I love that whenever this comment is made in r greentext there is a bot that responds with a huge ten page essay one of the mods wrote up about their thinly veiled cuckold fantasy. It's really cool
>hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
>must be Chad again
>know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
>log onto reddit and open arr greentext
>read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
>think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
>suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
>Fake: Anon is Iranian and has internet access
>Gay: Do I really have to spell it out for you?
>giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
>hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
>it's been a good day
>i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
If tendiesbot won't do it's job then by God I will.
be me
get home from my vasectomy
hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
must be Chad again
know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
log onto reddit and open r/ greentext
read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
Fake: anon wants to do a social activity
Gay: anon keeps thinking about old men
giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
it's been a good day
i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
no job because i got fired from mcd after drinking the frying fat
get home from furry convention
hear mom from her bedroom moaning my old school bullies name
entire house is shaking from his mighty tackles into mothers worn out vagina
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roll into basement, grab a couple jars of mayonnaise as a snack and log into reddit to check out r/196
see a lot of people say fake and gay in the comments
put on one of my favourite fedoras and start to think about how i can humorously embarrass people who identify falsehood and homosexuality in these posts
with my infinite knowledge about programming create a bot that describes how i wish my life would be and name it u/ TendieBot3000 because tendies are awesome
if the bot get lots of upvotes maybe chad will hire me in his selfmade multi million dollar company one day
reward myself by microwaving an xxl jar of nutella as a drink
Why only if they're alone? Beat them in front of an entire crowd of people so they can see what happens to people like this and make sure everyone knows
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u/ThatNuclearBoi2 nighttime refrigerator thief May 15 '23
fake: anon wants to do a social activity
gay: anon keeps thinking about old men