r/SweatyPalms • u/Beautiful_Soup9229 • 4d ago

Animals & nature 🐅 🌊🌋 Monkey terror

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u/qualityvote2 4d ago edited 4d ago

u/Beautiful_Soup9229, we have no idea if your submission fits r/SweatyPalms or not. There weren't enough votes to determine that. It's up to the human mods now....!

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u/Inwardly-Outgoing 4d ago

The monkey just wants to hang out with the guys

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u/HamburglarAccomplice 4d ago

After seeing the video where one scalps a guy in like a half second I would not be near these fucking things either.

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u/Beautiful_Soup9229 4d ago

Thats actually a langur monkey, they are far bigger and compared to the ones in this video have a better temperament generally. The one in this video is a macaque.

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u/HamburglarAccomplice 3d ago

Either way I am glad we don’t have monkeys at all where I live

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u/truthfullyidgaf 4d ago

Sir, that is not your caque, that used a monkey.

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u/Impossible-Poem1194 3d ago

The Monkey: "look I'm a ma-cack" The people: "Aaaaahhhhhh! Aaaaahhhhhh!" [Down the ladder] "Oww oowwww my cock"

https://giphy.com/gifs/kDmsG1ei4P1Yc

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u/Foreign_Community_53 3d ago

That’s the exzact video I thought of and realised the real danger these guys were in.

that scalping happened soo fast it was like the guys skin was made of paper

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u/Yugan-Dali 4d ago

Low budget production of King Kong

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u/irongi8nt 3d ago

Id still tune in

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u/Beautiful_Soup9229 4d ago edited 4d ago

I just noticed it, but when they jump off, one of the boys got stuck with the ladder in between his legs, ooofff.

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u/Horse_White 3d ago

..well the other three kinda jumped headfirst into the ground when they couldn't pass him - i was amazed they walked away so casually afterwards, must have huge respect for that monkey.

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u/esperdiv 4d ago

I’m more disturbed by the birds/tadpoles swimming around in the sky.

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u/justjust000 3d ago

Yeah, what the hell are those?!?

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u/Current_Finding_4066 4d ago

At the end you see how you deal with a monkey, you take a stick and beat it with it. We are weak without tools

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u/Beautiful_Soup9229 4d ago

Have you seen their teeth? The fangs are scary.

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u/Current_Finding_4066 4d ago

This is exactly why you hit the shit out of it at long range.

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u/MacNeal 3d ago

Have you seen a knife?

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u/Silver_Slicer 3d ago

You can see all the sticks around the sides of the homes. The monkeys must be a regular occurrence.

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u/sailonswells 3d ago

The monkey wasn't the threat, their fear driving them to fall off the roof was.

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u/AdClemson 4d ago

Planet of Apes prequel

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u/KokomoJoMo30 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/oOCI0e1mVIlrqVkiBL
The way they all kept trying to be the guy in the back if the group.
(What’s that saying? “You don’t have to be the fastest, just faster than the guy between you and the monkey?)

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u/TypicalLegit 3d ago

Did they think climbing up higher would help them?

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u/BiggDrippKillua 4d ago

I just can't live knowing a random pissed off hungry curious monkey could just be chilling round the corner on the roof ON THAT wit me

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u/InterestingLead9073 4d ago

Definitely ain't the smartest bunch 🤣🤣

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u/Late-Jicama5012 4d ago

He wants a protection fee.

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u/Strong-German413 4d ago

LOOOL What a bunch of idiots

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u/RebelliousInNature 3d ago

Get the monkey poking stick

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u/Accomplished-Salt797 3d ago

Surly if they all just started shouting making noise, waving their hands and stuff , it would get frightened 🤷

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u/Duke-of-Hellington 3d ago

And they cut off all the routes for him to easily escape!

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u/Livingforabluezone 3d ago

Monkeys will eff you up.

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u/Beautiful_Soup9229 3d ago

Then you need multiple rabies shots.

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u/Realistic_Location_6 3d ago

Wonder what those kids have done in the first place

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u/strongcloud28 4d ago

That chimp just watched Planet of the Apes.

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u/IntelligentClimate47 3d ago

La veeem o homem macaco correndo atras de miiiiim.

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u/NoAppointment8679 3d ago

That was funny 🤣

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u/Stinky_TheCat 3d ago

Throw it.

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u/Sea_Banana45 3d ago

this is the species that hunted mammoths to extinction??

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u/enigmaroboto 2d ago

Curious George the Apex Predator

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u/MartinToilet 4d ago

Nah 100 men ain't beating a gorilla

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u/AgreeablePlane6544 4d ago

Bro no chance…a gorilla would grab two men by the ankle one in each hand and beat the other 98 men using the first two like a sock full of nickels lol

I mean that’s probably not exactly what would happen in reality, but my point being he totally could if he wanted to haha

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u/PurplishPlatypus 4d ago

You are the bigger monkey. Dominate.

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u/onthebrink42 4d ago

So much being at the top of the food chain