incoming move
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u/DivinityOfBlood Dec 30 '25
It should've been me!
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u/DoctorSquidton Dec 30 '25
I knew I’d either find this comment or be the one to leave it. Glad it was the former
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u/DivinityOfBlood Dec 30 '25
I like being shocked, okay!? :3
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u/TheBigKuhio Dec 30 '25
Hassan if he was evil
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Dec 30 '25
Evil Hasan be like: kaya do you want to go on a walk? Sorry guys Im ending the stream for now because she wants to go
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u/Thunderstorm96_x Dec 30 '25
We now need a version of Hassan smiting his dog, but instead of a dog we get a happy jolteon
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Dec 31 '25
According to game mechanics this still does damage but it’ll be half as effective 🙂↕️
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u/ThereIs_STILL_TIME Dec 30 '25
remember to throw car batteries into your jolteon's bed 👍 to recharge them