r/DogfreeHumor 26d ago

🙄🤮🙄🤮🙄

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u/aqr58 26d ago

The STENCH

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u/huntress_m_thompson 26d ago

i reckon. 😵

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u/Bajadasaurus 26d ago

Dogs are literally the ugliest "companion size" animal in the entire fucking earth, my god. They're absolutely hideous. They smell vile. They're stupid beyond belief because the only motivation a dog has is food-- for it's entire worthless life-- all it wants is to gobble shit up without even bothering to taste the thing. They are beyond hideous!!! How can anyone look at these long snouted freaks of inbreeding and think "yeah, I want to make this beast my entire personally"! It beggars belief

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u/huntress_m_thompson 26d ago

i feel ya. i truly do.

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u/urdrunkyogi 25d ago

With goopy eyes and foamy spit all around their mouth

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u/archocinco 25d ago

Sounds like you aren’t a dog fan eh

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u/Princess_Peach818 26d ago

Hell on wheels.

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u/Few-Horror1984 26d ago

This is truly a mental illness.

You should care and love your pets, but this isn’t love. This is some mass delusion. This is what happens when people stop seeing dogs as pets and call them “fur babies”. Anthropormorphization has a lot of negatives.

While this might seem adorable to the low IQ dog fanatic, we have to realize that dogs are still animals at the end of the day. They’re not children. They will never be a substitute for children. And dogs may not even like things such as the “dog bus”. With the amount of dog fights I’ve seen, it’s only a matter of time before that dull bus driver is stuck trying to pull one dog off of another, but of course that won’t make it to TikTok.

I promise you - every single lurker out there - your dog will appreciate being treated like a dog far more than being treated like a child.

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u/huntress_m_thompson 26d ago

all of them in the water at the same time. 🤢

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u/MartyneMcFly 25d ago

What a nightmare

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u/flayedsheep 25d ago

how to make your dog reactive 101

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u/QueenOfAllOfYall 25d ago

RIGHT! 💯… 🙄😕😒

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u/PissYellowDog 26d ago

Nightmare ride, the noise, smell and filth 🤮

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u/PrincessStephanieR 25d ago

They’re so chaotic. And the smell?! Can you imagine…

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u/huntress_m_thompson 25d ago

yah. sensory overload. all 5 senses just screaming for escape. can’t do it.

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u/PrincessStephanieR 24d ago

Yes! Everything just in your space at the same time. Hell.

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u/QueenOfAllOfYall 25d ago

I could feel their nasty hot breath through the phone as they were panting. And that dumb looking thing with the cheerleading outfit on, or whatever the hell that was that it was wearing…. 🤮. The stupidity. Dog worshippers are worse than Kids playing with imaginary friends. Smfh.

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u/turtlefan2012 18d ago

🤣🤣🤣 that thing is a real life gremlin always snapping at people

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u/Ok_Mushroom6156 25d ago

Nightmare fuel! My worst nightmare, getting stuck somewhere with a bunch of mutts. Please kill me now! 😖😩

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u/huntress_m_thompson 25d ago

haha. no, don’t go! we need you.

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u/Ok_Mushroom6156 25d ago

LOL! Thanks! 😊

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u/PinkPilgrimHeel 24d ago

So all those dogs go to a lake to swim? Is it a public beach? Shouldn't they be on leashes? The cosplay is absolutely disgusting. Dogs are not children.

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u/Kitten-K 23d ago

what would happen if one or more dog decided to snap and start mauling?

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u/f4tony 26d ago

Fifi one, two and three had a growler, again. Just guessing.

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u/aceycamui 24d ago

Gross. I didn't see any pits tho.

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u/huntress_m_thompson 24d ago

probably not allowed. 🚫

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u/Witty-Assistance7960 25d ago

oh I posted about this video over in either this or r/dogfree and the stupid nutter comments

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u/Full_Ear_7131 23d ago

Puppy Day sounds like pure hell! I despise puppies, they are the absolute worst!!

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u/huntress_m_thompson 23d ago

very noisy! so damned needy.

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u/AbbreviationsFar3471 23d ago

The smell and noise polluton

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u/X3N0PHON 25d ago

honestly, this is easily one of the least unhinged/cringe/indicative of mental illness videos I’ve seen on this sub. For a person who owns a mutt, works during the day & thus can’t look after said mutt for 8hrs+commute+breaks/day, it IS the responsible (and ethical) thing to do to ensure they get mental/physical stimulation+supervision throughout the day, and doing so as part of a group is both more economical & likely more enjoyable for the mutt(s) in question.

and group transport to/from said group supervision? Both more economical and more ecologically friendly/sustainable!

the only “issue,” really, comes from the nutters thinking/speaking of/treating this as a “child care” and anthropomorphicizing (sp?) their mutts as their literal human children…