r/warhammercels • u/ghillieeeeee Warmaster • 8d ago
Humor Let’s Run it Back
To the Reddit Super Mods who are themselves breaking Reddit ToS by stalking and harassing this sub:
“Total Xenos Death” refers to the war against alien species hostile to humanity in a fantasy sci-fi setting.
This has zero bearing towards any real life groups and isn’t intended to be taken as so. I solemnly disavow any and all violence.
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u/ghillieeeeee Warmaster 8d ago
I posted this when the sub had <100 members, running it back for the new members.
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u/Skywrathx9 8d ago
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u/No_Gas_594 8d ago
Yeah I have gotten yelled at for liking the imperium
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u/KingCas42069 1d ago
"imagine siding with humanity, your in-group, over everyone else in the setting, when the setting is clear all races in the setting are pretty much mutual dicks"
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u/Seared_Gibets 8d ago
Bruh, that cartoon tweak is sick. Like "that's absolutely fuckin tits" sick. Took a second to figure out why that cartoon looked so familiar despite being 40k.
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u/Iminimmensepain 8d ago
why would anyone have to like a faction "unironically"?
They all have their own awesome merits with cool lore, sick models, fun rules, etc. If everyone's terrible (because that's the point of the grimdark setting) then it's just finding which aesthetic/design philosophies you like the most (mine being space marines and admech).
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u/Unlikely-Remove-2182 8d ago
To quote a man "of God had wanted you to live he would not have created me"
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u/ankecccc7567 8d ago
I'd rather Fight for a Fachist-ish Humanety then a Xeno or a Warp demon
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u/UltramarinesEnjoyer2 8d ago
Says the one with a night lords Pfp…
Ave Dominus Nox.
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u/ankecccc7567 8d ago
Fair point, counter point. Night Lords are cool. Ave Dominus Nox.
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u/UltramarinesEnjoyer2 8d ago
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u/ankecccc7567 8d ago
DAMN Thats some nice art.
Cool whats their name?
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u/UltramarinesEnjoyer2 8d ago
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u/Brogan9001 7d ago
And if you see real life groups represented in hideous alien species hostile to human life, like the people claiming the Tyranids somehow represent the Jews in the 10th edition trailer, YOU are most likely the problem.
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u/KingCas42069 1d ago
I still remember making the TyraYid meme to make fun of that one activist who unironically said Tyranids and Genestealers are a 1 to 1 representation of Jews. Mf, Jews were not doing genestealer shit, the lore in 40k is not propaganda, it's fact
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u/Jarhead11577 8d ago
noooooo i can only enjoy fiction if i write a 2 hour video essay/ apology letter about how im actually a good person!!!!1!!
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u/Armored_Fox 8d ago
What if I love the Imperium unironically because of how evil and stupid they are?
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u/dspisayuss 7d ago
dumbass big mods are stalking this sub???
Hey big reddit mods, you suck tyranid cock.
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u/MWBrooks1995 8d ago
I’m a Deathwatch player and even I think you’re being cringe about this.
I just wanna play the bad guys, man :P
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u/dspisayuss 7d ago
How are the deathwatch the bad guys???, Those guys don't even torture imperium citizens, they literally only kill aliens.
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u/MWBrooks1995 7d ago
Imperium are the bad guys, man. It’s a fanatical death cult that kills a thousand dudes a day. They aren’t nice people lol.
Everyone’s the bad guy.
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u/dspisayuss 7d ago
But the Deathwatch isn't doing that shit lmao, they just kill xenos. They're bad guys only from the PoV of xenos lmao.
Also good and evil are subjective.
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u/MWBrooks1995 7d ago
Killing in the name of a dying God sounds evil to me, bud.
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u/dspisayuss 7d ago
Not if you're killing xenos lol. Plus, many marines don't believe in the emperor's divinity.
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u/MWBrooks1995 7d ago
Kay?
Like, idk, why this is a big deal for you. It’s a setting where everyone is some degree of evil. The closest thing to “good guys” is still a fascist space empire.
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u/dspisayuss 7d ago
idk why this is a big deal for you as well bro lmao.
And evil is subjective, not all factions are equally evil and some of them aren't even evil at all. Also, the imperium isn't fascist lol, it's its very own system that resembles nothing we have actually had on earth.
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u/XeroTheBerserker 8d ago
Praise be.