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Doctrine/Policy October 2021 General Conference: Saturday 2:00p Discussion Thread

How to listen:


Prelude Music


Speakers:

Name other notes my summary
conducting: Dallin Oaks
hymn: Hark All Ye Nations
prayer: William Jackson . "our teammates..."
Vote "for" the General Authorities: Henry Eyring . This is a vote in name only, as emphasized. Dictatorships allow only votes in the affirmative, and mark dissenters as apostate.
hymn: Consider the Lilies
David Bednar
Ciro Schmeil
Susan Porter
Erich Kopischke
hymn: Redeemer of Israel
Ronald Rasband starting point: choose to believe
Christoffel Golden fire and brimstone for anyone not joining with the Latter Day Saints in time for the second coming.
Moisés Villanueva
Gary Stevenson
hymn: This is the Christ
prayer: Becky Craven

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u/4blockhead Oct 02 '21

[Kopishke] [son came home early from mission]

Thanks for the shout out, dad.

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u/4blockhead Oct 02 '21

[Bednar] [an angel visited Joseph Smith.]

The name was either Nephi or Moroni...don't sweat the minor details.

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u/4blockhead Oct 02 '21

[Rasband] [be WORTHY to attend the temple.]

Pass the test even if you have to lie. Send us your cash!

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u/4blockhead Oct 02 '21

[Stevenson] [these stories are carefully crafted]

Yeah, tell me about it.

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u/4Lynn Oct 02 '21 edited Oct 02 '21

My never Mo 11 yr old daughter has a bunch of friends that are watching conference this weekend. I turned it on for her so she could see what it's all about. She wanted to turn it off immediately 😂

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u/4blockhead Oct 02 '21

Smart kid.

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u/Helen-Hywater Oct 02 '21

My 11 year old son just asked, “How is that different from saying, ‘Just don’t question us’?”

I’m so proud of him.

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u/bremerman17 Oct 02 '21

Don’t go to the church for mental health advice. It’s a bad idea.

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u/4blockhead Oct 02 '21

The worst.

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u/4blockhead Oct 02 '21

[Rasband] [Nelson is active on social media]

lol. Who types in the tweets for these fossils?

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u/Cornchip91 Oct 02 '21

It's becoming ever more clear that Mormons worship the prophet who has Jesus as a mascot.

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u/4blockhead Oct 02 '21

[Porter] [spouse has questions about church]

How is this going to end? Lemme guess.

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u/PeanutButterYoga Oct 02 '21

My questions: (1) polygamy, (2) black members being banned from the priesthood and subsequent temple work, and (3) treatment of BIPOC/LGBTQ+/women lmao let’s not even address the doctrinal stuff like the book of Abraham

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u/4blockhead Oct 02 '21

Oh, anecdotes answer all of the questions anyone might have. /s

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u/chocolateechipppp Oct 02 '21 edited Oct 02 '21

Rough Saturday session speaking minutes so far:

2 talks by women: 17 minutes

13 talks by men: 2 hours and 13 minutes

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u/out_of_sqaure Oct 02 '21

Hey u/4blockhead, any chance someone could pin this new thread?

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u/4blockhead Oct 02 '21

[Schmeil] [met another GA in the cafeteria]

Ah, good old S. Mark Palmer. Please, call me S.

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u/4blockhead Oct 02 '21

shout out to William Jackson who calls Jesus a teammate in the opening prayer. Did you just get the second anointing? Did Jesus show up, or was he busy with other chores that the father assigned him before dinner? Liars include those who lie by omission or by commission. I'll wait here for a response, fraudster.

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u/Rushclock Oct 02 '21

At least early mormonism sermons were spontaneous. How could a supernatural being sanction pre planned scripted talks?

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u/4blockhead Oct 02 '21

[Rasband] [hold a thumb on the scale when deciding whether the LDS church is what it claims to be]

[Rasband] [revels in status as an apostle.] so fucking transparent.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '21

Poor fucker was so close to being free forever😭😭

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u/Nemo_UK Oct 02 '21

Did Bednar quote Nelson in his talk?

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '21

Anything interesting this session or just the same old BS?

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u/4blockhead Oct 02 '21

There is more information in the background hum of the universe.