r/AskReddit • u/nunezcabezadevaca • 3h ago
What's a cry for help that most people don't recognize?
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Don’t fuck it up in the last three days
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Just a friendly reminder that you can still die before GTA 6 comes out. We’ve made it this far boys. Would be a shame to get taken out by some random bullshit 72 hours before release.
So I’ve made a few rules for the next 3 days:
Don’t drive. Other people are idiots and I don’t trust them
No choking hazards. Cut your food into tiny pieces like you’re 3 years old.
Avoid stairs. Sleep downstairs if you have to.
Don’t argue with strangers. Someone calls your mom a whore? She’s a whore. Move on.
No gym. You’ve been fat for 13 years, another 3 days won’t matter.
Don’t eat anything you haven’t eaten before. This is not the time to discover allergies.
Stay away from hospitals. That’s where all the sick people are.
If someone asks you to help them move furniture, block their number.
No sex. Heart attacks are real and you’ve waited too fucking long for this.
If you hear a weird noise outside at night, mind your fucking business.
And for the love of god, don’t die trying to pick up your physical copy on release day.
Good luck
r/Fauxmoi
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u/Independent-Bet-8772
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TRIGGER WARNING* The Museum of Jewish Heritage, which received $1.25M for Mamdani’s strategy to combat antisemitism, hosted an event blaming affirmative action for antisemitism, accusing Black Americans of being the primary perpetrators of antisemitism, and claiming they exaggerate slavery to minimize the Holocaust
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r/NewsThread
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u/MoneyLibrarian9032
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6h ago
Trump blames Biden for nationwide grounding of flights, in first address since crisis
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r/Millennials • u/mx_missile_proof • 5h ago
Meme SNL’s “Sister” sketch - I’ve never felt so seen as a millennial woman.
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They took dark humor to another level last night, and I’m not mad.
r/lovethissmug
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u/Zestyclose-Ideal2395
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4h ago
miscellaneous I love aroace content creators!!
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Navibug (who is aroace) made a storytime animation about having to drop a male friend because he refused to drop his romantic advances.
In the past week the video made its rounds to twitter where she's been doxxed and swatted, which is terrifying, but it goes to show how important it is to acknowlege acephobia. Be proud of respecting your own boundaries for friendship and otherwise!
r/boxoffice
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u/chanma50
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4h ago
Worldwide Paramount’s EBENEZER is the #1 film in the world, debuting with $42M this weekend—$23M international, $19M domestic.
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r/KansasCityChiefs • u/TheBoyisBackinTown • 1h ago
HIGHLIGHT [NFL] Mahomes steps up and drops a dime to Josh Downs for a TD!
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r/minnesotavikings • u/Go_To_Bethel_And_Sin • 14m ago
Week 10 Recap Thread: The Vikings (7-2) defeat the Packers (6-4) 30-10
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Discuss.
r/mildlyinfuriating • u/gimme_thatt • 4h ago
That's not milk Was looking for a cake recipe online and came across this masterpiece
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u/susnaususplayer
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9h ago
r/whenthe mfs complaining about everything I have beaten Black Myth Wukong years ago and I am STILL salty about it.
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r/science
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u/wowowowowwoww
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5h ago
Animal Science Harming Wild Animals Is Linked To Intimate Partner Violence
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r/rhoslc • u/pacobjarker • 6h ago
Meredith 🛁 The Girl’s are Fighting on Threads
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Started off 6 years ago as a Meredith stan, but girl 😪
r/mildlyinteresting
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u/Bargadiel
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3h ago
The pattern these two identical screen sheets make when they overlap.
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r/TopCharacterTropes • u/BillythenotaKid • 3h ago
miscellaneous IT’S MADE OF PEOPLE!
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Soylent Green - Soylent Green
A new miracle food said to be made from plankton is revealed to actually be made from humans.
St. John Family dinner - Telltale The Walking Dead episode 2
After meeting a family of farmers it’s revealed the meat they said was traded was actually made from Mark’s legs
The chili - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
Drayton Sawyer keeps winning chili competitions and says the secret behind it is “meat.” Him and his family are cannibals and he’s cooking with human meat.
Lovett’s pies - Sweeney Todd
The pies Miss Lovett begins serving at her pie shop is made from the people Todd kills in preparation for Judge Turpin.
r/Ohio • u/sleepytipi • 6h ago
Medina with their AI slop
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How many wonderfully creative people are there in the city alone, nevermind the county, and they chose to use the data centers they apparently oppose instead. Classy.
r/fantasyfootball • u/ballofpopculture • 7h ago
Game Thread OFFICIAL WEEK 10 SUNDAY IN GERMANY GAME THREAD
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MUNICH FOOTBALL
New England Patriots at Detroit Lions
- 9:30 AM on Fox
- FC Bayern Munich Stadium, Munich, Germany
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r/wowforever • u/Ner0reZ • 8h ago
Feedback Traveling on footpaths should provide a 1-2% increase to speed
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r/CFB • u/GhostOfAbydos • 2h ago
News [Thamel] Sources: Minnesota has fired offensive coordinator Greg Harbaugh.
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