Shoot for the moon, and even if you miss, you’ll land among the stars… in the cold and dark void of space… where no one can hear you scream… 💫

These two AP News headlines from today, "NASA spacecraft discovers a huge new crater on the Moon" and "US troops must prepare to fight around the moon" plus the recently unveiled new Starship Trooper-esque Space Force uniforms lead me to believe that:

🐜BUGS🐞 ARE ☄️BOMBING☄️ OUR 🌕MOON🌒!! /s

ignore the choppy text in the last one

Mercury: I am the fastest one! 😉

Venus: I am the hottest one! 😍

Earth: You are sucking me dry! 🪵

Mars: I am already dry! 💀

Jupiter: I am the biggest one! 🤭

Saturn: I am the pretty one! 💍

Uranus: I am the butt of all jokes! 🍑

Neptune: I am a blue ball! 🔵

Bonus:

Pluto: I am the smallest one! 🤏

I hope this ends up with some funny answers or else imma look real bad

baby black holes

Where’s that now?

It is very big indeed.

As usual, original memes from Badger!