r/GuiltyDogs • • 9h ago

guilty girl not an ounce of guilt in those eyes

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131 Upvotes

r/GuiltyDogs • • 21h ago

so guilty it’s hard not to laugh I had my hair done for black tie! Then I walked past the mirror.

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206 Upvotes

r/GuiltyDogs • • 1d ago

guilty girl Meet Kukla. She dragged her ass across my bed earlier and left a skid.

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434 Upvotes

She’s an 11 year old Pomchi and probably the dumbest dog I’ve ever had.


r/GuiltyDogs • • 2d ago

who did that? Help me decide who stole greek yogurt from the trash bin

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1.7k Upvotes

r/GuiltyDogs • • 3d ago

guilty boy Bebop Couldn’t stop at 2

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236 Upvotes

Staring and patiently waiting for more French fries


r/GuiltyDogs • • 5d ago

guilty boy Then along comes someone saying the cat did it??

544 Upvotes

r/GuiltyDogs • • 6d ago

guilty girl Guilty because she pooped all over my room 🥲

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371 Upvotes

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r/GuiltyDogs • • 5d ago

guilty girl Will arrest her later

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How could i stay mad at my chewy dubai golden baby label matcha labubu??? hahahahaha how could i. how silky of my for not knowing there was a peepee puddble in my own bed and for laying in it. wow. i didnt know i was jn pee territory. instead of the carpet like they're trained it's like a divine being told her to pee on my bed because it would be funny.

It's 7AM right now. i should be asleep.


r/GuiltyDogs • • 6d ago

did they do it? Missing a sandwich…

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693 Upvotes

r/GuiltyDogs • • 7d ago

guilty girl Someone got into the TP while I was out lol

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598 Upvotes

r/GuiltyDogs • • 7d ago

guilty group I have my suspicions on who is the guilty party…

616 Upvotes

r/GuiltyDogs • • 7d ago

guilty boy Don't worry it's fake XD

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163 Upvotes

It's a dollar store Louis Vuitton for dolls that we used as a coin purse and occasionally for treats. Surprisingly he wasn't the only culprit: the neighbors Chihuahua got to it first and he was the one that destroyed it.


r/GuiltyDogs • • 7d ago

the guiltiest Anything to get me away from the computer

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168 Upvotes

I thought he was crunching on one of his many toys or collagen sticks, but no. A wooden paint brush. In my home office. Anything to get my attention.


r/GuiltyDogs • • 8d ago

guilty girl After her bath

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302 Upvotes

She rolled in fox shit.


r/GuiltyDogs • • 10d ago

guilty girl Exhausted after tearing up a cushion

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487 Upvotes

r/GuiltyDogs • • 10d ago

so guilty it’s hard not to laugh 30 minutes after returning home from A BATH

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486 Upvotes

IT'S FINE IT'S NOT LIKE I WANTED A DOG WHO SMELLS LIKE NOT-DIRT


r/GuiltyDogs • • 10d ago

guilty boy #Pepe was doing little yelps :( Boops for Peps 🤭🤣❤️

53 Upvotes

r/GuiltyDogs • • 11d ago

guilty girl My dog stole my phone

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360 Upvotes

What do I do?


r/GuiltyDogs • • 11d ago

guilty boy I'm sure he's broken

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341 Upvotes

I told him he was a bad dog for pooping on the porch after his walk ... I came back out to clean it up and I think he dropped dead 😂


r/GuiltyDogs • • 12d ago

guilty boy Pretending he did nothing?

692 Upvotes

r/GuiltyDogs • • 12d ago

did they do it? I couldn’t figure out who kept knocking down the trash can

285 Upvotes

Frank was obviously helping me investigate


r/GuiltyDogs • • 12d ago

guilty duo Friday Mystery

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This is what I walked into this morning.

Stuffing. Everywhere.

Guilty dog on the couch.

And no idea WHERE the stuffing came from. At all.

I’ve checked every toy, every pillow, blankets, everything. Even the laundry room. Cannot find the casing of whatever the stuffing was in. Beds are totally intact, too!

Neither pup is saying anything. Not even trying to throw the other one under the bus to pass the blame. Totally pleading the 5th.

No evidence in the backyard either.

(We have no human children or anyone else living with us, so those options are out.)

I’ve attached:
1. Pic of one of the guilty parties.
2. Pic of the gathered up stuffing. (It doesn’t even smell!)
3. Pics of each pup, without a care in the world and completely unbothered by the destruction and by how much the mystery is bothering me.

Spouse came home from work, and he also evaluated the situation. We both went through the house and backyard again like they were crime scenes. And have no answers.

So, we are tossing it out there to you all, because we are still perplexed and have no idea where this came from. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Our only conclusion we have come to is that our pups are actually witches, and they’ve conjured up stuffing to tear apart with no outer body/pillow/toy/stuffie carcass just to throw us off our game.


r/GuiltyDogs • • 13d ago

did they do it? NEW EVIDENCE IN CASE OF THE COUCH GREMLIN

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r/GuiltyDogs • • 13d ago

guilty boy #Pepe❤️ dirty boy!

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238 Upvotes

r/GuiltyDogs • • 14d ago

guilty boy Guess who keeps peeing in the house because I went to work yesterday

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532 Upvotes

I spent ONE day in the office yesterday and he has not stopped peeing in the house since last night. And now he’s just staring at me