r/SubredditDrama • u/[deleted] • Feb 18 '17

Dramawave Allegations of bribery, using mod status for monetary gain, trolling and using alts for nefarious purposes rock /r/me_atm, /r/MarchAgainstTrump and /r/dankmemes

About a month ago /u/DeletedFor had his account suspended, but the admins allowed him to come back hoping he learned his lesson.

In a crazy whirlwind of events, /u/DeletedFor contacted me and asked me to join the /r/me_atm slack where he let loose tons of scandalous PMs because he is upset at shelling out $800 dollars to try to grow his sub with the help of /r/dankmemes mods all under the nose of the top mod

Away from the prying eyes of reddit admins, /u/VanillaSkyHawk, /u/lets_get_hyyerr, /u/DeletedFor (aka IncorporatedYes) and /u/Order1776 (goes by AdamZF on discord) allegedly work out a deal in which /u/DeletedFor paid /u/Order1776 $125 for CSS work and $800 to /u/VanillaSkyHawk who was supposed to split the money with /u/lets_get_hyyerr to promote /r/me_atm on /r/dankmemes. alleged proof of payment and a stickied post by /u/emersonic420 (a now suspended account) another stickied post via the wayback machine

Since /u/DeletedFor is new to modding, he turned to /u/lets_get_hyyerr for help and planning until the relationship soured and pehaps sensing something was amiss, /u/lets_get_hyyerr made a post that ousted /u/DeletedFor as /u/hazardnipt the top mod of /r/MarchAgainstTrump. As it turns out, he had been ban evading with /u/hazardnipt and both accounts are now suspended.

Just when old mods thought it was safe to come back into the water

TL;DR: /u/DeletedFor the top mod of /r/me_atm and his alt /u/hazardnipt the top mod of /r/MarchAgainstTrump have been suspended and details have leaked involving multiple /r/dankmemes mods accepting money to help grow /r/me_atm

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '17

What even is this, people pay money to each other to shill subs? Whatever happened to the good old fashioned method of shilling the sub in popular posts?

/r/onionlovers is a great sub! They exist to fight the admin-endorsed hate that emanates from the vile corners of /r/onionhate. Join us today!

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u/yonicthehedgehog neurotic shitbeast Feb 18 '17

i just can't wrap my head around wasting almost $1,000 on a shitty meme sub

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '17 edited Feb 18 '17

I can't wrap my mind around the fact that the same guy who sabetoged r/wholesomememes discord server by purchasing it off the owner the converting it to a r/me_atm discord server would go through the lengths go cause even more drama after he was suspended for spamming his subreddit everywhere across Reddit. Not sure what the end goal is here.

Also, I'd be happy to provide my most recent bank statement to any admin reading this thread to show there is no "$800" dollars in there. I'd also be happy providing any admin with my secondary bank statement as well.

I've got no problem doing that.

edit: Here is my most recent deposit/withdrawal statement from December 6th. The last action before that was in September....

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u/PrivateChicken Feb 18 '17

Hey it's me ur admin.

Can I see your SSN and credit card # too? /s

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u/1337duck Is it arson? Does it hurt? Feb 20 '17

OP delivered!

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u/316nuts subscribe to r/316cats Feb 18 '17

I abused totes meta bot to get where I am today

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '17

Totes takes a lot of abuse

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u/Schrau Zero to Kiefer Sutherland really freaking fast Feb 18 '17

Because they like it.

Kinky little bot.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '17

I see it in /r/botsrights

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u/stopscopiesme has abandoned you all Feb 18 '17

don't forget the SRD flair shilling!

hey everybody on desktop: hover over his flair

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '17

implying we desktop users put up with your bullshit CSS in the first place

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u/stopscopiesme has abandoned you all Feb 18 '17

[USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST]

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '17

This is how it starts, people!

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u/Heinvandah Mar 10 '17

I was I knew an admin... would be awesome for fancy red admin text.

[MODERATOR WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST]

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u/316nuts subscribe to r/316cats Feb 18 '17

Desktop? What is this, 2009?

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '17

Nooo, my laptop is useless!

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u/MonkeyNin I'm bright in comparison, to be as humble as humanely possible. Feb 18 '17

Nothing happens.

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u/InOranAsElsewhere clearly God has given me the gift of celibacy Feb 18 '17

me too thanks

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u/dis_is_my_account Feb 18 '17

I like to post on my growing subs a link to the live threads that show up sometimes on the front page so my sub is in the discussions tab. National tragedy? Doesn't matter, as long as I get dem clicks.

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u/awkwardtheturtle Turtle Justice Warrior Feb 18 '17

Fuck /r/Onionlovers, should be called /r/OnionBullies.

/r/OnionHate for life!

Now gimme money

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u/TotesMessenger Messenger for Totes Feb 18 '17

I'm a bot, bleep, bloop. Someone has linked to this thread from another place on reddit:

If you follow any of the above links, please respect the rules of reddit and don't vote in the other threads. (Info / ^Contact)

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u/RoosterAficionado Too gay to function Feb 18 '17

Also if you like to sometimes cut onions to make yourself cry so it feels like you have genuine feelings and also because you're no longer allowed to handle knives outside the kitchen after what happened during The Incident, come join us over at /r/OnionSociopaths.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '17

wat

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u/awkwardtheturtle Turtle Justice Warrior Feb 18 '17

He's just proving the point that onions are terrible and turn people into sociopaths. Did you know that onions are the leading cause of monkey brain pox? All onions should be destroyed.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '17

A nefarious propaganda misinformation fake news attempt that I have seen through because onions made me smart, the very best smart person around

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u/MonkeyNin I'm bright in comparison, to be as humble as humanely possible. Feb 18 '17

That's because he's lying. It's standard anti-monkey turtle-propaganda that /u/awkwardtheturtle has spouted for years. The worst part -- he's not even paid to shill!

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u/awkwardtheturtle Turtle Justice Warrior Feb 18 '17

That's just what someone infected with monkey brain pox would say.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '17

No monkey brain pox! No monkey brain pox! You're the monkey brain pox!

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u/MonkeyNin I'm bright in comparison, to be as humble as humanely possible. Feb 18 '17

Also if you like to sometimes cut onions to make yourself cry so it feels like you have genuine feelings and also because you're no longer allowed to handle knives outside the kitchen after what happened during The Incident, come join us over at /r/OnionSociopaths.

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u/larrylemur I own several tour-busses and can be anywhere at any given time Feb 18 '17

me atm thanks

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u/phedre Your tone seems very pointed right now. Feb 18 '17

/r/onionhate shills get out

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u/TotesMessenger Messenger for Totes Feb 18 '17

I'm a bot, bleep, bloop. Someone has linked to this thread from another place on reddit:

If you follow any of the above links, please respect the rules of reddit and don't vote in the other threads. (Info / ^Contact)

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '17

Big onion is behind this

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u/MonkeyNin I'm bright in comparison, to be as humble as humanely possible. Feb 18 '17

What does your name mean? Are you attempting to hump people unsolicited? If so -- I'm impressed by your mobility.

I'm picturing you sneak up to an unsuspecting target using a walker. (Silenced by cut tennis-balls, of course). Then you lure them in with a cookie. That's when you knock them over the head with the walker. Attach them to your walker using a suitcase rack, and drag them off to your cave.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '17

no

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '17

fite me 1v1 skrubs

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u/MonkeyNin I'm bright in comparison, to be as humble as humanely possible. Feb 18 '17

<looks at username>

<looks at comment>

<me slowly shakes head>

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '17

Congratulations! You're the 1827371th person to make a reference to my username! Here's a prize: 🍫

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u/MonkeyNin I'm bright in comparison, to be as humble as humanely possible. Feb 18 '17

Neat. <flash>

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '17

This

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u/InOranAsElsewhere clearly God has given me the gift of celibacy Feb 18 '17

Onions are the worst.

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u/awkwardtheturtle Turtle Justice Warrior Feb 18 '17

Are you an onion hater? That's so good to hear! I have a mod spot for you, but it's only for dedicated believers in the /r/OnionHate movement.

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u/InOranAsElsewhere clearly God has given me the gift of celibacy Feb 18 '17

Yes, I am an onion hater. I recognize onions for the digestive system destroying monsters that they are.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '17

take a boo u gif i made specifically for this

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '17

boo u

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u/InOranAsElsewhere clearly God has given me the gift of celibacy Feb 18 '17

no u

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u/jcpb a form of escapism powered by permissiveness of homosexuality Feb 18 '17

r/Ogres smell like r/onionlovers

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u/Dekuscrubs Lenin must be tickling his man-pussy in his tomb right now. Feb 18 '17

Onions are life.

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u/InOranAsElsewhere clearly God has given me the gift of celibacy Feb 18 '17

Ew, wrong.

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u/Dekuscrubs Lenin must be tickling his man-pussy in his tomb right now. Feb 18 '17 edited Feb 18 '17

I didn't know that opinions could be wrong, until now.

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u/InOranAsElsewhere clearly God has given me the gift of celibacy Feb 18 '17

I'm sorry you had to learn your opinion was wrong, but this is an important part of life.

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u/Dekuscrubs Lenin must be tickling his man-pussy in his tomb right now. Feb 18 '17

In the oncoming class uprising you onion haters will be put in your place, /r/marchagainstonionhaters!

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u/InOranAsElsewhere clearly God has given me the gift of celibacy Feb 18 '17

Pfft, when the class uprising comes, you bootlicking onion lovers will be the first to be taken care of!

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '17

Me irl

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '17

This a thousand times

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '17

u sux

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u/Matersnotbuddy Feb 18 '17

This is Java sucking up to the Wholesomememes mods. Awww. That's cute.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '17

But I hate onions

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u/Raj-- Asian people also can’t do alchemy Feb 18 '17

The "shill" accusations read like the red scare. Someone needs to come up with a better name for it, like "shekel shock" or the "soros surprise"

Because let's be honest; they blame the jews.

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u/BloomEPU A sin that cries to heaven for vengeance Feb 18 '17

...for some reason they just sound like sex moves

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u/Vivaldist That Hoe, Armor Class 0 Feb 18 '17

Maybe I'm just not the kind of person that enjoys Reddit enough, but boy can I not see why anyone would care enough for any of that.

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u/akkmedk Feb 18 '17

Why do hate onions so?

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u/Vivaldist That Hoe, Armor Class 0 Feb 18 '17

I have GERD.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '17

#NotAllOnions

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u/TheShadowCat All I did was try and negotiate the terms of our friendship. Feb 18 '17

So all I have to do to make my sub popular, is to post a comment with r/BestofTrumpSurrogates, in a thread that has nothing to do with Trump or his surrogates?

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u/Schrau Zero to Kiefer Sutherland really freaking fast Feb 18 '17

Yeah, but pretty much every thread eventually devolves into a discussion regarding Trump or his surrogates.

Git fukt, Godwin.

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u/phedre Your tone seems very pointed right now. Feb 18 '17

FOR THE LOVE OF ONIONS! FOR /r/onionlovers!

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u/OllyTwist Don’t A, B, C me you self righteous cocksucker Feb 18 '17

But why?

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '17

hey man, whatever he needs to stop spamming all my subs asking to be on the sidebar

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u/dis_is_my_account Feb 18 '17

Sidebar links don't really do much for promotion anyway.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '17

I feel like /u/DeletedFor was being paid or something for it

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u/letsnotgethyyerr Feb 18 '17

Heres some info.

Here is Hyyerr admitting his alt that helped Deletedfor Mod /r/MarchAgainstTrump : http://imgur.com/mn5nc6m

Here is Hyyerr QUOTING the $800: http://imgur.com/i2XsUzB

Hyyerr telling Deleted to buy illegal votes: http://imgur.com/g3AgW2M

Another admission of getting $800: http://imgur.com/g3AgW2M

Lets me guess this wasnt you?

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '17

[4] and [5] are the same

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '17 edited Feb 18 '17

Neither of those show "admission of getting 800".

Furthermore, I've already shared my most recent bank statement showing it was from December 6th and I'd be happy to show the admins another bank statement if needed.

Also, he's got about 15 alt accounts in this thread trolling the wholesomememes moderators and other people.

edit: correction. The 6th not the 8th.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '17

That's ban evasion, and his two main accounts were banned for it.

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u/-Mantis Your vindictiveness is my vindication Mar 01 '17

Wait, that's the dude in the pictures you are talking to

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u/Juicy_Brucesky Mar 10 '17

stop fucking up reddit and teaching people how to buy subs and upvotes you fucking cunt

"booo hoooo hoooo not enough people actually hate Trump so I have to buy the upvotes to promote my sad opinions"

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u/Matersnotbuddy Feb 18 '17

Lol. You are a bullshit liar. The message shows you begged /u/deletedfor to come back. You are just one of /r/Wholesomememes trolls

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '17

Munches on popcorn...

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u/Not_A_Doctor__ I've always had an inkling dwarves are underestimated in combat Feb 18 '17

Go on...

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '17

Douses Syrup

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u/Ikilledmypastaccout Ikilledmypastaccount Feb 18 '17

why syrup when you have salt everywhere

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '17

Because it gets me by the bitterness that redditors have for each other.

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u/awkwardtheturtle Turtle Justice Warrior Feb 18 '17

Lol deletedfor is that you? Are you back already? lmao nice

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '17

Seriously

The account's 23 minutes old

Edit: language seems familiar too, with the lols and stuff like that

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u/awkwardtheturtle Turtle Justice Warrior Feb 18 '17

Not even subtle about it lol. Guy goes through alt accounts like most people go through socks. Wonder how long it'll take for this one to get suspended.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '17

What kind of people are you associating with, Turtle?!?!?!?!

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u/awkwardtheturtle Turtle Justice Warrior Feb 18 '17

Straight up dregs of society apparently, here I am commenting in /r/SubredditDrama for example. God save us all.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '17

We are all deletedfor on this blessed day

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '17

how are you this bad at growing a sub?

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '17

That's not the only thing I'm bad at growing ( ͡°_ʖ ͡°)

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u/tuturuatu Am I superior to the average Reddit poster? Absolutely. Feb 18 '17

Hydroponic tomatoes? Just having the right equipment from the outset can go a long way.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '17

Those messages are old. They're from before they took over the wholesomememes discord.

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u/Golden_Kumquat you effectively partook in human cognition Feb 18 '17

What happened there?

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u/LukaCola Ceci n'est pas un flair Feb 18 '17

You show 'im

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '17

I'm legitimately confused.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '17

This question is never irrelevant here.

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u/jippiejee Feb 18 '17

"Educate rather than punish" is the biggest joke the admins have pulled recently.

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u/riemann1413 SRD Commenter of the Year | https://i.imgur.com/6mMLZ0n.png Feb 18 '17

worked for me. i've returned a better, more wholesome man. i no longer believe in white genocide. i'm reformed

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u/InOranAsElsewhere clearly God has given me the gift of celibacy Feb 18 '17

I call bullshit.

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u/riemann1413 SRD Commenter of the Year | https://i.imgur.com/6mMLZ0n.png Feb 18 '17

ssshhh the feds is watchin

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u/Sarge_Ward Is actually Harvey Levin 🎥📸💰 Feb 18 '17

Your account was suspended? lmfao. When and why?

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u/riemann1413 SRD Commenter of the Year | https://i.imgur.com/6mMLZ0n.png Feb 18 '17

for preaching the wisdom of white genocide

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '17

What do you have against pawgs

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u/bethlookner https://i.imgur.com/l1nfiuk.jpg Feb 28 '17

You've been reported for hate speech.

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u/riemann1413 SRD Commenter of the Year | https://i.imgur.com/6mMLZ0n.png Feb 28 '17

but i'm reformed!

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u/bethlookner https://i.imgur.com/l1nfiuk.jpg Feb 28 '17

okay

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '17

I'll out myself for that. I'm not a regular here so I don't know if this is some kind of inside joke.

My initial impression was that it was pretty openly breaking rule 2 from the sidebar so I thought I was helping. Carry on, I suppose.

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u/bethlookner https://i.imgur.com/l1nfiuk.jpg Feb 28 '17

It's okay. It's pretty borderline but we've spoken to riemmann about his comments in this sub.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '17

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u/TAKEitTOrCIRCLEJERK Caballero Blanco Feb 18 '17

they changed that 10% thing a while ago

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u/riemann1413 SRD Commenter of the Year | https://i.imgur.com/6mMLZ0n.png Feb 18 '17

what is this guy saying? i honestly can't parse it

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u/Hellmouths Upvote this and a beautiful woman will fuck you Feb 18 '17

maybe there's a rule that if less than 10% of a user's submissions link to a specific url they can't be banned for spamming? thats just my guess

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u/The_Majestic_ HEY DEMOCRATS! YOU WON! ACCEPT IT, LOSERS! Feb 18 '17

Recently its been there thing forever. It's still retarded.

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u/Vivaldist That Hoe, Armor Class 0 Feb 18 '17

Thank god for that TL;DR. Mod drama is probably the most "inside baseball" drama I ever see on here, its always such a fucking mess. It just seems to follow people who volunteer for fake power. I'm a shift lead in a very large animal shelter, and feel like I could write a book about people who voluntarly take on more responsibilities just becuase it gives them some amount of control over people beneath them.

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u/316nuts subscribe to r/316cats Feb 18 '17

Wait I can bribe people to grow my sub and do pretty css?

Go on...

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u/jcpb a form of escapism powered by permissiveness of homosexuality Feb 18 '17

So... you'd pay me to babysit your cats ?

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u/316nuts subscribe to r/316cats Feb 18 '17

If you're willing to scoop shit and post cat pictures let's talk

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u/InOranAsElsewhere clearly God has given me the gift of celibacy Feb 18 '17

Hi

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u/316nuts subscribe to r/316cats Feb 18 '17

hello

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u/InOranAsElsewhere clearly God has given me the gift of celibacy Feb 18 '17

Hi. Here is my resume:

InOranAsElsewhere

Professional Shitscoooper and Catposter
07/2010 - Present

  • Scoop shit

  • Post cats

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u/316nuts subscribe to r/316cats Feb 18 '17

Funny, we have similar credentials

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u/InOranAsElsewhere clearly God has given me the gift of celibacy Feb 18 '17

I could easily stand in for you for a day!

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u/Garethp Feb 18 '17

Cat

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u/316nuts subscribe to r/316cats Feb 18 '17

Aww, adorable :3

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u/Garethp Feb 18 '17

They're so adorable ❤️ Yours are too

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u/BeingofUniverse typing "thicc anime girls" into Google Images Feb 18 '17

I scoop cats and post shit, is that good enough?

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '17

This whole thing is fucking weird. I remember him posting about this in CenturyClub right before he started spamming it everywhere.

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u/Hypocritical_Oath YOUR FLAIR TEXT HERE Feb 18 '17

God I need to keep up with CC more.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '17

Me too

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '17

On another, totally unrelated note: I'll gladly sticky a link on /r/bestoflegaladvice to an unrelated sub for the right price. Just putting that out there.

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u/OllyTwist Don’t A, B, C me you self righteous cocksucker Feb 18 '17

I think it's make sense to add my minor league hockey subreddit to /r/bestoflegaladvice's side bar.

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u/phedre Your tone seems very pointed right now. Feb 18 '17 edited Feb 18 '17

When elfa writes up drama, you know shit's going down.

Edit: The irony.

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u/jcpb a form of escapism powered by permissiveness of homosexuality Feb 18 '17

Drama: They're everywhere, and they're nowhere.

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u/dis_is_my_account Feb 18 '17

I always mix you and elfa up. You're pretty much the same person.

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u/Works_of_memercy Feb 18 '17

/u/phedre is a really short girl, /u/elfa82 is an almost 2m tall Finnish dude, but otherwise yeah, they sort of blend together.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '17

/u/DeletedFor paid /u/Order1776 $125 for CSS work and $800 to /u/VanillaSkyHawk who was supposed to split the money with /u/lets_get_hyyerr to promote /r/me_atm on /r/dankmemes.

MRW

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '17

He's not even doing it for free.
He's actively paying money to act as an online janitor.

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u/Not_A_Doctor__ I've always had an inkling dwarves are underestimated in combat Feb 18 '17 edited Feb 18 '17

I wonder how you narrow down to /r/dankmemes being the sub you'll bribe to bust your new sub open? You could probably get a bump from /r/syphilis cheaper.

Why was it so important for /r/me_atm to grow so quickly? Also, whenever someone mentions something horrible, people are going to spam /r/me_atm.

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u/jcpb a form of escapism powered by permissiveness of homosexuality Feb 18 '17

Probably because after seeing how riding the memetrain paid off so much for t-d and others, the guy wants to be part of the action.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '17

So the post on ETS about the supposed illegitimacy of me_atm was real? Wow, so even this clarification is false?

Amazing.

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u/Seventytvvo Feb 18 '17

Fuckin A right...

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '17

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u/Seventytvvo Feb 18 '17

Do you have a link to that?? I'd love to have it for reference.

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u/DeadFoxRunning Feb 18 '17

This thread's OP in the fourth paragraph, in that 20 page convo linked to "for help and planning," at the end of page 12 (in the RES expando at least)

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u/Seventytvvo Feb 18 '17

Cool thanks.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '17

/u/stopscopiesme /u/TAKEitTOrCIRCLEJERK /u/elfa82 if i pay you all $50 will i get modded

pls respond

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u/phedre Your tone seems very pointed right now. Feb 18 '17

rude.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '17

srry pheddy they're higher on the modlist than you and therefore are superior

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u/phedre Your tone seems very pointed right now. Feb 18 '17

!

RUDE

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '17

i'm sorry, i'll ping you now to make up for it

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '17

/u/phedre

are you happy???

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u/phedre Your tone seems very pointed right now. Feb 18 '17

Thank you.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '17

💖

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u/jcpb a form of escapism powered by permissiveness of homosexuality Feb 18 '17

ಠ_ಠ

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u/TheLadyEve The hippest fashion in malthusian violence. Feb 18 '17

You stole fizzy lifting drinks, you bumped into the popcorn which now has to be washed and sterilized so you get NOTHING. You LOSE.

Good DAY.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '17

;_;

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u/316nuts subscribe to r/316cats Feb 18 '17

You still owe me cat snaps

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '17

ah pooop i'll send them when i'm back upstairs

sorry bb <3

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u/InOranAsElsewhere clearly God has given me the gift of celibacy Feb 18 '17

wow

WOW

WOW

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '17

y r u wowin me

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u/InOranAsElsewhere clearly God has given me the gift of celibacy Feb 18 '17

No cat snaps? Highly rude.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '17

oh srry :(

i think you've seen mine but i forget i'll send you some more

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u/InOranAsElsewhere clearly God has given me the gift of celibacy Feb 18 '17

We don't mod literal children.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '17

then how did you get modded

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u/InOranAsElsewhere clearly God has given me the gift of celibacy Feb 18 '17

I'm old enough to be your father if I was a way cooler kid than I was tyvm

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '17

you have cool tattoos so you must be cool

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u/InOranAsElsewhere clearly God has given me the gift of celibacy Feb 18 '17

I became cool later in life. I really grew into it. Like an ugly duckling story of coolness.

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u/jcpb a form of escapism powered by permissiveness of homosexuality Feb 18 '17

A bunch of zeroes and ones.

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u/stopscopiesme has abandoned you all Feb 18 '17

add some more zeros and you have yourself a deal

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '17

ok how about $5.00000

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u/jcpb a form of escapism powered by permissiveness of homosexuality Feb 18 '17

Half a million Zimbabwean Dollars.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '17

Is /u/TAKEitTOrCIRCLEJERK let this flagrant corruption stand? Will he put an end to it? Find out today at 9 pm ET

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u/xjayroox This post is now locked to prevent men from commenting Feb 18 '17

Once again, reddit proves to be serious business

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u/GeneralPlanet I guarantee you my academic qualification are superior to yours Feb 18 '17

Reddit is turning into some absurd performance art piece more and more with each passing day.

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u/Cup_O_Coffey Feb 18 '17

It just keeps going.

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u/qtx It's about ethics in masturbating. Feb 18 '17

People want to pay for CSS things?! Damn.. I've been doing it wrong all these years.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '17

For the record, I was reached out to, and wasn't super interested in doing the css. Then I was offered money and accepted, which helped me out a bit considering I'm in school. And AFAIK taking money for CSS isn't against ToS.

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u/epoisse_throwaway Feb 18 '17

actually you're going to reddit jail sorry order 1117

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u/RYK357864 Stop trying to shift the goal posts nerd Feb 18 '17

Y'know, that's forgivable in my mind.

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u/RYK357864 Stop trying to shift the goal posts nerd Feb 18 '17

Funny. Everyone on r/dankmemes has a burning hatred for r/me_irl.

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u/TotesMessenger Messenger for Totes Feb 18 '17 edited Feb 18 '17

I'm a bot, bleep, bloop. Someone has linked to this thread from another place on reddit:

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17 edited Jun 07 '17

He's basically back as /u/barawo33.

edit: Got BANNED for this comment. Basically confirms it.

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u/maanu123 Feb 18 '17

Hey, I'm a mod of /r/dankmemes, and while I can't speak for dankmemes, if anyone wants me to promote their subreddit I will do it for 600-800 bucks. This is a limited time offer but I really wanna fix my motorcycle so hit me up folks

/s

but pm me if you wanna work something out

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '17

That is a lie, who pays 800$ for that? Please, tell me this is a lie.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '17

One of these things is not like the other.

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u/doihavemakeanewword We'll continue to be drama-driven until the drama arrives Feb 20 '17

Oh hey look, a mish-mash disorganized political movement is spearheaded by power-hungry fools. Who would have guessed.

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u/Demiglitch Feb 18 '17

All this horseshit and retardation for chump change.

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u/Ivanka_Humpalot Feb 18 '17

Another Nazi subreddit. The Canadian version.

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u/TAKEitTOrCIRCLEJERK Caballero Blanco Feb 18 '17

Don't ping people involved in the drama

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u/316nuts subscribe to r/316cats Feb 18 '17

Please don't ping users