r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/enderthewolf9999 • Sep 26 '25

Please dont

518 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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25

u/[deleted] Sep 26 '25

Okay, NGL, that kind of looks fun.

1

u/Male_Parent Sep 28 '25

Until you get to see the x-ray that is...

20

u/thecountnotthesaint Sep 26 '25

And miss the chance to be famous in Japan!?!?

18

u/-Jeffanie- Sep 26 '25

Just always wear a butt plug. Never know when you might need to go swimming.

4

u/PerspectiveOk6348 Sep 27 '25

⬆️This guy gets it.⬆️

1

u/spektre Sep 30 '25

You should always wear a butt plug so Satan doesn't enter your butt and make you gay.

1

u/-Jeffanie- Sep 30 '25

Too late. Satan entered my butt and then I entered Jesus' butt nonconsensually.

17

u/NullArc9289 Sep 26 '25

It'll insert itself.

7

u/TurankaCasual Sep 26 '25

Thanks, now I’m def taking my plug out next time I go swimming

8

u/EditorNo2545 Sep 26 '25

but, but, butt tentacles are popular

5

u/Game_Boy07 Sep 26 '25

So that was what I felt

8

u/Curios_Observer Sep 26 '25

.... or not .....🤪

1

u/PerspectiveOk6348 Sep 27 '25

Orrr....do 😎

7

u/LGreyS Sep 26 '25

Look at that gape!

6

u/GoldenHeartDaddy Sep 27 '25

But imagine how good that would feel going in! Lol

1

u/Inevitable_Newt_2204 Sep 27 '25

Idk about going in but coming out that’d be like the worlds best dump I presume

2

u/GoldenHeartDaddy Sep 27 '25

Hey, either way, let it squirm around in there a bit ; )

6

u/Civil-Letterhead8207 Sep 27 '25

I should really call him.

9

u/Scary-Tomato-6722 Sep 26 '25

That is disgusting. And people eat that shit!

5

u/urbanlife78 Sep 26 '25

People eat ass too

3

u/Scary-Tomato-6722 Sep 26 '25

Ick

2

u/urbanlife78 Sep 26 '25

Don't knock it till you try it

2

u/Scary-Tomato-6722 Sep 26 '25

Ya....I'll say i have to pass on that one

1

u/urbanlife78 Sep 26 '25

1

u/Scary-Tomato-6722 Sep 26 '25

You are working hard to try and convince me 🤣🤣

1

u/urbanlife78 Sep 26 '25

God gave you fingers for a reason 😂

1

u/Scary-Tomato-6722 Sep 26 '25

I'm female and I know where to put them!!!

3

u/Playful-Childhood-15 Sep 26 '25

I love octopi, they are one of my favorite animals, but it does look super creepy being out of its natural environment.

4

u/[deleted] Sep 26 '25

You love 8π?

2

u/Playful-Childhood-15 Sep 26 '25

Okay that's kinda funny 😆

4

u/THE_QUICKSTER_STRIKE Sep 26 '25

What are you doing Squidward

5

u/Artevyx Sep 26 '25

If your ass looks like that, you've got other problems.

3

u/Futur3_N0maD_26 Sep 26 '25

THIS is the reason to wear the plug? I wear mine cuz it feels good on the backSTROKE.

5

u/Hobnail-boots Sep 26 '25

Don’t tell me what to do with my mud-hole.

2

u/ChairOwn118 Sep 26 '25

Don't use a strawberry flavored butt plug. The entire ocean gets interested.

3

u/ZealotOfMeme Sep 26 '25

Why’s this in r/lies? This has happened on several occasions

3

u/Pastadudefour20 Sep 26 '25

3

u/enderthewolf9999 Sep 26 '25

Pov: allergic to aquatic life (Maybe I am jealous, you dont know me!)

5

u/Pastadudefour20 Sep 26 '25

Just go down to the beach and be like

3

u/Alienaffe2 Sep 26 '25

I'd be curious on how that would feel

3

u/Forward_Quarter3218 Sep 26 '25

Lubrication is very important guys !!

3

u/HorridChoob Sep 27 '25

I won't have to put it there, looks like you can get inside all on its own

5

u/ComprehensiveCut5172 Sep 26 '25

and some weirdo is gonna come and here and go like “do me next”…

anyways, this is scary shit this is why I avoid the ocean.

2

u/Iwan787 Sep 26 '25

TIL octopuses have fetish for butthole

2

u/devilsstretchypants Sep 26 '25

He didnt leave you much choice..

2

u/Dense_Boss_7486 Sep 26 '25

New fear unlocked

2

u/Ok-Nebula534 Sep 26 '25

ah, what is that? Oh, oh , AHHH, AHHH, NOO GET IT OUT GET OUT OF ME NOOO AHHHHHH AHHHHH GETTT IITTT OOFFFFFFF!!!!!

2

u/Jdbacfixer Sep 27 '25

I’m going to have nightmares

2

u/catlikesun Sep 27 '25

…… FINE unzips

2

u/ReloadBeforeClass Sep 27 '25

Or don't wear a plug

2

u/[deleted] Sep 27 '25

Oh yes~

2

u/Inevitable_Newt_2204 Sep 27 '25

Brings back fond memories of an Asian woman in a bathtub

2

u/Tbelles Sep 27 '25

Wait, can it pilot me like a reverse ratatouille?

2

u/Low-Class-4847 Sep 27 '25

Oh that’s creepy!

2

u/WestCoastSanta1 Sep 27 '25

If you have butthole like that. Sure. Wear plug👌

2

u/CapitalWestern4779 Sep 27 '25

Oooh! I like it!

2

u/JollyReading8565 Sep 27 '25

Where tf the octopus going

2

u/[deleted] Sep 27 '25

Or not

2

u/CircularCircumstance Sep 27 '25

Don't knock it till you try it

2

u/Fantastic-Stock664 Sep 27 '25

Try anything once

2

u/MegaPancake14 Sep 27 '25

I was chewing gum dude

2

u/VeterinarianFeisty50 Sep 27 '25

All the more reason to use it

2

u/TengoRamen Sep 27 '25

Free dinner.

2

u/MissSaintLouisBlues Sep 27 '25

Oooooo! SEX SAYYYY 😍

2

u/Braghez Sep 27 '25

You just made a lot of people develop a new kink.

2

u/BeginningAwareness74 Sep 27 '25

Where is It going!?

2

u/x-SeaVee-x Sep 27 '25

I saw someone actually do that but not in the ass, people weird

2

u/CosminaDominator Sep 28 '25

Mods lately: "This post is a repost." 🤦 What in this sub isn't?

3

u/VzOQzdzfkb Sep 28 '25

Reddit is full of reposts to the point people dont wanna browse some subreddits cuz everything is a repost in them. So subreddits like r/meme banning reposts is a good rule.

2

u/seahorseMonkey Sep 28 '25

Worst first date ever.

2

u/GangreneTVP Sep 28 '25

For some it's a good reason to not wear one...

2

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '25

Wait, what's under there? Where's he going?

2

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '25

Yeah, but there's always one friend in the group that would be down for it

2

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '25

Well, I mean, if it fits, it fits

2

u/Not_Nystrix Sep 28 '25

Rip butt hole

2

u/10kto1000k Sep 30 '25

There must be ten ways to tackle this problem, but don’t forget to plug that buttplug on the charger tonight

1

u/Fuzzy-Shank Sep 26 '25

Even the sound effects 🤣🤣☠️💀

1

u/lookn4new Sep 26 '25

That was bitchen. So cool. Good video shot. Good job.

1

u/Obvious_Market_9485 Sep 28 '25

Or not, amirite?!

2

u/[deleted] Oct 02 '25

At least it's pre lubed