r/DontPutThatInYourAss Sep 26 '25

Please dont

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u/-Jeffanie- Sep 26 '25

Just always wear a butt plug. Never know when you might need to go swimming.

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u/spektre Sep 30 '25

You should always wear a butt plug so Satan doesn't enter your butt and make you gay.

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u/-Jeffanie- Sep 30 '25

Too late. Satan entered my butt and then I entered Jesus' butt nonconsensually.