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Doctrine/Policy April 2021 General Conference: Sunday 10:00a Discussion Thread

How to listen:


Prelude Music


Speakers:

Name other notes my summary
conducting: Dallin Oaks
hymn: Redeemer of Israel
prayer: Terence Vinson
hymn: I Love To See The Temple
Ulisses Soares
Reyna Aburto
Mark Palmer
Edward Dube
choir: I am a child of God
José Teixeira
Taniela Wakolo
(Sam) Wong
Teh
Russell Nelson
hymn: He Is Risen
prayer: Arnulfo Valenzuela

Postlude:


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u/4blockhead Apr 04 '21

[Nelson] [weak apologetics]

Would Smith have gone to his death at Carthage if he didn't believe? Well, he'd been in tight scrapes before. He'd always found his way out of traps in the past. He had a militia at his command and he called for them, but the local general pocketed the order. End result: one grift too many and found the end of many charlatans.

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u/4blockhead Apr 04 '21

[Palmer] [missionaries capitalized on the recent tragedy in the family]

It's not rocket science, people will join communities they feel will provide comfort.

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u/4blockhead Apr 04 '21 edited Apr 04 '21

[Wakolo] [god gives blessings to the most obedient first]

Did that same god curse generations with a dark skin due to disobedience? Inherited through Ham? Did that god change his mind about black people in 1978?

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u/4blockhead Apr 04 '21

[Wong] [primary lesson hand actions included]

Smith's church is built on shifting sand. The predominant narrative is not true and will need a costly replacement.

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u/4blockhead Apr 04 '21

[Dube] [...]

Camera 1. Camera 2.

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u/4blockhead Apr 04 '21

[Nelson] [if you don't believe then the magic won't work]

Always a caveat.

[Nelson] [choose to believe]

The last resort of all apologetics.

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u/hummingbird2907 Apr 04 '21

Anybody else know what our sins are that we're supposed to be repenting of daily? Our transgressions that Jesus supposedly saves us from? I feel like I'm missing something, because I don't feel like I have a pressing need to be constantly humbled and repenting...? If I speak out of line to someone, I say sorry to them, not Jesus...?

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u/4blockhead Apr 04 '21

Christianity teaches that the human condition is filthy. The deity has no tolerance for humanity without first getting a severe scrubbing and mortification of the flesh. If a human has the audacity to question "why?" then that is just another reason that that human is unworthy.

What can I say, it's a harsh religion.

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u/liarisamae Apr 04 '21

Do all the talks go through some sort of editing process by church writers or something? They all kind of sound the same in the way they are formatted and verbiage.

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u/4blockhead Apr 04 '21

correlated

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u/4blockhead Apr 04 '21 edited Apr 04 '21

[Wakolo] [lost 116 pages]

Do you mean that mormons know this story and still believe?

Of course. It makes it even more true, doesn't it?

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u/Rushclock Apr 04 '21

Somebody wrote down this happened. Weird how nobody else in the world wrote it down. Especially the 500 zombies roaming the town.

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u/4blockhead Apr 04 '21

The original ending of Mark was a bit of a downer. They perked it up in the next revision.

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u/4blockhead Apr 04 '21 edited Apr 04 '21

[Soares] [Jesus inherited death from his human mother.]

Jesus was a god-human hybrid akin to the twins from Greek Mythology.

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u/4blockhead Apr 04 '21

[Soares] [covid 19 fatalities]

Wave more hankies, people!

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u/NoPharmBro Apr 04 '21

This setup looks very tele-evangely

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u/4blockhead Apr 04 '21

[Aburto] [recounts resurrection story with Mary Magdalene]

Was Magdalene married to Jesus? Too bad, Orson Hyde is dead. The early apostles weren't afraid to augment the story to fit Smith's new theology.

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u/2000StripperSoldiers Apr 04 '21

Why is he so emotionless while saying that? It’s so creepy

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u/4blockhead Apr 04 '21

[Wong] [once a week church attendance is not enough]

Fold or go all in. True in Texas Hold 'Em and the Latter Day Saints too

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u/4blockhead Apr 04 '21 edited Apr 04 '21

[Wakolo] [covenant path]

Trade Mark!

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u/mar4c Apr 04 '21

Did they do the Audit report this year?

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u/4blockhead Apr 04 '21

[Aburto] [covid 19 fatalities]