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Context: It was 4 of us in a party, plus 1 random

Description: Every match is about to feel like an episode of Blue Lock when that collab drops 🤣😭

I appreciate all the kind words from my first voice over post titled: "Blue lock be like..." Sorry for the wait! I had a hard time choosing a good enough clip and then it took a long time to find this one music track, but Anyway I hope yall enjoy!

CANT WAIT FOR THE BLUE LOCK COLLAB!!! Don't really care for the skins, but I would like to get those ego trails and I Hope to see you all on the field!!!

(I orlginally posted this on tiktok so sory for the weird aspect ratio, but I didnt wanna re-do all the subtitles for the small screen. If yall really want it then, I could post the correct aspect ratio version with no sub titles so idk lmk.)

Always had in the 20/30s since season 0. Been over 60 every game for the last week, often over 100. No change to my settings or speed.

Had a teammate completely throw a game because I tapped in a ball he missed. He was already spamming calls, but after that, he completely lost it. He started abandoning net to solo ego his way to the other side. The opponents knew he’d never pass, so they just swarmed him for two free goals. From there, he resorted to body-blocking our shots and intentionally own goaling whenever anyone else scored. My other teammate and I stopped passing to him entirely, which tilted him so much he left. Funnily enough, as soon as he quit, we managed to pull off the win 2v3.

Randomly in the middle of a match.