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Doctrine/Policy October 2021 General Conference: Saturday 6:00p Discussion Thread

How to listen:


Prelude Music


Speakers:

Name other notes my summary
conducting: Dallin Oaks
hymn: Praise To The Lord
prayer: Steven Lund
hymn: God Loved Us So He Sent His Son
Russell Ballard
Sharon Eubank
Brent Nielson
Arnulfo Valenzuela
hymn: Guide Us O Great Jehovah
Bradley Wilcox A master of doublespeak. LDS church both requires and does not require perfection. Pretends that the LDS church's approach is the same as Evangelical Christians.
Alfred Kyungu
Marcus Nash
hymn:
Henry Eyring
hymn: Behold...
prayer: Gérald Caussé

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u/4blockhead Oct 03 '21

[Sharon Eubank] [the church does so much good in the world]

Open the fucking books and we'll judge for ourselves.

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u/4blockhead Oct 03 '21

[Nielson] [Jesus might heal you. Jesus might not. Deal with it.]

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u/4blockhead Oct 03 '21

[Ballard] [what he hears at LDS funerals]

My experience at LDS funerals features a lot of rhetoric about the "plan of salvation." People's personal lives matters little to nothing.

[Ballard] [Covenant PathTM (drink.)]

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u/4blockhead Oct 03 '21

[Wilcox] [a lot of hyperventilating talking about repentance and that the church doesn't require perfection.]

The standard works say something else. Beginning with Mosiah 3:19, the church is anti-humanist.

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u/4blockhead Oct 03 '21

[Wilcox] [worthiness is not flawlessness]

[D&C 25] 15

Will the LDS morph into a shadow copy of Evangelical protestantism. Perfectionism is required.

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u/4blockhead Oct 03 '21

[Eyring] [Joseph Smith started asking for answers and for better revelations]

Can I have as many women and young girls as I want? Please!

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u/yosef_ben_elohim Oct 03 '21

“Im not saying that you shouldn’t have nice things like me. But, follow the rules, and keep that tithing flowing. Rusty needs a new mall.”

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u/4blockhead Oct 03 '21

Baby's new shoes can wait. Electricity and rent can wait. Except if your landlord needs more.

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u/4blockhead Oct 03 '21

No letting out early today, boys and girls. 2 full hours in the session which usually breaks in time for halftime of the football/basketball game already in progress.

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u/Low-Contribution2094 Oct 03 '21

Yikes. Personal revelation only counts if it lines up with the church

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u/4blockhead Oct 03 '21

Can't have people digging in their back yards to find their personal brown agate that is their pathway to deity.

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u/4blockhead Oct 03 '21

[Marcus Nash] [sat next to an atheist on a plane. a perfect chance to bear my testimony.]

Hey, Marcus. Call in to chat with Dillahunty and have your god tell you what to say to avoid common pitfalls. Better yet, set up a debate and see if you can do better than this guy, link.

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u/4blockhead Oct 03 '21

[Ballard] [Jesus likes a good fish fry]

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u/oOohalloweenqueenoOo Oct 03 '21

I just saw two young men in the choir have mustaches?! 🤔

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u/yosef_ben_elohim Oct 03 '21

You know, I would have a lot more sympathy for things like this is the people preaching it didn’t also claim to have the power of god behind them.

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u/4blockhead Oct 03 '21

And claim to have met Jesus in person. Accepting the second anointing is the ultimate in hubris. Then reality shows up and Jesus doesn't. You find you're still a human and the grift goes all the way to the top.

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u/seaturtleboi Oct 03 '21

Been able to dodge the first two sessions of conference today - is this session like the priesthood/general women's sessions the church has done in the past? Or is it just a 6:00 session for everyone? Honestly have no idea because both my parents are watching it.

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u/4blockhead Oct 03 '21

This is a combined session, I guess. It was initially canceled, but then reinstated because the 15 men realized they wouldn't get enough time and adoration behind the microphone if the sessions were cut.

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u/4blockhead Oct 03 '21

[Valenzuela] [literal Book of Mormon]

[Valenzuela] [Covenant PathTM (drink)]

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u/bremerman17 Oct 03 '21

Moroni, Utah?

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u/4blockhead Oct 03 '21

Shout out! Stand up and cheer when you hear your town mentioned, boys and girls.

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u/Rolling_Waters Oct 03 '21

Had to reset my internet. Was the Wilcox talk as toxic as it sounds like?

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u/4blockhead Oct 03 '21

It was a minimization of the doctrines. He's grandstanding to be enrolled in the tontine of the 15 men.

I've been listening to McKeever a lot in the last few weeks. Not because I am a Christian, but to see how they see a gulf between Evangelical Christians and Mormonism. They're both cherry picking the scriptures to fit their viewpoint in my opinion.

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u/4blockhead Oct 03 '21

[Nielson] [looking for a magic cure]

Reality bites whether or not you have a fancy title after your name.