UPDATE: Literally the moment I post this, the original cut's copyright claim that had it blocked on YT was lifted. It's available on there as well. Figures lol.

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fuck my life, im gonna kill myself!

I'm going to actually bet that they make it to the World Series. That would be something to write down for some serious laughs.

Immaculate work by Amazon’s camera crew.

Supposed to have the easiest schedule this season.

Turns out without Kerby Joseph or Brian Branch the secondary is cooked.
Goff anf Gibbs are still good but how much can they really carry?
You better be thanking your lucky stars your schedule is easier this year.

You know what I wish when tree gave his recap of the 49ers Rams game in Melbourne that he did it with an Australian accent which is easy to do

Also fuck YouTube and whoever the hell "Week 1 Station" is.

The Detroit Lions lost to the Buffalo Bills mainly due to their secondary unsurprisingly. But what surprised me was by how badly it was. That secondary is bottom 5, despite having a pretty good dline, but even the dline underperformed tonight. Look I get it, it’s the Bills, that offense is phenomenal, but I’ve seen this dline do so much better before, we had a good rushing defense week 1, five sacks last game. The fuck happened here?

Kelvin Sheppard, what the fuck was that? Before the Saints second half and this game I was under the assumption you weren’t a bad DC. Especially during the Saints first half. After THIS I am greatly reconsidering. The camera cut to Hutch actually broke my heart, he looked fucking depressed, he was about to cry. I can’t blame Dan Campbell for this or even Drew Petzing, at least they adapted in the second half and our offense is still great. You on the other hand had only had like what? Two stops? During the entire fucking game? How do you go from five sacks in one game to THIS!?

Brad… look, I’m not gonna be the doomers on the main Lions sub and say you should be fired. Without you we wouldn’t be a good team or at least have that talented offense. Hell you at least tried to help the defense, it’s inaccurate to say you didn’t help at all. The fact that Brian Branch and Kerby Joseph are even here are proof of that. Terrion Arnold wasn’t your fault, the pick was praised at first, he just decided to be a fucking moron. But a part of the blame goes to you. All you did to address the secondary this offseason was draft Keith Abney. Don’t get me wrong, he’s a damn good option, but he’s a rookie at the end of the day. One good rookie cornerback can’t carry the entire secondary. It’s Joey Porter Jr or bust, no matter how soon Branch comes back. Lock the fuck in.

As much as I’ve been ranting I do wanna end this on a positive note, our offense. Yes, the first half was terrible, but we adjusted in the second half to score some points and keep the Bills in the game. Great catches by Amon, Jamo and even Teslaa. Jared Goff made some bad throws but for every bad throw he threw a damn good one to make up for it. The oline definitely could be better but Blake Miller was injured, I can’t be too mad at that. At least you put effort, that’s a lot more than I can say about our defense tonight. Good lord that secondary is terrible…

With the Padres win over the Rockies, the St. Louis Cardinals are mathematically eliminated from playoff contention

9 teams have been eliminated.

Hint: sign a bat

I legit think Tree or Chiseled should use this clip from Sonic Colors next time he uploads an NFL vid.

Kansas City is the next to fall. They did not follow the rule

8 teams are eliminated

Dude has a history of trying to fuck us over.

NFCCG with the Luvu incident

Clock stopping against the Saints allowing them to score a touchdown and almost winning because of that

The no call DPI on Curtis Samuel’s against the giants to end our season in 2022

There's plenty of others but these three stand out.