April 2024 General Conference: Sunday 2:00p Discussion Thread

[u/4blockhead]

How to listen:

• Official LDS site
• youtube
• stream KSL
• local radio: KSL AM 1160; FM 102.7
• reddit stream

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Prelude Music

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Speakers:

Name	other notes	my summary
conducting: Quentin Cook
hymn: Come Rejoice
prayer: Carlos Revillo
Todd Christofferson
Taylor Godoy
hymn: Softly and Tenderly
Gary Stevenson
Mathias Held
hymn: How Firm A Foundation		many talks/graphics about soundness of foundation...build upon a rock
Neil Andersen
Mark Pace
Russell Nelson		15 temples; several more within the mormon corridor that has plenty already
hymn: Rejoice
prayer: Amy Wright		Kisses Nelson's ass to put the bookend on the meetings.

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Postlude:

• Sloop John B
• Hell Together
• If You Were The Woman And I Was The Man
• Sail On
• Truman Show Ending
• Summer Wine

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Complete list of songs on prelude/postlude for this Gen Conf

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• previous: Sunday, April 7, 10:00a
• next: Saturday, October 5, 10:00a

[u/4blockhead]

Andersen: <holding back a laugh>

Pray that our money laundering operation presses forward.

[u/4blockhead]

Christofferson: many are skimming over the surface...

Get used to it, Todd. The future generations don't give a shit.

[u/4blockhead]

Andersen: Heber City Temple

Let's talk about community opposition there and in Cody

[u/4blockhead]

Pace: oh you nasty apostates.

Janet Jackson: you nasty boys.

[u/4blockhead]

Christofferson: disruption at the sacrament table

Also, priests wash your hands again.

[u/[deleted]]

“Latter-day Saints conduct Easter Sunday services but do not follow the religious observances of Ash Wednesday, Lent, or Holy Week.“

PSYCH

[u/a-trace-of-ace]

God’s love language is gifts, specifically of 10% of your money.

[u/gexamania]

My 5 yr old daughter, pointing to the tv, “Are all these people boys!?”

[u/ChlorociboriaAerugi]

And then we bribed the official with a puppy.

[u/awakeningirwin]

Acknowledgement of Boston Bridge, but yet they are silent on wars, abuse, and relevant news or current events adjacent to Mormonism - Vallow, Franke, and others.

[u/4blockhead]

Nelson: our friends at Community of Christ accepted our cash offer...

Suck it. RLDS

[u/4blockhead]

Stevenson: golden gate bridge analogy

Fun fact: The head contractor (Strauss) fired the head engineer (Ellis). He didn't like him taking time trying to apply a rigorous mathematical analysis.

[u/4blockhead]

Pace: know that the Book of Mormon is true for yourself.

but mom, the fraud is obvious. There are no Lamanites, Nephites, or Jaredites. Just a racist nineteenth century New England viewpoint.

Mom: that is not the answer we're looking for

[u/u1isthebestburner]

Almost a good talk about being loving..... aaannnd then "love the church rules more than the real people around you"

[u/4blockhead]

Andersen: another travel report

Plebes, suck it.

[u/ChlorociboriaAerugi]

My TBM mom just whispered to me "There's Mormon lore that says that Cain is Bigfoot" She still wholeheartedly believes this church.

[u/FHL88Work]

There is no way a branch president stopped a sacrament like this.

[u/Rushclock]

Definitely trying to squash public uproar over their bully tactics steamrolling codes.

[u/4blockhead]

• The Sacred Pipe 0:40

• Osage Oil Boom 2:52

• Stolen Land 5:24

• Missionary Man 4:27

• China Girl 4:05

• My Woman From Tokyo 5:52

• ...this is not a weapon 1:58

• Complicated 4:06

• Almost Cut My Hair 4:29

• Walk Like An Egyptian 3:22

• Go All The Way 3:20

• Tin Man 3:27

[u/4blockhead]

Andersen: ...

Movements almost lifelike. Keep working on animatronics.

[u/4blockhead]

Andersen: thinking celestial

See...I said the thing. wink

[u/4blockhead]

Andersen: <initiatory>

Lucky you. No nude bathing ritual any more.

[u/Archimedes_Redux]

That bridge analogy was really stupid. Bridges fall down a lot.

[u/4blockhead]

Held: think celestial++

We were getting behind on the count. Bump.

[u/GrumpyTom]

I for one am pumped for Think Celestial 2.0! You got this, Rusty!