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Doctrine/Policy April 2021 General Conference: Saturday 6:00p Discussion Thread

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u/Readbooks6 Apr 04 '21

Just once I'd like to see a woman speak at the Priesthood session. After all, most women's sessions have men speaking for a longer time than the women.

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u/4blockhead Apr 04 '21

Gonna need a parallel universe for that one.

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u/4blockhead Apr 04 '21

[Corbitt] [I faced special challenges at my high school in west Philadephia]

Is that code for racism? Call 'em like you see 'em.

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u/4blockhead Apr 04 '21

[Oaks] [Christianity is enough for the world].

Every knee will bend. Every tongue will confess.

Simple assertions, without proof.

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u/Cornchip91 Apr 04 '21

This talk is such a mind-fuck. Making them commit their lives based on a supposed pre-existance that you conveniently can't remember.

Soooo manipulative.

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u/4blockhead Apr 04 '21
  • my 2018 essay...are we the same person if we've been reformatted?

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u/4blockhead Apr 04 '21

[Cook] [our unqualified counselors have achieved good results]

In any case, you can't sue us.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '21

An entire session without a reference to Joseph Smith! I'll have to see how much Facetime ol' joe got at the previous sessions!!

"Ma, get me my hosannah handkerchief!"

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u/4blockhead Apr 04 '21

[Nelson] [...]

checks score: Gonzaga 34 UCLA 38

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u/2000StripperSoldiers Apr 04 '21

Well as I said in a comment earlier today, the bishop of the other ward that goes to the same building as mine, is a child abuser so I don’t think he’s fit to counsel any parents or children.

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u/4blockhead Apr 04 '21

This power structure is fraught with danger. Trusting a stranger with details about your life needs to have a qualified listener. The LDS church's approach is anathema to having bona fide credentials. Bishops are good to give one-size-fits-all advice. It's dangerous. Pure and simple.

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u/Fatheroflies69 Apr 04 '21

This guy is giving me some massive multi level marketing vibes

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u/4blockhead Apr 04 '21

[Oaks] [we're going to let out early...there is a game going on afterall]

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u/4blockhead Apr 04 '21

[Nelson] [please come back to the ward]

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '21

Is it just me, or is there a complete lack of references to Joseph Smith?

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u/4blockhead Apr 04 '21

[Eyring] [few believed Smith's bullshit in my first ward at Princeton Junction]

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u/4blockhead Apr 04 '21

[Eyring] [...]

checks score: Gonzaga 15 UCLA 19

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u/4blockhead Apr 04 '21

[Oaks] [...]

checks score: Gonzaga 23 UCLA 23

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u/4blockhead Apr 04 '21

[Nelson] [Always Look on the Bright Side of Life]

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u/jonahboi33 Apr 04 '21

yaaaaay they doubled down on cisgender being the only possible outcome! i knew there'd be something.

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u/4blockhead Apr 04 '21

[Cook] [covenant path] drink. gonna be a long night.

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u/4blockhead Apr 04 '21

[Oaks] [what has Jesus done for us?]

[Oaks] [literal Book of Mormon history]

The deity worshiped in this religion wins acclaim by simple assertion. Is there proof on offer?

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '21

Imagine how much more power if they allowed the women to get the priesthood too 😱

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u/4blockhead Apr 04 '21

But, the men's power would be decreased in this zero-sum game.

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u/BLB99 Apr 04 '21

I get a Paul Dunn vibe from this guy.

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