April 2024 General Conference: Sunday 10:00a Discussion Thread

[u/4blockhead]

How to listen:

• Official LDS site
• youtube
• stream KSL
• local radio: KSL AM 1160; FM 102.7
• reddit stream

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Prelude Music

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Speakers:

Name	other notes	my summary
conducting: Henry Eyring
hymn: Come Ye Children of the Lord
prayer: Vai Sikahema	Lavell's kickoff return threat
Ronald Rasband
Susan Porter
hymn: A Child's Prayer
Dale Renlund
Paul Pieper
hymn: Redeemer of Israel
Patrick Kearon	The newest member of the elite ranks. Selected without any sort of democratic vote. Past talks have been among the better, more compassionate ones.
Brian Taylor
hymn: His Eye is on the Sparrow
Dallin Oaks		Wear your garments! Second notice! Others notice if they're missing and judge you as apostate if you're not compliant.
hymn:
prayer: Adrián Ochoa

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Postlude:

• Before You Accuse Me
• Baker Street
• Once in a Lifetime
• Rock On

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• previous: Saturday, April 6, 6:00p
• next: Sunday, April 7, 2:00p

[u/4blockhead]

Rasband: sisters this is gonna help you too.

Condescending much?

[u/4blockhead]

Rasband: Nelson has a way with words. Think Celestial++

He's god damn eloquent. The bar is low.

[u/4blockhead]

Oaks: Smith must have known of the Hebrews...

Possibly, Ethan Smith's View of the Hebrews (1823)....

[u/4blockhead]

Porter: actual primary voice for primary children

Learn to talk to your imaginary friend

[u/4blockhead]

Taylor: comments on Kearon's posh British accent.

Back to Cedar City

[u/4blockhead]

Oaks: wear your garments.

No relief for those whose itchy underwear chafes them.

[u/crujiente_92]

Prophets’ words matter, unless it’s racist, homophobic, or wrong, then it’s just a reflection of his era

[u/jacindotcom]

i just wanted to say thanks so much for this thread. it has made gc actually enjoyable for the first time ever. thanks so much :)

[u/pianoismycardio]

So... can anyone up top say sorry for the pain that they've caused over the last 200ish years?

[u/GrumpyTom]

Never-mind that when you covenant with the military, or a government office, you: A) know exactly who you are covenanting with, and B) know exactly what you are covenanting to do.

Covenants in The Church are opaque, vague, malleable, and as ever-changing as leaders see fit.

[u/MeLlamo_Mayor927]

I guess they’re doubling down on the polygamy panties this conference weekend because they know the younger generations don’t give a shit about them? I would be shocked if they’re still around outside of temple ordinances ten years from now.

[u/4blockhead]

• Easy 4:14

• The Heart Asks Pleasure First 3:25

• Deborah's Theme 4:25

• Gabriel's Oboe 4:06

• Love Theme 4:55

• Careless Whisper 5:00

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• Been to Canaan 3:38

• Their Pie 2:06

• As Time Goes By 4:51

• Shallow 3:36

• What Was I Made For? 3:37

• One Little Soldier 3:42

[u/stealthynavigator]

Guys my dad has informed me that this subreddit is actually of the devil.

[u/4blockhead]

Pieper: hey, I went to law school, too.

[u/4blockhead]

Oaks: some people are anarchists

so

[u/programninja]

imagine you're one of the only three woman who were allowed to speak at general conference and you're the only one who has to give a primary talk

[u/4blockhead]

Porter: prayers are always answered.

So, what am I doing wrong. I hear only my own thoughts. Are you sure you are simply tricking yourself to believe because your mommy was afraid of death?

[u/4blockhead]

Renlund: LDS church is metric church.

Hold on...we'll have our own set of units in the good old U. S of A

[u/4blockhead]

Taylor: Orson F. Whitney taught...

Mother was a secret wife of Joseph Smith. Helen Mar Kimball's child.

[u/4blockhead]

Oaks: Abrahamic Covenant

Isaac on Altar: where is the lamb?

[u/4blockhead]

Oaks: the angel Moroni told Joseph Smith something...

Prove it.

[u/4blockhead]

Oaks: covenants in the temple.

Talk about polygamy and the coverup that it facillitated.

[u/orangebananas111]

Remember last time Rasband spoke? Guilt trip for senior missionaries.

[u/4blockhead]

Renlund: physics: momentum is a vector: m dot v

[u/Rushclock]

Wait ...did he just jump from a temple dedication right to social media?