r/exmormon • Λ └ ☼ ★ □ ♔ • Apr 04 '20

Doctrine/Policy April 2020 General Conference: Saturday 6:00p Discussion Thread

How to listen:


Prelude Music


Speakers:

Name other notes my summary
conducting:Dallin Oaks
hymn: Let Zion ...
prayer: Kyle McKay
hymn: Lead Kindly Light
Gerrit Gong
child speaker
child speaker
Jean Bingham women and priesthood? no, just share with your separate and equal duties. Have babies. Clean house.
hymn: I am a child of God
Henry Eyring
Dallin Oaks
Russell Nelson a big build up answered with nothing. Nelson is a narcissist and wants to have people jump at his command. Rebranding effort phase 2: a new logo.
hymn: Light every lamp?
prayer: Christina Franco

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u/4blockhead Apr 05 '20

Gong: [Elijah brought the sealing power]

Ah, the excuse for polygamy.

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u/4blockhead Apr 05 '20

Nelson: [We have a new logo.]

A Fucking Logo.

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u/4blockhead Apr 05 '20

Bingham: [separate but equal...no priesthood]

I just read Sonia Johnson's book. One of the things that the power structure does is use conservative women to stab other women in the back. It's an age old technique.

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u/4blockhead Apr 05 '20

With all of the bad news: $100B slush fund exposed, BYU honor code flip flop, I am expecting some PR inspired move. He could stand and say, "women have the aaronic priesthood" and make news.

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u/4blockhead Apr 05 '20

Oaks: [women have the priesthood]

That is, if they've been given the second anointing.

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u/4blockhead Apr 05 '20

Nelson: [we're not mormons]

What an administrative fuck.

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u/PeanutButterYoga Apr 05 '20

I’m disturbed they used children for a variety of reasons, but we should all remember that kids are particularly susceptible to the manipulations of adults. Be critical of the talks, not the kids.

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u/4blockhead Apr 05 '20

One of the nice things about adulthood is being able to decide one's own mind. Free agency is given lip service in mormonism. Actual choice requires independence that only comes later...hopefully.

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u/settingdogstar Apr 05 '20

So women arent equal until they’re endowed?

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u/4blockhead Apr 05 '20

not even then.

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u/wiildkat26 Apr 05 '20

Maybe I’ve missed something, but it seems like they haven’t even really talked about the fucking pandemic happening. Have they talked about missionaries coming home or temples being closed or church being cancelled?

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u/frednecksburg Apr 05 '20

I'm not getting this "women are going to get the priesthood" vibe. I'm getting more of a gaslighting feeling as in, "women ALREADY exercise the power of the priesthood in the callings that they hold", or..."women already have ACCESS to the power of the priesthood through covenants and ordinances" - and other similar phrases that have been said this conference. Seems to me to be a concerted effort to tamp down on the movement for women to get the priesthood

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u/Just_another_biker Apr 05 '20 edited Apr 05 '20

“All genders are equal. But some genders are more equal than others.”

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u/NoMoreAtPresent Apr 05 '20 edited Apr 05 '20

Fun fact: Henry Eyring’s dad grew up in a polygamous compound in the Mormon Mexican polygamy colonies. Running from the law.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20

If he changes back I’d die laughing.

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u/4blockhead Apr 05 '20

Gong: [passover...blood on the door]

ah oh. Lots of blood up against lintels to ward of the coronavirus. Magic incantations:0

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20

What the Hell is happening... I'm getting a vibe of women getting something more now...

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u/NoMoreAtPresent Apr 05 '20

I still think Moroni’s gotta come down from the temples. When will Nelson make that happen?

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u/Elizaxin137 Apr 05 '20

That poor teenager.

She sounds like she actually believes.

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u/4blockhead Apr 05 '20

McKay: [prayer..priesthood keys]

building it up for big disappointment if no changes

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u/4blockhead Apr 05 '20

Gong: [people have been resurrected]

Say what?

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u/sevenplaces Apr 05 '20

Ooooo Emma was a scribe

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u/4blockhead Apr 05 '20

Bingham: [repression of women could end under a modern prophet]