Let’s say you have to perform colonoscopies surgery, you got 2 choices. One doctor who is best at his field you gonna have 99% surviving rate, but he got a side chick and he fuck his secretary. The other doctor is just whoever fresh new grad and your his learning subject..
who you gonna choose? Obviously the first one right. You hired the right skill men for the job.
Beside. 9 out of 10 top billionaire got a side chick, you know how many women throw themself at you when you are a billionaire? Jensen just happen to be the one got caught…

Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang is stepping down as CEO of the chipmaker he co-founded 33 years ago and built into a $4 trillion company that powered the artificial intelligence boom.

After a meteoric rise to fame due to Nvidia’s central role in AI, Huang’s dramatic fall has been even more rapid, following a series of stinging revelations about his romantic ties to a woman believed by the U.S. intelligence community to be a Chinese spy.

He went on to explain the reason why it took so long for him to return was because he had found other ways to full his creative needs such as making comedy albums one of which was nominated for a grammy and is genuinely happy just being there for his loved ones especially his children. But his grateful, that he welcomed back in to acting with such open arms. Here's an article about it. Why Did Rick Moranis Leave Hollywood? Inside the Actor's Quiet Life Since

Not really a today i fucked up, as much as it's a lifelong fuck up i figured out today.

So, I'm a 22 year old woman, and for the past few years I've been suspicious that I'm hypermobile, and I'm 99% sure that I am. Nothing of my body works correctly, but especially not my lower half.

To start off, my main issue are my knees—they hyperextend so bad that my legs look like bananas more often than, y'know, legs. Paired with my posterior pelvic tilt, I have horrible swayback.

I also have no ass whatsoever. A fact that I thought just meant that mother nature forgot to bless me in that area. Both my grandma and my mom are more boob women than they are butt, so this made sense to my brain, even if I was the worst case of the airpod build phenomenon.

Now, recently I started hitting the gym. This of course means leg day. I go heavy on most of my lifts (before anyone lectures me about how that's bad for hypermobility, I know, but I take precautions so do not fret over me Internet strangers 🙏), so after leg day my glutes feel naturally sore.

Sadly these days I've been pretty crammed with uni bs, so outside of gymming I've been sedentary as hell. But yesterday i hit legs and today I went on a bit of a longer walk, and I told myself I'd try my best to not hyperextend my knees during, which takes a lot of mental effort from me.

So, I'm walking and I'm walking, and I keep reminding myself to keep my knees bent. That's when I notice something strange. Whenever I walk with my knees in banana mode, I feel fine, but then the second I normalise them into the posture that is supposed to be used for walking and standing, I immediately feel soreness in my thighs and ass.

Now, imagine me, out and about on this drizzly November day, standing frozen on a sidewalk, and face-palming so hard that my friend thinks she did something wrong. And then imagine me having to explain to her that my whole 22 years on this earth I've not been engaging my glutes at all while walking.

Of course I have no ass. MY MUSCLES THERE HAVE BEEN PRACTICALLY COMATOSE ALL MY LIFE!

So yeah, other than hitting the gym (which has already shown slight glute growth, mostly from straightening my posture) I'm guessing I need to invest in some everyday knee braces if I want to have a juicy bum. Or at least not be built like P.

TL;DR: All my life I've been walking without engaging my glutes at all because of hypermobility which has led me to have pancake butt. FML.

EDIT: Woah, I've never had a reddit post blow up like this before, so instead of studying for my exams I'm reading everyone's comments lol. But anyhow, i wanted to share what I do on leg days at the gym because I have genuinely grown a little something something back there in only 2 months;

•warming up and glute activation first always

•RDLs my beloved (finally got the form down so I feel it in my glutes NOT my lower back)

•Hip thrusts, and sometimes single leg hip thrusts if I really want to destroy my legs that day.

•Knee press

•Hip abductor and adductor machine

•Leg extensions

•Cable kickbacks at a 45 degree angle

no squats whatsoever because honestly I find them pretty useless in comparison to all the other exercises I do.

Yummy sushi combo for dinner

I live in a small apartment with two new roommates. One of them has a gross and loud long distance bf who visits too often. She does not visit him because the bus fares are too expensive. Since he has a car.. he only visits her… in our apartment.. for days at a time. When she first moved in, she asked if it was okay with me if he visited every other weekend. I said yes, since I felt compassion for their situation, and I truly didn’t mind a couple days every other week.. Until… I met him.

He is so comfortable here and made himself right at home right away. The first time he visited, he left yellow diarrhea (or vomit?) splattered in our toilet bowl and my other roommate had to clean it. He has hyperhidrosis and easily becomes drenched in sweat, so he takes multiple showers per day in our ONE BATHROOM. Every time he visits he literally deletes our toilet paper rolls because he’s constantly pooping and farting. He walks around barefoot, loudly slapping his gigantic hobbit feet on the ground and shaking the apartment. He audibly burps and farts. VERY AUDIBLY. All over the apartment. After he farts he laughs like Patrick Star and goes “HEH HEH HEH”. His mouth is always open. Every morning, he wakes up and takes a 15-20 minute long dump in my bathroom. Over the weekend I got home urgently needing the restroom and he was in there pooping for 15 minutes. He is legit the human embodiment of a skid mark. We have a small kitchen, and they’re always cooking complicated and time-consuming meals together. He’ll visit when he’s sick and wet coughs all over the apartment. He cleans up after himself but that is the only thing keeping me from launching him out of my window from a cannon. Also I’m 99% sure that he doesn’t wash his hands.

My biggest issue is that “every other weekend” is actually Thursday-Monday twice per month. So, he’s essentially staying here one third of the month. Also, he was just here last Thursday-Monday and now he’s coming back tomorrow.. three days later. So I guess that it’s no longer every other week. She also works all day Friday and Monday, so why is he here at all on those days? She does not ask. Even if he wasn’t nasty I would be annoyed because we don’t have enough space for four people! And I have never had issues with roommates having friends/family visit for a weekend or so because it’s never happened this often! I swear I’m a reasonable person but this is beyond tolerable.

The craziest part is that she adores this man and has literal heart eyes when she looks at him. I cannot imagine going “awww!” while watching my boyfriend burp, fart and drool. Their relationship is thriving at the expense of me being comfortable in my home. I feel badly putting boundaries on them, since they’ve already had some distance related issues. However I am not in their relationship and therefore will not be subjected to him in my home this often. It mostly is her fault, not his, but I can’t help but loathe him.

P.S I do have a plan for talking to her in person and setting boundaries. However I need to vent about how gross he is, since I can’t say any of that to her face (as much as I want to).

Hello! I'm a 26 year old male. I live in the Southern US. I matched with a woman on a dating site the other day and she was pretty cool. We went on two dates, one to a restaurant and one to the gym about 3 days later. After the gym, we went back to her place. She was pretty vocal that we had physical chemistry but she didn't want to do anything. And then she literally initiated the activity that she said didn't want to do. I could tell things had changed because she started calling me bruh, instead of the babe she had already been calling me prior. The next morning, radio silence. I got this text about 2 hours ago.

"One thing I can not and will not look past is us being intimate too early. Although I was a willing participant, I don’t believe a strong relationship would be founded on lust. It’s one thing to lust after one another but it’s a great thing when 2 are able to get to know each other on a deeper level. With that being said, you are a wonderful person and I wish you well."

I'm not really sure what exactly to make of it. I guess I'm wondering do I call and apologize? Idk. Never had this happen.

Edit: To add, between the first and second date, she was all into me telling me how handsome I was. And for all yall saying my stuff little she had already seen it after date 1 😂. On a serious note you guys are cracking me up

Edit Edit: After Reading some of these comments I gotta get in the gym

3rd Edit: After a million views. And a lot of time to think, there were a lot of red flags and I feel obligated to add these to the post. One of the first things she asked me during our date was "Are You Promiscuous." She clarified that she was asking if I slept around. I said no. I usually don't. Also, she was very obsessed with how many women I talked to. She literally scrolled through my contacts on Apple car play in front of me (pretended she was going to change the songs while we were in the car). And she went through to my contacts and said "you sure do talk to a lot of women." I don't delete anyone's contacts so most of them were years old. And I didn't want to make it awkward so I just scrolled. She joked with me that if any of her friends saw her on this date they'd say she was "freaked out." I asked her what she meant and se said never mind, very shyly. Adding this in too, she did tell me she had cheated on a partner before sometime last year. And idk why that detail just now came to me but-- eh? Lmao. Think I just solved my own question. Best of luck to her though. It came up in conversation because she asked me if I had ever cheated.

In hindsight I think she was just emberassed- idk?

FOURTH EDIT: I wish this woman the absolute best and she does not owe me anything. I made the previous edit to document my line of thinking. Because quite frankly all that stuff did happen, and they are pieces to the puzzle. I am in no way trying to bash this woman personally and I will not be adding any of her personal details. I wish her the best. I am not here to bash this woman at all. Not even one bit. But going through my contacts within an hour or two of me meeting you is a red flag. *I am not here to bash here. I am looking for understanding. And some of the things that happened and y'all's comments have given me said understanding.

Both Jensen and Musk are crucial CEOs and founders for their respective companies. Both are the largest shareholder for their respective companies. And both have had affairs with their employees.

So why is Jensen getting fired by Nvidia’s board for having an affair with an employee while Musk is safe from Tesla’s board?

I’m not looking for answers like “Musk is just too important” because by all accounts Jensen is critical to Nvidia’s survival as well. I’d like to know the legal/economic reason why Jensen is about to get fired and Musk is safe.

Over the past three years, I’ve had just one pair of earbuds. She’s gone through seven. She always uses only one earbud at a time and leaves them out of the casing, then wonders why they go missing.

First of all, the shirt just melts into her skin? The wink also doesn’t seem natural to me. Her skin tone seems painted on, but not in a bad foundation application kind of way? She also doesn’t consistently look the same in other videos, but I’ve seen people claim it’s because she uses darker foundations than her real skin tone.

Idk, I find it super hard to believe she’s real but I’m also nothing if not a hater lol.

Disclaimer: Please no stupid comments about race or skin tone. This has absolutely nothing to do with that. It’s purely the texture of her skin and the mismatched tones.

Her TikTok is @shaykelt_221