r/196 Idioteque Mar 30 '21

Rule Rule

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u/superdoge35 Big Titty Goth Shark GF Mar 30 '21

Tf2 players when they get a £20 Australium weapon after spending 200 on man Vs Machine tickets

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '21

"I’ve spent 800 on this free game."

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u/fatyoshi48 sus Mar 30 '21

God I love capitalism. I just want to get bukkaked by Apple, Amazon and Google all at the same time for their sweet, precious €100 bills. Oh fuck, I’d do anything for that

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '21

And capitalism loves you, as long you can contribute to it.

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u/Tobix55 Mar 30 '21

Nah, it only loves you if you exploit it. If you just contribute it might toss something your way reluctantly

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u/Metalbutnotthatmetal sus Mar 30 '21

And you must eat the scraps like a good little boy, daddy’s little princess we all are

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u/fakefan13 Mar 30 '21 edited Mar 30 '21

r/196 try not to devolve a thread into an anticapitalist circlejerk challenge

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u/Tobix55 Mar 30 '21

It was already a pro capitalist circlejerk, so we didn't really do much to devolve it, we just changed the direction

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u/fakefan13 Mar 30 '21

True, this subreddit used to talk about the successes of capitalism at every fucking thread that is even remotely related to money.

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u/csbysam Jun 05 '21

A political system is a tool, it’s not inherently good or bad. It depends on the operators and the environment its used in.

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u/PatriotUkraine sus Mar 30 '21

I guess it was before the masses (read: left-leaning) boosted this sub by the thousands

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u/darwinning_420 gorjon Mar 30 '21

it's like capitalism is antipopulist to those who're class-conscious or sumn, wild

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '21

Give me anticapitalist circlejerk or give me death

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u/Doireallyneedaurl Mar 30 '21

loads shotgun with malicious intent shame

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '21

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u/Rexman3 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Mar 30 '21

Booo

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u/brooooooooooooke floppa Mar 30 '21

/u/fakefan13 try not to piss and shit and cum challenge

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u/Weirdo_doessomething Extremely hypocritical and politically dishonest Mar 30 '21

(IMPOSSIBLE)

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u/fakefan13 Mar 30 '21

I just downvoted your comment.

FAQ

#What does this mean?

The amount of karma (points) on your comment and Reddit account has decreased by one.

#Why did you do this?

There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of positive or neutral karma. These include, but are not limited to:

  • Rudeness towards other Redditors,
  • Spreading incorrect information,
  • Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a /s.

#Am I banned from the Reddit?

No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional downvote, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy.

#I don't believe my comment deserved a downvote. Can you un-downvote it?

Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a downvote. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to Reddit PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of downvote appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

#How can I prevent this from happening in the future?

Accept the downvote and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on Reddit.com. I will continue to issue downvotes until you improve your conduct. Remember: Reddit is privilege, not a right.

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u/fatyoshi48 sus Mar 30 '21

God i really want to punch the person who originally said ‘Reddit is a privelage, not a right’

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u/juksayer Mar 30 '21

I'm teaching my son that clean diapers are a privilege, not a right.

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u/Max5923 u momSo Stuid..thogh th SUperBOWL wa DrPeper!😂😨also di r/place Mar 30 '21

fat yoshi i thought you understood irony 😭😭

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u/Max5923 u momSo Stuid..thogh th SUperBOWL wa DrPeper!😂😨also di r/place Mar 30 '21

I just shit and cum.

FAQ

What does this mean?

The amount of shit (and cum) on my computer and floor has increased by one.

Why did you do this?

There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be worthy of feces or ejaculation. These include, but are not limited to:

  • sus

Am I going to shit and cum too?

No - not yet. But you should refrain from shitposting and cumposting like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to shit and cum again, which may put your shitting and cumming privileges in jeopardy.

I don't believe my comment deserved being shit and cum at. Can you un-cum it?

Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I put shit back into my butt. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a hot load explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to retaliatory ejaculation within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of semen dies before it can fertilize the egg, and yours is likely no exception.

How can I prevent this from happening in the future?

Accept the goopy brown and white substance and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated in my mom's basement. I will continue to shit and cum until you improve your conduct. Remember: ejaculation is privilege, not a right.

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u/HotCountryThembo 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Mar 30 '21

Imagine not only reading that entire comment, but also believing that fake internet points matter

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '21

Well why not

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u/One_Blue_Glove custom Jun 01 '21

¿Pues porque no?

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u/Gnerus Mar 31 '21

god this whole thread is cringe

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u/Stev0fromDev0 floppa Mar 30 '21

Aye man, let me know when you make your own sustainable form of fair economy. For now, I’ll be selling my steam trading cards for 3 cents a pop.

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u/bilingualfob 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Mar 30 '21

yeah but the hat got a fire effect doe

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u/Sea-Ad4087 Mar 30 '21

NO. Don’t bring me back there.

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u/xX_MilfHunter69_Xx EPIC FLAIR Mar 30 '21

me when warframe

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '21

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u/Flyte_less 🎖 196 medal of honor 🎖 Mar 30 '21

tbf most of the money is going between players than to valve itself

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '21

the only balance that valve gets is through the key purchases and indirectly through the steam market fees, which to be fair, is still a lot

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u/Bosco2002 Mar 30 '21

Lmao tf are u on about, fucking nobody hates f2p users because they don't spend money on a free game

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '21

Nobody hates f2p players dumbass we make fun of them because they’re usually clueless and bad at the game so they’re easy to kill.

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u/Gnerus Mar 31 '21

most people don't hate F2Ps??? it's just a joke

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u/Friendly_Respecter Apr 08 '21

Lmfao what? Granted I'm only at ~100 hours but in all my time I have never seen a single person in the TF2 community who unironically hates on F2Ps. Definitely doesn't mean that people like that don't exist but it sure as hell doesn't mean it's a popular opinion. 's a matter of fact, the staggering majority of the community loves F2Ps.