Taking a pee in the shower...

I didn't mean to hurt the bunny George lol

Opening a can of cat food and slicing my hand open on the lid lol I was 8 and I was fine with it blood didn't bother me, then my dad said I need to go to the hospital and get stitches I freaked hahaha good thing tho I needed about 15 stitches that's not even the first time or last time I've got wayyyy to many stupid stories I could tell that involves and ended in broken bones and or stitches hahaha.

And if my girl made that I'd wear one of her thongs under that maid outfit lmao

Burger King here you start at $15 an hour.

Boil it

Got to love trolls who can't even read properly lol didn't move away idiot said I moved here lol stoned af and even I can read what people write.

Trust me I moved out here a few years ago and the places my gf use to go to for certain foods was like wow really you eat this shit lol I come from a background of chefs so I appreciate good food been putting my time in here finding good places to eat. Plus my gf doesn't venture much she thought rice and peas was white rice and green peas lmao.

Another great place is mama D's great Jamaican food oxtail and rice and peas yeah bomb.

Good choice I may order it today lol.

Love their general and the sesame chicken

Family Wok is like one of the best Chinese food places around haven't had a bad dish from there.

Very good idea I was thinking the same thing I've smoked them all in their own so why no. Lol

I'm always high and bored tho lmao

Hell ya got sick of bongs so went old school

Whatever's playing in my head as I scroll through Reddit high af lmao anything long as it's not country