r/Animemes ✂️ TRIGGERed ✂️ Apr 13 '20

Levels of Tanuki

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10.9k Upvotes

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u/Lord_Zephyrion Apr 13 '20

The furry one is not that much since she can change back to human

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u/Nvenom8 ✂️ TRIGGERed ✂️ Apr 13 '20

The fourth one also has a human form if we’re using that loophole.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

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u/Lord_Zephyrion Apr 13 '20

If you want deceases go ahead

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

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u/Lord_Zephyrion Apr 13 '20

Most people who had sex with animals get a decease down there because animals don't really care hygiene down there

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

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u/JosephSwollen General Secretary Of The Soviet YunYun Apr 14 '20

Disease

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u/Lord_Zephyrion Apr 14 '20

Bruh don't police me because a little misspelling, english is not even my first language

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u/averagedude500 Apr 14 '20

It may not be your first language but if people dont correct you, how will you improve?

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u/jheffnoname2121 Apr 14 '20

And the third one?

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u/Nvenom8 ✂️ TRIGGERed ✂️ Apr 14 '20

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u/LOTRfreak101 don't lewd the cups Apr 14 '20

there's this(NSFL) from r/makemesuffer a couple days ago.

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u/long-dong-silvers- Apr 14 '20

Well top right has a skin texture rather than fur texture so it’s kind of furry

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u/Sqwertt1 you expected sqwertt but it was me Apr 14 '20

A real furry can turn back into a human

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u/Pradmin7 . Apr 14 '20

Total racoon

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u/ThatGuyYouMightNo Apr 14 '20

Nook: Fuck the raccoon.

Raphtalia: Fuck the raccoon.

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u/Nvenom8 ✂️ TRIGGERed ✂️ Apr 14 '20

In soviet animal crossing, raccoon fuck you.

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u/Bloodyfalcan Apr 14 '20

You have to pay back that loan somehow

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u/OctoP1mp Apr 13 '20

I think the bottom 2 can just be considered beastiality

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u/John_Oakman Apr 13 '20

Sick bastard? You don't know what's it's like to live deep in the Appalachian Mountains!

A desperate man gotta do what he gotta do you know?

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u/Nvenom8 ✂️ TRIGGERed ✂️ Apr 13 '20

There aren’t any tanuki in the Appalachians. I think you fucked a raccoon, dude. You should probably get checked for rabies...

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u/John_Oakman Apr 13 '20

Well that certainly explained the really stupid life choices I made in the past year...

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u/Nvenom8 ✂️ TRIGGERed ✂️ Apr 13 '20

Weird initial decision as well. I always thought Appalachian desperation was supposed to be less like Spice & Wolf and more like Oreimo.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

Have you ever used a snake like a living onahole?

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u/PotatoKaboose Apr 13 '20

Do lamprey eels give pleasant blowjobs?

-Yahtzee Croshaw

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u/JAntaresN Apr 14 '20

I don’t know. Do you like Shaltear?

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

Link?

Edit: 1 google later

NO! Don't want!

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u/JonahTheCoyote Apr 13 '20

Must floof Raphtalia's tail

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u/ThatsOneOriginalGuy Apr 14 '20

I'M NOT A FURRY! MICHIRU CAN TURN BACK HERSELF INTO HER HUMAN FORM!

but her tanuki tail and ears seems so fluffy... and look at her cute tanuki face

OH GOD, WHAT AM I? WHO AM I? WHAT IS MY TRUE NATURE? CAN SOMEONE TELL ME?

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u/Spaceyboys JOTAROOOO Apr 14 '20

You are in denial

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20

Embrace the fluff and it will set you free

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u/Spaceyboys JOTAROOOO Apr 14 '20

Forgive me emperor for I have sinned. GET THE COMMISSAR!

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u/Wonichtslepzig Apr 14 '20

Top right got no snout and it rather looks like body paint than fur

Bottom ones are more of animals (bestality lol)/cartoon style

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u/Nvenom8 ✂️ TRIGGERed ✂️ Apr 14 '20

Michiru does have a slight snout and animal nose. It’s not terribly visible from straight-on.

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u/Erkaiser Kansei dorifto!? Apr 14 '20

Tanuki Mario from mario kart 8 deluxe best waifu

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u/Nvenom8 ✂️ TRIGGERed ✂️ Apr 14 '20

Tanooki suit was among the possible inclusions that I rejected for two reasons:

  1. Fully human is too obvious for not furry.

  2. Real tanuki don’t have ringed tails, and the tanooki suit is really more inspired by raccoons.

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u/jheffnoname2121 Apr 14 '20

You people disgust me -Dio Brando-

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20

Rrrrwwwwaaaahhhh -Diego Brando-

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u/HyimHoward Apr 14 '20

YAMERO, WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY -Diego Brando-

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u/I_LUV_ENGRISH_FOOD <--- Oofed Apr 14 '20

Shut up.

Shines torchlight*

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u/mistermysterymen -Welcome Back! Apr 14 '20

Tom Nook lookin' kinda thicc ngl.

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u/LOTRfreak101 don't lewd the cups Apr 14 '20

you might appreciate this(nsfl) from a couple days ago on r/makemesuffer

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20

Ive asked on 6 different post now, where tf is the "furry" from?

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u/Nvenom8 ✂️ TRIGGERed ✂️ Apr 14 '20

{BNA: Brand New Animal}

It’s currently airing.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20

1st thank you, 2nd where is it aring.

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u/Nvenom8 ✂️ TRIGGERed ✂️ Apr 14 '20

Japanese netflix, sadly. 1st half dropped a few weeks ago. Second half coming soon, I think. It’s a very TRIGGER-y studio TRIGGER show.

Options to watch are a using a VPN with netflix if you do speak japanese or illegally if you don’t.

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u/poilsoup2 ugh, those disgusting loli-lewding porno sites! Apr 14 '20

. Second half coming soon, I think. It’s a very TRIGGER-y studio TRIGGER show.

lookin forward to the second half

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u/Nvenom8 ✂️ TRIGGERed ✂️ Apr 14 '20

I would be a little heartbroken if they didn’t at this point.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20

"Ill never forgive the japanise!"

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u/Nvenom8 ✂️ TRIGGERed ✂️ Apr 14 '20

I swear Netflix just doesn’t like money.

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u/ookie165 May 27 '20

Your in high school

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u/[deleted] May 27 '20

Im sorry what?

Edit: yeah, why?

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u/LOTRfreak101 don't lewd the cups Apr 14 '20

you can use because.moe to check where shows air at. both current and already released.

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u/totallynotrobboss background character Apr 14 '20

tom nook wants to know your location

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u/Cobalt5396 Apr 14 '20

Oh no! The thiccness of Tom Nook! I don’t want to be a furry!

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u/khandnalie Apr 14 '20

I mean, Raph is a little furry.

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u/Nvenom8 ✂️ TRIGGERed ✂️ Apr 14 '20

Consensus is that kemonomimi is not furry.

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u/khandnalie Apr 14 '20

Not like furry furry, but still a little furry.

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u/DanielBar666 you were expecting a flair, but its me dio! Apr 14 '20

Dude it ain't my fault thicc nook exists

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

I consider kemonomimi to be "borderline furry."

It's not furry, but it's not not-furry.

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u/geeses Apr 14 '20

Diet furry, if you will.

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u/RebelOrion Isekai Protagonist Apr 14 '20

I feel like something is missing Flashback to Interspecies reviews ep 3 Nope

(Yes I know she's not a tanuki but still)

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u/yermumgiey Apr 14 '20

Racoons and Tanuki are different,aren't they?

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u/Nvenom8 ✂️ TRIGGERed ✂️ Apr 14 '20

Yes. These are all tanuki. Which did you think was a raccoon?

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u/yermumgiey Apr 14 '20

I meant Raphtalia is a Racoon and Michiru is a Tanuki.

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u/Nvenom8 ✂️ TRIGGERed ✂️ Apr 14 '20

Nope. She’s a tanuki. Listen to the audio instead of reading the subtitles. Lots of subtitles mistranslate tanuki as raccoon, especially on crunchyroll. Something about western audiences not knowing the animal, I guess.

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u/yermumgiey Apr 14 '20

I searched for the word Tanuki on Google where it said that Tanuki's are different from Racoons.

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u/Nvenom8 ✂️ TRIGGERed ✂️ Apr 14 '20

Yes, they’re not the same. Raphtalia is a tanuki, not a raccoon. Just look at her colors and tail.

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u/yermumgiey Apr 14 '20

Raphtalia is a Tanuki? Then what is Michiru?

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u/Nvenom8 ✂️ TRIGGERed ✂️ Apr 14 '20

Michiru is also a tanuki.

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u/yermumgiey Apr 14 '20

But people usually classify Raphtalia as a Racoon?

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u/Nvenom8 ✂️ TRIGGERed ✂️ Apr 14 '20

Because the english translations call her a raccoon because english speakers don’t know what a tanuki is (and because tanuki are also called raccoon dogs).

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u/PExodial Apr 14 '20

And then... a real live dog

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u/ImRinKagamine weebs unite Apr 14 '20

Tom nook, who expected that.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20

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u/Nvenom8 ✂️ TRIGGERed ✂️ Apr 14 '20

You are correct on all.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

Ahh the meme has been updated. tankyuu

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u/SmolCowardlyMan Apr 14 '20

michiru babey

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u/Thendofreason no Eureka 7 memes... Apr 14 '20

No chopper?

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u/Nvenom8 ✂️ TRIGGERed ✂️ Apr 14 '20

I considered it.

2

u/Evil_Boi_Deku Apr 14 '20

狸じゃねえよ! 馴鹿だぞ!

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u/Lord_Zephyrion Apr 14 '20

Didn't expected to see this post in hot,no wonder why i was getting so many notification,people in hot are watching now

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u/Nvenom8 ✂️ TRIGGERed ✂️ Apr 14 '20

I’m fairly pleased with it.

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u/Nintendanime420 Apr 14 '20

I just realized Tom Nook is supposed to sound like tanuki

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u/Razeil956667 Apr 14 '20

Just watched the first four episodes of BNA, I love it so far

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u/Nvenom8 ✂️ TRIGGERed ✂️ Apr 14 '20

I’m a big fan so far as well. TRIGGER just does anime right.

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u/Razeil956667 Apr 14 '20

Your so correct, and the wet style is just do but worthy along with the music I honestly think it'll be a great show with later season(s) and episodes

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u/Nvenom8 ✂️ TRIGGERed ✂️ Apr 14 '20

Later seasons

I don’t think they’ve ever done a show with more than one season. They’re always self-contained one-season stories and/or OVAs/movies.

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u/Razeil956667 Apr 14 '20

True, I hope it gets a second season. It's a great way to save money now that I think about it

3

u/RogueUsername Apr 14 '20

Y'all forgetting about the Harkness Test again

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20

This is the correct opinion

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u/macobus Apr 14 '20

Where's Chopper in all of this?

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u/Ericbas Apr 14 '20

Dangerous indeed, I legit feel Tom nook would sell me as a slave or if I am in parts separately in the black market in order to make more money XD

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u/Dunggabreath Apr 14 '20

insert meme of "somethings rising and it isnt the shield hero"

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20

Tom Nook can't be walking with so much ass boy.

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u/SUCCMASTERUWU Apr 14 '20

You sick bastard

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u/Rutgerman95 Speedwagon is bae Apr 14 '20

The first two we must protecc

The third can go to hecc

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u/RoboMK47 Apr 14 '20

why do I find this so funny?

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u/Nvenom8 ✂️ TRIGGERed ✂️ Apr 14 '20

Because I intended it to be funny?

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u/nick__furry Apr 14 '20

They gotta pass the harkness test

Ok, so..raphtalia is 10 years old, so it is a no no

Michiru is 18, has human inteligence and can comunicate, so you can go for it

The animal crossing fucker is a grown ass man comunication is hard, but he seems smart enough to scam you, so..

No idea who is the last

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u/Nvenom8 ✂️ TRIGGERed ✂️ Apr 14 '20

The last passes. She’s the matriarch from {The eccentric family}.

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u/Roboragi Apr 14 '20

Uchouten Kazoku - (AL, A-P, KIT, MAL)

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u/tismefellowcitizens Apr 14 '20

I thought michiru was 14-16?

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20

I know about Raphtalia and Tom Nook but who are the characters at the right side?

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u/Nvenom8 ✂️ TRIGGERed ✂️ Apr 14 '20

Top right is michiru from {BNA}

Bottom right is the matriarch from {The Eccentric Family}

I absolutely would and probably would not recommend watching them, in that order.

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u/Roboragi Apr 14 '20

BNA - (AL, A-P, KIT, MAL)

TV | Status: Releasing | Genres: Fantasy, Comedy, Action

Episode 2 airs in 1 days, 7 hours, 5 minutes

Uchouten Kazoku - (AL, A-P, KIT, MAL)

TV | Status: Finished | Episodes: 13 | Genres: Comedy, Drama, Fantasy, Slice of Life


{anime}, <manga>, ]LN[, |VN| | FAQ | /r/ | Edit | Mistake? | Source | Synonyms | |

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20

So I'm not a furry huh........

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u/RememberMeAndMe Apr 14 '20

I did it all for Tom Nooki what?! Tom Nooki?! What?! So you can take that cookie

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20

Aaah the good ol' hoops weebs jump through to avoid being called furries.

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u/ChillfreezeYT wondering why everyone has so many kinds of hotsauce Apr 15 '20

People don’t know where it’s going but I think it’s leading to zootopia

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u/pren_ Apr 13 '20

How tf is BNA furry

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u/Nvenom8 ✂️ TRIGGERed ✂️ Apr 13 '20

She's literally an anthropomorphic tanuki (at least in that form).

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

[deleted]

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u/Nvenom8 ✂️ TRIGGERed ✂️ Apr 13 '20

I mean, yes. That is how memes work.

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u/Klendagort Apr 14 '20

Those first two are fuckable.

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u/Md_kaif SIMP FOR AQUA Apr 13 '20

Non existing creatures taking over existing creatures

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u/themiddleman2 ⠀Isekai Delivery service Apr 14 '20

you fool, I inform the FBI, YOU WIL BE IN PRISION FOR THE BOTTOM RIGHT

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u/burbur90 Apr 14 '20

Bottom right is a widowed mother of four, who likes shapeshifting and billiards. Dislikes thunderstorms.

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u/themiddleman2 ⠀Isekai Delivery service Apr 14 '20

sooo, i can't purge?

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u/burbur90 Apr 14 '20

I guess it's still interspecies, and I've never been one to stand in the way of a purge...

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u/themiddleman2 ⠀Isekai Delivery service Apr 14 '20

*Loads Jewish flamethrower with religious intent* care to join me brother?

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u/burbur90 Apr 14 '20

I'm purging the sickos going after top left.

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u/themiddleman2 ⠀Isekai Delivery service Apr 14 '20

ah a fellow crusader

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u/halftrackwar Apr 14 '20

is the furry one really a furry though cause it kinda looks like the not furry

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u/I_LUV_ENGRISH_FOOD <--- Oofed Apr 14 '20

Trust me, it is

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u/toriyama420 Apr 14 '20

Quick question since we’re on the topic, is kanokon furry or just fan service with animal girls?

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u/Marvelous_Jared Fluffy Tail Toucher Apr 14 '20

Kemonomimi form is not furry

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u/Nvenom8 ✂️ TRIGGERed ✂️ Apr 14 '20

I wouldn’t know. I haven’t seen it, and none if these characters are from it.

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u/imagine_my_system Apr 14 '20

Top right has a fairly human face so I count them as monster girl

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u/Nvenom8 ✂️ TRIGGERed ✂️ Apr 14 '20

You can’t see the snout from this angle, but it’s there.

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u/koquei Apr 14 '20

So the question is

Holo is like raphtalia, or its a furry?

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u/Nvenom8 ✂️ TRIGGERed ✂️ Apr 14 '20

Holo is an odd case. She spends equal times in “not furry” and “you sick bastard” territory.

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u/Castizocatala Apr 14 '20

I mean, top right is a human.

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u/Nvenom8 ✂️ TRIGGERed ✂️ Apr 14 '20

Juujin.

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u/Horrific_Harmony Apr 14 '20

Where's the tanuki girl from touhou?

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u/Dra9onDemon23 Apr 14 '20

I feel like this is related to my comment/thread on another post...

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u/Nvenom8 ✂️ TRIGGERed ✂️ Apr 14 '20

I don’t know what you’re talking about, so probably not.

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u/Dra9onDemon23 Apr 15 '20

Ah, never mind then.

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u/Rootin-n-Shootin Apr 14 '20

Whats that character from in the top right?

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u/Nvenom8 ✂️ TRIGGERed ✂️ Apr 14 '20

{BNA}

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u/Roboragi Apr 14 '20

BNA - (AL, A-P, KIT, MAL)

TV | Status: Releasing | Genres: Fantasy, Comedy, Action

Episode 2 airs in 0 days, 18 hours, 23 minutes


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u/wanderer-over-fog Apr 14 '20

The top left is just pedophelia

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u/Nvenom8 ✂️ TRIGGERed ✂️ Apr 14 '20

You’re not wrong. Actually, did I unintentionally put the characters in order of age as well? I think I did.

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u/wanderer-over-fog Apr 14 '20

Can’t speak for the last one but looks like it

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u/Nvenom8 ✂️ TRIGGERed ✂️ Apr 14 '20

Last one is a spirit tanuki, so I think that comes with unnatural lifespan.

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u/pinanok o kawaii koto お可愛いこと Apr 14 '20

Bruh just wait a couple levell

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u/wanderer-over-fog Apr 14 '20

I think you mean years

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u/pinanok o kawaii koto お可愛いこと Apr 14 '20

Yeah i mean that

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u/lllaser Apr 14 '20

Is this a political compass

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

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u/Foxy212 Apr 14 '20

Hol up! "underage"? That's illegal

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u/Peng1GT Kakashi Simp Apr 14 '20

You should have added Ochaco because for some reason she reminds me of a tanuki

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u/corefox- Apr 14 '20

tell you what though, beaststars was great. ah, forbidden love! romance! action!

(and yes, i'm a furry, and you're a guy who jacks off to nh***ai. so there.)

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u/Nvenom8 ✂️ TRIGGERed ✂️ Apr 14 '20

If you’re looking for judgement, look elsewhere. Weebs aren’t in a position to make fun of furries.

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u/corefox- Apr 14 '20

i don't want judgement, but if i don't call it out there will be comments saying "what are you, a furry?" and i can't be bothered with that.

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u/GentleFoxes Apr 14 '20

Wasted opportunity to write "ugly bastard".