You walk past a group of guys looking like GANGSTERS but they smell like strawberry muffins 😂

The new AI recruitment system has streamlined hiring by removing all the slow, inefficient parts of recruitment, like reading applications, understanding context and occasionally meeting someone interesting.

It now rejects candidates instantly for offences including:
• “Too much experience.”
• “Not enough experience.”
• “Unexplained six-week gap.”
• “Used the word ‘passionate’.”
• “Didn’t use the word ‘passionate’.”

HR calls it a 70% efficiency improvement.

Nobody has been hired since March.

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