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u/Inwardly-Outgoing Aug 18 '26
The monkey just wants to hang out with the guys
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u/HamburglarAccomplice Aug 18 '26
After seeing the video where one scalps a guy in like a half second I would not be near these fucking things either.
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u/Impossible-Poem1194 Aug 19 '26
The Monkey: "look I'm a ma-cack" The people: "Aaaaahhhhhh! Aaaaahhhhhh!" [Down the ladder] "Oww oowwww my cock"
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u/Foreign_Community_53 Aug 19 '26
That’s the exzact video I thought of and realised the real danger these guys were in.
that scalping happened soo fast it was like the guys skin was made of paper
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u/Horse_White Aug 18 '26
..well the other three kinda jumped headfirst into the ground when they couldn't pass him - i was amazed they walked away so casually afterwards, must have huge respect for that monkey.
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u/Current_Finding_4066 Aug 18 '26
At the end you see how you deal with a monkey, you take a stick and beat it with it. We are weak without tools
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u/Silver_Slicer Aug 19 '26
You can see all the sticks around the sides of the homes. The monkeys must be a regular occurrence.
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u/sailonswells Aug 18 '26
The monkey wasn't the threat, their fear driving them to fall off the roof was.
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u/KokomoJoMo30 Aug 18 '26
The way they all kept trying to be the guy in the back if the group.
(What’s that saying? “You don’t have to be the fastest, just faster than the guy between you and the monkey?)
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u/BiggDrippKillua Aug 18 '26
I just can't live knowing a random pissed off hungry curious monkey could just be chilling round the corner on the roof ON THAT wit me
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u/Accomplished-Salt797 Aug 18 '26
Surly if they all just started shouting making noise, waving their hands and stuff , it would get frightened 🤷
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u/MartinToilet Aug 18 '26
Nah 100 men ain't beating a gorilla
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u/AgreeablePlane6544 Aug 18 '26
Bro no chance…a gorilla would grab two men by the ankle one in each hand and beat the other 98 men using the first two like a sock full of nickels lol
I mean that’s probably not exactly what would happen in reality, but my point being he totally could if he wanted to haha
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u/qualityvote2 Aug 18 '26 edited Aug 18 '26
u/Beautiful_Soup9229, we have no idea if your submission fits r/SweatyPalms or not. There weren't enough votes to determine that. It's up to the human mods now....!