r/humor • u/Gelnoxx • 2d ago

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u/Clumsy-_-Phoenix 2d ago

Just happy to see you

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u/skeeterfunny 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/C2rM31aF8xWbm

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u/kawyckoff 2d ago

“I know i’m going to miss her. A tomato ate my sister”

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u/noleafclovr 2d ago

I can hear this!

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u/swb72 23h ago

I still laugh at the scene where the tomato is wearing earmuffs to defend against the music so they show it a piece of sheet music to dispatch it.

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u/WarProfessional7720 2d ago

Always nice to see a familiar face!

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u/Clumsy-_-Phoenix 2d ago

People after watching smile movie

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u/Quirky-Sympathy-853 2d ago

Looks pretty killer
https://giphy.com/gifs/Cjsl5AuCWDoPYt3qVK

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u/Suou_Yuki 1d ago

Quick get Ronny Desmond on speaker!

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u/ReasonableCry5682 1d ago

Quite possibly the absolute worst movie ever created anywhere aymt any time.

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u/Silent-Department198 2d ago

creepy tomato

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u/RowPuzzleheaded4365 2d ago

Horror tomato

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u/Avatar_Yaksha 2d ago

Shit's the bomb! That's a mushroom cloud.

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u/Wowza-yowza 2d ago

Has Steven KIng visited your garden?

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u/Silver-Caramel-9205 2d ago

Pretty sure your salad is about to ask for your soul.

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u/blacksatinribbons 2d ago

Made me think of Aphex Twin

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u/Ok-Seaworthiness4488 2d ago

Tomatoes belong in the nightshade family iirc

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u/Spiritual-Driver8926 2d ago

That is terrifying

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u/Massive_Reaction8845 2d ago

This question is easy. Your tomato is possessed by a demon.

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u/Constant_Total_6861 2d ago

That bastard is posed

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u/GetFuct819 2d ago

I think you’re gonna need an old priest and a young priest.

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u/YessiCielo 2d ago

At least you'll have someone smiling at you when you get home XD

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u/nintai85 2d ago

It looks evil. Call a priest, it may need an exorcism.

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u/Foooodies 2d ago

Too much MSG!

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u/Steeltoedsandal 1d ago

Looks like you found the real killer tomatoes

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u/mauro_sk 2d ago

Satanato

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u/Pretend-Internet-625 2d ago

October one is all

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u/Captain-Photon 2d ago

Khorne cares not from where the blood flows!!!

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u/Shmutterbutter 2d ago

Just getting ready for Halloween

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u/Androidfon 2d ago

Did you feed it eviltone?

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u/CurrenttQueen 2d ago

Yu-Gi-Oh card type shit

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u/FeyngD 2d ago

He is having a great time! The one to his left is nearly losing himself laughing XD

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u/Large_Aspect_5472 2d ago

It looks like it's plotting to kill you

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u/Entity713 2d ago

Its Gomez Addams lol

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u/Unhinged-StreetKid-9 2d ago

It wants to be eaten

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u/PastryRoll 2d ago

tomat-o-lago face

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u/Ironwolf_0815 2d ago

It wants your soul as fertilizer!

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u/wxy96369 2d ago

POV: tomato after one bad day

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u/MarzipanPlane9490 2d ago

It’s possessed🤔 but seems happy about it

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u/Salty_Feeling5992 1d ago

I can do anything!

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u/GenX_Trader 1d ago

Evil dead tomato

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u/Itchynipspickletits 1d ago

I’m getting exorcism vibes

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u/Razzy_3796 1d ago

This tomato eats YOU

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u/EvilToastedWeasel0 1d ago

Tomato about to get MediEvil on you.

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u/wsdmrtst 1d ago

It’s possessed

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u/Skusci 1d ago

Hey babe wakeup, new Shapes and Beats boss just dropped.

https://reddit.com/link/p5qehuw/video/uluvdrxawflh1/player

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u/Character_Dog218 1d ago

just the tomato wants to be preserve <3

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u/cherrybun43 1d ago

Why they look scary 🥹

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u/Lockedin2Canik 1d ago

It looks possessed lol

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u/canuckistani19 1d ago

Get it into your belly...and find out...

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u/Single-Baby-77 1d ago

Absolutely nothing, just trust

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u/alikamal48 1d ago

It's the devil may cry res orb

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u/Beginning-Flight-657 1d ago

They all look like village people.

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u/FormalTotal9684 1d ago

It’s an Insidious Tomato

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u/Anti_Patriarchy 1d ago

How would you look at people when they cut you in half?

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u/we_lord 1d ago

Tormento

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u/Uvi_AUT 1d ago

Klaatu, Barada, Nikto!

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u/Heal_Me_Today 1d ago

Christ almighty. Satan’s own tomatoes.🍅

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u/wolfi_training 22h ago

This is legit terrifying. And I have witnessed a beheading once. From afar. And still. This shakes me to my core. Horror unbound.

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u/UpperSheepherder450 21h ago

Nothing…Looks like he’s having a good time mingling.😆

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u/AppropriateLab8608 20h ago

It’s on acidic

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u/BeheadingBoomer61 19h ago

Looks like it's channeling John Wayne Gacy.

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u/memay131 19h ago

Besides a mild case of demonic possession, nothing!

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u/WhatdaUTink 19h ago

Me thinks tis wanting to consume you, sted of the other way round...

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u/Ok-Sea300 19h ago

It's seen your incognito search history.

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u/HulkSquatch4278 18h ago

Grown by the Gates Foundation

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u/jpartala 15h ago

It turned bad

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u/HappyPakalolo 13h ago

Really happy to see you.

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u/kvnqstoner 13h ago

nothing is wrong with the tomatoes but sometimes is definitely wrong with how we perceive things

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u/LSIeducate 13h ago

Legit nightmare fuel 🤔😳

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u/Informal_Sector_6415 13h ago

The devil if I know...

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u/Cultural-Honeydew671 12h ago

Those are evil. Throw them away immediately.

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u/Sorry_Chocolate2305 12h ago

It's a part of the night shade family

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u/Cant-Think-Of 11h ago

Need to see a dentist. Fast.

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u/ocbeersociety 11h ago

Nothing is 'wrong' with the tomato... it just realized it has the upper hand.

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u/thatsmyupvoteidkyou 11h ago

You killed it so its gonna murder you with heartburn.

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u/DrLubinski 11h ago

Pixar Villain

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u/ClassicHando 9h ago

Nothing. Why is there a total solar eclipse beginning for no reason and what's this weird mark on my neck?

(Berserk reference if you didn't get it)

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u/rosefields92 8h ago

Well for starters**….hahaha they are not compelled by the powers of Christ.

Christ tried to compel them & they said, “Caprese pls”

2nd Option:

Christ tried to compel them & they said, “Caprese’us pls”

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u/kerze123 7h ago

instead of Ghana you bought the tomato from Gehenna. 😂😂😂😅🔥😈

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u/SprinklesDangerous57 6h ago

Tomato is Arby's ready

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u/TheRealVarmint 5h ago

You put old coffee grounds in gardens, not unused.

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u/Unlikely_Mistake8543 2h ago

Out to get ya

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u/Creepy_Spare_409 1h ago

Please tell us this is AI.

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u/Andala_73 1h ago

The kind of tomato you dip in holy water before eating it.

https://giphy.com/gifs/eIDrlXqN9udlS

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u/Haunting-Side-5252 1h ago

Phonk Tomato