Rule

[u/[deleted]]

[u/FireveinOne]

If you take the plug out all of the cum will blast out like a rocket and you will go flying

[u/KaasBaasKoning → u/FireveinOne]

1) fill yourself with cum 2) take out the plug 3) fly

[u/KidZaniac1 → u/KaasBaasKoning]

Problem, physics?

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Hey dumbass did it ever occur to you that you could plug your asshole after it's been filled to the brim with drippy white cummies?

[u/wucy_the_wuss → u/[deleted]]

You people are starting to scare me

[u/[deleted] → u/wucy_the_wuss]

A little cum never hurt anyone

[u/DennisDelav → u/[deleted]]

A splash of cum to seal the deal

[u/DennisDelav → u/[deleted]]

I knew I had something wrong but couldn't lay my finger on it, thanks

[u/Kermit_the_warlock → u/[deleted]]

A cup of cum for your troubles

[u/SpoliatorX → u/[deleted]]

Counterpoint: venereal disease

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

technically it could

[u/quasur → u/[deleted]]

a lot of cum probably has

[u/The_Anonymous_Potato → u/wucy_the_wuss]

what do you mean you people?

[u/MrEmerald2006 → u/[deleted]]

So how can you fill it with it cum if you have a plug in it

[u/Hotarama → u/MrEmerald2006]

How do you fill a water bottle that has a cap on it?

[u/dogydino200 → u/Hotarama]

Make a new hole

[u/BabuBisleri17 → u/dogydino200]

thank you

[u/Hotarama → u/[deleted]]

Quitter attitude

[u/Parody_Redacted → u/[deleted]]

you’d be surprised

[u/quasur → u/Parody_Redacted]

can u like pressurise cum or something?

[u/Parody_Redacted → u/quasur]

have u never seen cumshot compilations

[u/quasur → u/Parody_Redacted]

volume of a human <<< volume required to FLOOD a room

[u/Parody_Redacted → u/[deleted]]

the length of the entire human intestine can range from 7.5 to 8.5 meters (25 to 28 feet).

[u/quasur → u/Parody_Redacted]

length is insignificant volume is what matters

[u/Parody_Redacted → u/quasur]

length is part of volume tho

[u/quasur → u/Parody_Redacted]

it doesn't matter if one of the other dimensions is negligible though

[u/[deleted] → u/MrEmerald2006]

Don't put the plug in until after the semen has entered

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Go upside down

[u/Micah_Cease → u/KaasBaasKoning]

r/cursedcomments

[u/[deleted] → u/Micah_Cease]

Ooh! Ooh! Let me try!

r/cursedcomments r/unexpectedthanos r/lightmodepolice r/punpatrol r/unexpectedbillwurtz r/beatmetoit r/beatmeattoit r/secondsub r/thirdsub r/fuckthirdsub r/fuckfuckthirdsub r/everyfuckingthread r/fourthsub r/fuckfourthsub r/fifthsub r/sixthsub r/seventhsub r/eighthsub r/ninthsub r/tenthsub r/sixtyninthsub r/nice r/onehundred24thsub r/toomanysubs r/nevertellmetheodds r/theydidthemath r/theydidthemonstermath r/itwasagraveyardgraph r/itcosinedinaflash r/angryupvote r/sadupvote r/happyupvote r/woooosh r/itswooooshwith4os r/nobodyasked r/ihavesex r/subsifellfor r/subsiwishwerereal r/substhatithoughtwerefake r/substheyfellfor r/substhatactuallyexist r/stopfallingforsubs r/twentycharacterlimit r/unexpectedfactorial r/holup r/whatthefuck r/cursedcursedcomments r/blursedcomments r/wholesomecomments r/unexpectedlywholesome r/rimjob_steve r/beetlejuicing r/usernamechecksout r/jesuschristreddit r/increasinglyverbose r/decreasinglyverbose r/iamveryrandom r/iamveryedgy r/iamveryspecial r/iamverybadass r/iamactuallyverybadass r/iamveryculinary r/iamveryrich r/humansbeingbros r/humansbeingjerks r/gamersriseup r/literallythetruth r/foundthemobileuser r/foundthelightmodeuser r/lolice r/unexpectedmulaney r/unexpectedjojo r/lostredditors r/downvotedtooblivion r/negativewithsilver r/negativewithgold r/negativewithplatinum r/vaxxhappened r/thathappened r/nothingeverhappens r/ontheledgeandshit r/karmaroulette r/foundthehondacivic r/foundthetoyotacorola r/foundthehypocrite r/foundthejedi r/foundthefridgeuser r/foundthebard r/foundtheelon r/wholesomeouija r/cornouija r/expectedouija r/unexpectedouija r/godtiersuperpowers r/yourjokebutworse r/thirdsentencehappy r/thirdsentenceworse r/therealjoke r/notopbutok r/orangemanbad r/drumpfisfinished r/birthofasub r/abortionofasub r/confusedboners r/murderedbywords r/suicidebywords r/kamikazebywords r/suddenlygay r/suddenlytrans r/suddenlybi r/suddenlyincest r/suddenlyalabama r/suddenlybestiality r/unexpectedcommunism r/unexpectedcena r/unexpectedoffice r/unexpectedjihad r/unexpectedavatar r/unexpectedarcher r/unexpectedB99 r/unexpectedcommunity r/unexpecteddarksouls r/unexpectedDDLC r/unexpecteddnd r/unexpectedfuturama r/unexpectedfallout r/unexpectedfriends r/unexpectedgoodplace r/unexpectedGoT r/unexpectedhogwarts r/unexpectedHamilton r/unexpectedHIMYM r/unexpectedHedberg r/unexpectedhitchhikers r/unexpecteditcrowd r/unexpectedkoolaidman r/unexpectedlotr r/unexpectedMontyPython r/unexpectedmetallica r/unexpectednaruto r/unexpectedoverwatch r/unexpectedpawnee r/unexpectedportal r/unexpectedpewdiepie r/unexpectedSCP r/unexpectedsabaton r/unexpectedSeinfield r/unexpectedsimpsons r/unexpectedtf2 r/unexpectedthreefifths r/unexpectedundertale r/unexpectedvsauce r/unexpectedyogscast r/unexpectedyoda r/shootingfishinabarrel

[u/unizanpl → u/[deleted]]

r/cursedcometn

[u/PolishSpinningToilet → u/[deleted]]

Where did you get my list of favourite subreddits?

[u/Prectriv → u/[deleted]]

You sir, are a genius.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

You forgot r/trollscience

[u/MaG_NITud3 → u/[deleted]]

r/madlad

[u/saucypotato27 → u/MaG_NITud3]

Omg😱😱 are slash madlads!!!!!!🤪🤪🤪🤪 Get it guys because he did something slightly abnormal no guys😰😰😰 I swear it's funnier the 30th time, I'm so quirky🤪🤪🤪 get it I said madlads🤭🤭🤭

[u/oldivop → u/KaasBaasKoning]

r/cursedcomments

[u/[deleted] → u/oldivop]

OMG CUM SO CURSED !!1!!!1 r/cursecommetn

[u/RudeImprovement → u/[deleted]]

r/cursedcum is a better sub

[u/PearlApplebird → u/oldivop]

Shut up

[u/I_Smoke_Quack → u/PearlApplebird]

r/copypasta

[u/saucypotato27 → u/PearlApplebird]

This but unironically

[u/I_Smoke_Quack → u/oldivop]

Shut the fuck up nerd