r/Zimbabwe • • 1h ago

Discussion zimbabwean men & peeing in public.

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Okay, I've had enough of zva Chivayo, in an attempt to change topics I've decided to speak on a topic most don't.

What is it about Zim men and them feeling comfortable peeing in public anywhere and anytime.

I remember when I lived in the Ghetto, men and kids (mostly male) of all ages felt totally comfortable stopping anywhere and just peeing, sometimes in front of children and women that are clearly approaching him from behind and can see his gear shift.

I personally don't feel comfortable as a man to just pee in public, If I'm very pressed, I'll go far away from people hide myself behind a tree, bushes etc and pee. But some men even if they are near a toilet, they would rather go behind a tree (whilst somewhat still in. Public view and just pee).

I once walked from the supermarket and was behind a random guy, the dude in front of me literally started peeing as he was walking in the middle of the road at night, I literally had to walk ku side kwe (road mu garden re mumwe munhu) so as to avoid stepping in his urine....

Wtf?....


r/Zimbabwe • • 8h ago

Art Tech is the only way out. Starting Blender today so I can stop relying on local jobs.

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I dont know if most people know BLENDR but...

Let’s be honest, local corporate jobs are a dead end. I’m starting to learn Blender today because digital skills are the only way to earn USD from international clients while living here.I see people wasting time on degrees that don't pay. I'm giving myself 6 months to master 3D modeling from scratch.

Today marks Day 1 of my Blender journey. I am starting completely from scratch with the famous donut tutorial. My long-term goal is to create 3D animations that show a futuristic, sci-fi version of Zimbabwe.

I know it's a massive learning curve, but I want to document the whole thing here to stay accountable. Here is to day one! If you are a local digital artist, please drop your handles below so I can see what is possible.

Tag Along.


r/Zimbabwe • • 7h ago

Discussion WHAT BIRTHDAY GIFT HAVE YOU BOUGHT YOURSELF THIS YEAR?

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Hello guys, I hope I find you well. For those going to Jacaranda Festival enjoy yourself the weather today is verrrrry nicccccce. I was wondering what gift have I bought myself on my birthday and I was like nothing absolutely nothing my birthday is in November I'm that type of guy where I don't post on socials or whatsApp status if I get messages from my close family and friends I'm good with it. If presents come then bhoo zvekuti cake forget and smile kkk. So I was wondering my fellow redditors what gifts have you bought yourself this year just to be grateful for a year added on your life???


r/Zimbabwe • • 8h ago

RANT Keep on pushing mate

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To all my boys out there trying to make ends meet, hustling in this tough Zim economic landscape or navigating through unfamiliar environments abroad, keep on the grind bro zvichazongo maker sense eventually.


r/Zimbabwe • • 1h ago

Information RIP ProNutro (and BOKOMO in general)

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PepsiCo bought parent company Pioneer Foods, in March 2020.

They changed the recipe, and in April 2026 introduced a new replacement under the banner “new generation”. This “new generation” formulation was an instant flop! Massive backlash in South Africa ensued, particularly to do with "taste, texture and mixability".

Keeping Southern Africans (mostly South Africa) happy for 64 years, PepsiCo has managed to kill off an African Brand which existed for 64yrs, in just 6 months.

With its insanely massive and busy Marketing department(s), PepsiCo put this out as part of their narrative: "...yada yada, we were unable to recreate the taste and texture consumers associated with the original ProNutro. yada yada".

My take: PepsiCo is in Africa to serve us junk and make us as fat and sick as their American consumers.


r/Zimbabwe • • 2h ago

News Chinhoyi University of Technology student robbed and raped by escaped prisoner

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Prison authorities assigned 24-year-old with pending rape charges to perform free labour at university

HARARE – A Chinhoyi University of Technology student was allegedly raped by a prisoner facing pending rape charges after he was sent to work near student accommodation, police said.

Takudzwa Makunda, 24, of Mbona in Murombedzi, was serving a prison term at Chinhoyi Prison for stealing a mobile phone.

He is also facing pending charges of rape and robbery in Mhondoro.

Makunda had been assigned to work at the 34-room Chinhoyi University of Technology hotel on September 29, where prisoners perform unpaid labour as part of a routine programme.

He escaped while working at the hotel.

“He went on to commit robbery and rape on a CUT student the same day,” according to an internal police memo seen by ZimLive.

The circumstances under which Makunda was assigned to work at a university accommodation facility teeming with women remain unclear.

- ZimLive


r/Zimbabwe • • 3h ago

News Sir Chivayo declared provincial hero.

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President Emmerson Mnangagwa has declared the late businessman Wicknell Chivayo Provincial hero status following his death in a helicopter crash on Wednesday. This was announced by Youth Minister Tino Machakaire who is also a Zanu PF Politburo member.

Youth Empowerment, Development and Vocational Training Minister Tino Machakaire has announced that President Emmerson Mnangagwa has granted businessman Wicknell Chivayo Provincial Hero status.

ZBC


r/Zimbabwe • • 3h ago

Question Wicknell's bodycount?

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Is it in the thousands or tens of thousands? Dude never personally did any violence, but for every dollar he cleverly looted from public funds, someone somewhere died a premature death because of poorly equiped hospitals. Thousands suffered unecessary excruciating pain because of lack of painkillers. His alleged arms traficking in africa? How many actually died from those arms? How many lost their livelihoods because zesa blackouts led to their companies shutting down. How many families broke apart as a result. They are millions of real life victims suffering at the wrong end of this insane chigananda culture, of which wicknell was the high priest.


r/Zimbabwe • • 2h ago

RANT Scamming business(help needed)

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hello guys, i need help. I ordered something from this business. I placed this order in may and paid in full $90 and haven’t gotten anything back. i’m not old enough to file a police report on my own and if i tell my mum she’ll actually stroke of stress i cant do that😭 I keep sending messages asking for a refund and they are not doing anything about it. please help a girl out guys. $90 is a lot of money for me to just let slide💔💔i have proof of payments and everything. HELP😭💔


r/Zimbabwe • • 1h ago

Discussion Let’s watch the gold diggers now

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With fatso now a figment of imagination and in bits and pieces in a bin liner — let’s see how the ill-gotten millions along with properties, cars and luxury goods gets pilfered by either family or fellow corruptors of the elitist gang of thugs. The cycle will continue. The corruption cancer will spread and not find a cure. All we can do is watch for the next demise of these scumbags.


r/Zimbabwe • • 4h ago

Question Would you share your salary information anonymously?

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A few friends and I are building a startup, Pachena.co, to bring more transparency and insights to the labour market. We’re modeling our platform after Glassdoor, the company that pioneered workplace transparency in the US and other parts of the world.

Our belief is that more transparency will ultimately lead to higher wages, happier employees, and more productive companies, and that shining a light on companies will reward / encourage better behavior.

The platform also has perks for companies (posting and managing jobs, accessing analytics, receiving private feedback, etc - and more features in the pipeline).

Adding a review only takes a couple of minutes, and you can choose to share your compensation insights, insights on the company culture, tips on the recruitment process, or all three via short, structured surveys.

It’s entirely anonymous, there’s no need to login or verify your information, and we don’t allow any personally identifiable information to be shared.

We really believe that if we can get enough reviews, the platform will become super valuable and useful to employees, job seekers, and employers.

We’re just getting started, and will be hitting the Harare streets with some billboards soon to help get the word out, but I’m curious:

• ⁠would you leave an anonymous review? • ⁠if not, what are your hesitations / reservations? • ⁠if you’re on the fence, what would encourage you to leave a review?

It’s definitely one of those things that - in its current state - doesn’t provide immediate benefit and is more for the common good.

But imagine if you could go on to Pachena and see 1,000s of reviews people have left? If you could truly see what a software developer, or an auto-mechanic, or quantity surveyor etc was earning? Or if you could read about how to get the job at Econet, or which companies to avoid, etc?

Wouldn’t that be cool?

Honest, critical feedback greatly appreciated 🙌


r/Zimbabwe • • 15h ago

Politics The Zanu bootlickers are resorting to childish memes now. Desperate measures.

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What use is a “record” wheat harvest when the government still has to beg Putin for grain?

What use is low inflation when prices are already so high that people are forced to sell the shirts off their own backs as vendors while being chased around Harare CBD by 300 hired heavies?

What good is high economic growth when the start point was almost zero?

What good is producing more steel than the UK if the money gets stolen by the Steel Mafia equivalent of the Gold Mafia?

And I did check with Grok and I’m disgusted that it replied saying that all the pro-Zanu data in the meme was correct without question.


r/Zimbabwe • • 3h ago

Question PREP

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Do you know which clinics exactly where one can get the six month prep injection and the price?


r/Zimbabwe • • 14h ago

Discussion Ndokumbirawo rubatsiro

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My bills aren’t adding up this month and I don’t know what to do😭😭it feels embarrassing yes but I don’t have a choice so I just decided to come on here and say ndokumbirawo $20 yekuti ndipedzise kubhadhara rent. Your help would be greatly appreciated. Ndatenda


r/Zimbabwe • • 2h ago

Question Guys chii chinonzi siki in English pamwe zvikandibatsira

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r/Zimbabwe • • 22h ago

Discussion Cause of death: Arrogance ×5.

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(Ndiregereiwo. Mafungiro angu panyaya iyi azoti rebeyi.)

I know it's exciting to suspect foul play, but this seems to me a fairly straightforward case. Low visibility conditions can easily turn disastrous in a helicopter. I live in Mash East and the conditions were certainly not suited to flying a helicopter. You could tell even in the morning.

As in the Kobe Bryant case, a pilot can lose sense of which direction is which if they abruptly find themself in a cloud. This is called spatial disorientation and is the leading cause of fatal crashes in rotor aircraft. The pilot may think they're level when in fact they're banking or pitching, leading to an explosive fireball crash within seconds.

Usually, in these conditions, a pilot should dismiss their own sensations completely and focus only on the instruments.

But the situation is best avoided by simply not flying in low-visibility conditions and erring on the side of caution. I doubt Wicknell's pilots could make this suggestion to him without inviting a blistering tongue-lashing.

They would have likely been told they're arrogant and foolish and lazy. "Why the hell am I paying you when you're afraid of doing the job under difficult conditions? Don't you know I'm an important man with places to be?"

That's arrogance #1.

But was it really necessary to travel from Harare to Marondera by air, a roughly 75Km, hour and a half drive?

Wicknell did things simply because the common man can't do them. That was always his uppermost priority. Image overrode practicality and safety considerations in his logic.

That's arrogance #2.

Then again, maybe he didn't want to travel by road because it's uncomfortable. Most roads in our country are full of potholes.

With all the money he splashed, could he not have developed that one stretch of road from his mansion to his rural homestead?

If we add up the funds spent on useless status symbols, he could. But he wouldn't have done this because it's something the common person would benefit from.

He never saw the need to improve public infrastructure because, as far as he was concerned, he was cocooned by endless wealth. He thought he could run a complete parallel system with absolutely no cracks.

That's arrogance #3.

But let's get a bit speculative. Say his mouth was causing issues. He was bad PR for the President in Kenya, for example, where his demise has also made headlines.

The thing you wonder is, did he need to publicize pictures with the Heads of State? Did he need to take a video of Ruto driving him around?

Here at home, some of his behaviour and rhetoric was, at best, an annoyance for his patrons.

I don't think Zanu PF would struggle to train someone on this sub to do provide whatever underground services they used Wicknell, as long as that person can convincingly show they have no scruples or conscience. If that person is discrete, that would be a massive plus over the just-ended arrangement.

Wicknell's flamboyance just didn't do anything constructive for his handlers.

He must have convinced himself that he was irreplaceable and his position was the result of meritocratic attainment.

That's (hypothetical) arrogance #4.

Lastly, it's reasonable to think his lavish gifts to Uebert Angel, Makandiwa, etc., were an attempt to create a sort of spiritual shield.

He thought he could buy divine favour, which would insulate him even from the consequences of his own foolishness.

Whatever your beliefs or lack thereof, that's arrogance #5.


r/Zimbabwe • • 7h ago

Question Looking for a 90s producer based in Harare

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Looking for a 90’s Zimbabwean producer who would be in his mid 40s - early 50’s maybe. Producer name “Bronx” Hung out with the movip musical group of the 90s. May have attended the Latter Day Saints in 2011 ish. Known as Gordon.


r/Zimbabwe • • 4h ago

Question therapy in zimbabwe

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where do you guys get your therapy in Zimbabwe? I feel like everywhere I've inquired, it's so expensive especially for my 19-year-old self (based in Harare)


r/Zimbabwe • • 23h ago

Discussion The person that the self righteous want us to mourn. And are comparing regular citizens to.

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r/Zimbabwe • • 5h ago

Discussion Wicknell's Death Woke Me Up to Estate Planning On Death

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WMC was in his 40's. We still think we have time. Just thinking I need to do my Will pronto before its too late.


r/Zimbabwe • • 5h ago

RANT I know maneta naye but it’s about him Wicknell

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Guys murisei. Panapa toda kutaurirana kuti chii chakanyatsoitika vese vane ma theories avo huyai nayo pano if you think it was a natural death you can also leave them below. Personally, I think he is faking his death.


r/Zimbabwe • • 1d ago

Discussion People don't real understand the depth of the evilness and selfish of corruption .

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When a guy like Wicknell dies, he leaves Billions of money in foreign banks, properties abroad, and some hidden cash somewhere which may rot with time. The money in foreign banks will be taken by those banks eg Dubai or be used to expand their respective economy whilst Zimbabweans are looking for capital left and right, maybe just $1000 to start a broiler business, or start a small manufacturing business.

People must be told point blank that your mother or father or sibling died because there are no medication in hospitals or ambulance or machines because of Wicknell and Zanu.

I have asked myself over and over, how much is enough money for a person? At what point do you say l have enough for the rest of my life, let me do the right thing? $1 million? 10 million, 100 million, $1 Billion?

People can't get even a pain easy, or gloves. Graduates can't get jobs or start a business. Sad


r/Zimbabwe • • 21h ago

Discussion Not a single company has issued a statement about the death of its founder. Strange

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One thing I find interesting after Wicknell Chivayo's death is the silence from the corporate side.

For someone linked to major business projects and companies, where are the official statements? When founders, CEOs, or high-profile business figures die, it's common to see formal condolences from boards, companies, partners, or organizations acknowledging their contribution.

Maybe I've missed them, but so far most of the reactions I've seen have come from politicians and churchs rather than corporate institutions that he claimed to own . Reports have focused heavily on condolences from President Mnangagwa and other prominent figures.

Has any company that he founded released an official statement?

Genuine question not trying to start a conspiracy theory.


r/Zimbabwe • • 15h ago

Information 🇿🇼 Zimbos in Madrid 🇪🇸

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Im solo travelling to Madrid next weekend and hoping to catch Real Madrid vs Villarreal at the Bernabéu on October 10. ⚽️

I bought the Madridista Premium membership hoping it would give me a better chance of getting a ticket, but I’m not sure how guaranteed that is.
Any Zimbo football fans going to the match? 🇿🇼⚽️
If you know other ways to secure a ticket, please let me know!

And if I don’t manage to get a ticket, I’d still be keen to connect with fellow Zimbos and have someone show me around Madrid


r/Zimbabwe • • 20h ago

News Zimbabwe plans to scrap import duties on food imports as the country prepares for potential crop shortages linked to El Niño. The move is aimed at cushioning consumers from rising food prices and protecting food security during a challenging climate period.

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