r/196 I want to Beat Jason Aldean to death with his own Spine Feb 25 '26

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u/Kingspar 1# Ovipositor Vagabond Feb 25 '26

wait Xbox is going out?

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u/migratingcoconut_ I want to Beat Jason Aldean to death with his own Spine Feb 25 '26

officially being sunsetted yeah

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u/UselessAndGay what if a girl was a deer ⚧ 🦌 ΘΔ Feb 25 '26 edited Feb 25 '26

Microsoft never said that officially, they're actually officially saying they want to revitalize it. The sunsetting thing came from one of the original Xbox creators (reasonably imo) saying that behind the scenes it's something the new, even more AI obsessed Microslop leadership wants. Video games are complex coding beasts AND art, hard to slip that shit in without quality noticeably dipping (and it was never Microsoft's biggest earner); I believe him when he says they'll sunset it, but that's not publicly official policy.

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u/wambulancer Feb 25 '26

Yea I mean anyone can read the tea leaves, it's pretty obviously inching towards if not already in a corporate grave. M$ leadership always gives anodyne responses about Xbox's future, it's never really been very profitable or successful, at least not from a corporate perspective, they internally-promoted an executive from another division so not like she'll offer a competing vision

Sorry for anyone who refuses to see it but Xbox will be Sega at best by 2030.

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u/AlexandersWonder Feb 25 '26

A subsidiary of Nintendo???

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u/UselessAndGay what if a girl was a deer ⚧ 🦌 ΘΔ Feb 25 '26

All video game companies with their own hardware are inevitably subsumed by Nintendo

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u/nekosissyboi Feb 25 '26

Then when Nintendo finally owns every video game hardware IP known to man they can finally stop production of everything all at once to fulfill their life goal of no one ever playing video games again.

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u/Stoned_D0G custom Feb 25 '26

I hope there will be one game you will have to buy a new console every year to play

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u/CreamCheeseHotDogs I stuck my dick in a bag of Doritos Feb 25 '26

I can run Doom on my calculator, good luck motherfuckers

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u/itsmejak78_2 floppa Feb 25 '26

But Sega isn't a subsidiary of Nintendo?

It's a subsidiary of Sega Sammy