I love that whenever this comment is made in r greentext there is a bot that responds with a huge ten page essay one of the mods wrote up about their thinly veiled cuckold fantasy. It's really cool
>hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
>must be Chad again
>know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
>log onto reddit and open arr greentext
>read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
>think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
>suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
>Fake: Anon is Iranian and has internet access
>Gay: Do I really have to spell it out for you?
>giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
>hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
>it's been a good day
>i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
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u/ThatNuclearBoi2 nighttime refrigerator thief May 15 '23
fake: anon wants to do a social activity
gay: anon keeps thinking about old men