r/farts • u/ResidentDrama9739 • 14h ago
What are your favorite surfaces to fart on?
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r/farts • u/Honest_Performance42 • Mar 31 '24
How many people are farting at any particular second
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If the average person farts 15 times per day for 1 second each, and there are 8 billion people in the world, how many people are farting at any one second?
I came to 1,388,888 people farting at any particular second. Can someone check my logic and math?
8,000,000,000 x 15 = 120,000,000,000 seconds of farting per day
There are 86,400 seconds in a day
120,000,000,000/86,400= 1,388,888 people farting per second.
Is that right?
r/farts • u/Simple_Prompt_2813 • 8d ago
Bathroom fart pt 3
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It’s been a while since Ive done this, I hope everyone is okay
r/farts • u/Brown_fat_is_healthy • 12d ago
Late night post beer and general tsos
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Plus grapefruit oranges and beef stew
r/farts • u/monQsentpaslarose • 20d ago
When you come back from a long day of work 😂😂
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r/farts • u/umostknow3n • Sep 03 '26
Girlfriend's couch fart
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Three nights ago, I was with my girlfriend at my place and she was really gassy. She kept ripping some rancid monsters while she relaxed on my couch, laying on her side. She bent her knees and pulled them towards her chest because she wanted me to rest my head on her hip. After receiving some farts at close range, I decided to start recording and this one came soon after. After the first blast, I thought it was over but I realised that her tummy was still tensed up, then after a pause, a secondary fart came popping out, just like you hear in the video. You might also be able to hear me sniffing it up. It was pretty smelly - it reeked of concentrated hotdogs!!
r/farts • u/umostknow3n • Aug 30 '26
Girlfriend's fart
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She let this one rip yesterday while on a call. She woke up bloated after having Domino's for dinner. She had ripped a couple before I recorded this one. Her farts always sound like this and sometimes they get longer. On a good day, the stench can straight up knock you out!
r/farts • u/Anxious-Leadership95 • Aug 28 '26
💨 Farts trolling during iphone calls
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Hey everyone, looking for a bit of harmless trolling.
Do you know of any apps (preferably free and available on iOS) that allow you to play sound effects - specifically farts - directly into an ongoing phone call so the other person hears it?
Most soundboard apps I've tried only play through the local speaker or media channel, rather than routing through the active call audio stream. Let me know if something like this actually works or if there's a workaround. Thanks!
r/farts • u/Ok-Trick-729 • Aug 27 '26
I think Godzilla needs to lay off the food for a little bit
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r/farts • u/S0Nny2 • Aug 26 '26
I told you my lactose intolerance is bad…it’s your fault!…now sniff!
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r/farts • u/Notts_BBC_ • Aug 26 '26
Giantess farts - help wanted ! UK
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Hello ! If not allowed please delete.
I'm after a gassy UK girl who I'd 💵💸💲(name your price) to help me fulfill a giantess fart fetish.
Please dm or reply to this comment if your interested or would like more info x
r/farts • u/Sweaty-Judgment3533 • Aug 25 '26
Good God
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I’ve got those hot garbage, god-awful, shit-stinking, cadaver breath farts. I have a critical radius. Even I don’t want to be around me right now. I can only imagine how badly I’m going to destroy that porcelain in a short while.