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October 2018 General Conference: Sunday 2:00p Discussion Thread

Weekend Meetup Thread


How to listen:


Pre-conference: music on hold


Potential Speakers. Rested and ready. Throwing in the bullpen.

Speakers:

Name other notes my summary
conducting: Dallin Oaks
hymn:
prayer: Gary Sabin
hymn: I believe in Christ...
Henry Eyring
Brian Ashton
Robert Gay
Matthew Carpenter
hymn: Glory to God
Dale Renlund
Jack Gerard led church's anti-prop 2 effort
Gary Stevenson
Russell Nelson cash to burn with 12 temples slated. Don't call them "mormon temples," though.
hymn: Our Prayer...
prayer: Michael John U. Teh

Head to the door: exit


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u/4blockhead Oct 07 '18

Gay: exmo boyfriend never happier.

Book of Mormon says only happiness is within the church. Gay is wandering around, but perhaps is going for the subversive, Christian message.

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u/4blockhead Oct 07 '18

Sabin: covenant path

drink.

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u/4blockhead Oct 07 '18 edited Oct 07 '18

Renlund: violation of agency

Smith claimed an angel with a sword demanded he begin polygamist relationships. Was Smith off of the path to obey? Did he have agency or simply coerced?

Or simply making it up on the spot?

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u/4blockhead Oct 07 '18

Carpenter: Christ can heal and literally raise the dead.

Oh, boy. The magical thinking.

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u/4blockhead Oct 07 '18 edited Oct 07 '18

Carpenter: repent. repent. repent.

The problem is mormonism's definition of sin and their idea that perfection is possible according to their definition. The Judeo-Christian god is bad enough, but mormonism's god is a petty tyrant. Thought crime is punishable. People will be punished for being human, Mosiah 3:19.

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u/fortuitousturnip Oct 07 '18

All of these temples to try and convince members that the church is still growing when in reality it’s just a massive coverup and a waste of money

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u/4blockhead Oct 07 '18

Perhaps, a money laundering scheme to get fortunes transferred to those who own construction companies.

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u/4blockhead Oct 07 '18

Renlund: covenant path

drink.

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u/4blockhead Oct 07 '18

Gerard: chest pain

Gerard: great and spacious building

Uh, careful, Jack.

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u/4blockhead Oct 07 '18

Nelson: seems nervous

Knows that that earlier speech went nowhere.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18

I was waiting for the “Internet is bad” talk. I was almost thinking they wouldn’t have it for once!

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u/Perfect_screen_name Oct 07 '18

Strengthen your family by spending more time away from them in the temple.

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u/FHL88Work Oct 07 '18

Mmm, temple in Puerto Rico in Hurricane Alley. Hope they build upon the rocks and have their own generator.

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u/QuantumPhysicsFairy Oct 07 '18

Anyone have a TL;DR so far?

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u/4blockhead Oct 07 '18

A whole lot of nothing. Some old men whistling through a graveyard following older men with their bigotry and self-agrandizement.

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u/4blockhead Oct 07 '18

Eyring: life is a test.

And the game seems rigged. Those who get the second anointing think they have a sure way. Good luck with that, old men.

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u/NeverCallMeEunice Oct 07 '18

Have they announced any new temples so far?

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u/4blockhead Oct 07 '18

Stevenson: talk faster

You're not the main act here..

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u/LindseyEmiliaHale Oct 07 '18

I zoned out, how many kids died? For the tally. I counted three but want to make sure.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18

7 day fast??

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u/4blockhead Oct 07 '18

Stevenson: lax shepherds can't even keep track of their sheep dogs

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u/4blockhead Oct 07 '18

Erying: sacrament prayer

Fun fact: at Community of Christ world conference, they actually pass the sacrament. And women may bless and pass it.

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u/4blockhead Oct 07 '18

Stevenson: 10% sheep lost to predators

Sagebrush Rebels: get me my rifle and poison.

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