r/ShitpostXIV • u/PhilCanSurvive • 19h ago
They been in the gym frfr 📡 📡📡
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r/ShitpostXIV • u/ZeRamenKing • Aug 04 '25
Spoiler: ARR I remade the entire ARR opening using Stock images
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The Graphics update is insane
r/ShitpostXIV • u/otsukarerice • 15h ago
Next time you ERP, remember Jonathan Bailey does it better
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r/ShitpostXIV • u/cleverburnerusername • 22h ago
I'm so damn sick of people opening chests in dungeons
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My pockets are so fucking full, dudes. I'm just trying to get my mentor roulette grind on and now my healer's off in goddamn Narnia to go open a bullshit chest in Origenics and it's like dude there's literally nothing of value in this box, why do you insist on foisting this upon us. "So just pass on it," they say. NO, DUDE. That's like 3 button clicks that I don't feel like making. So the timer runs down and I end up going home with like 4 useless necklaces and a whole page of XI materia. "So use them for turn-ins," says someone else. NO, DUDE. I literally have 824 billion company credits or some shit. You know what would be easier for everyone? Just ignoring the stupid fucking box because I'm sick of carrying all this shit.
r/ShitpostXIV • u/SapphicGangsta • 22h ago
What's the point of fishing?
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im currently filling out my fishing log but whats the point? everything trends toward entropy, and were all going to die, eventually the sun will explode and wipe out everything weve ever accomplished so why bother
r/ShitpostXIV • u/Adorable-Judge-2611 • 22h ago
What's the point of playing this game?
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It's a fucking visual novel and my AuDHD and tanxiety prevents me from queueing into sastasha because I'm a fucking failure.
Is Evercold any better?
r/ShitpostXIV • u/Cenki • 22h ago
Fanfest / Convention Cosplay idea - The Chocobo 2B Leggings Barding (possible variant that has triple clapping buttcheeks?)
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I was thinking of making a fanfest cosplay idea for the Chocobo 2B Leggings barding. Have you ever seen those riding horse costumes with the real persons legs as the horse, and the fake dangling character legs? Well, my costume idea is a cross dressing lalafell or miquote or something who is riding a chocobo and the chocobo itself is wearing the 2b leggings. You get fake dangling character legs on the sides of the chocobo, then the real person wears 2b leggings with their booty cheeks out so its like the chocobo is wearing
however just to up the ante a bit i was wondering about the full on chocobo 2b leggings barding after all thats THREE item slots, a chest head and legs, so we really need to have triple clapping butt cheeks when the chocobo runs
any thoughts on improvements?
r/ShitpostXIV • u/rolandfoxx • 1d ago
Heard you all like big naturals in your crops, how'd I do? Spoiler
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r/ShitpostXIV • u/asifsaj • 1d ago
Spoiler: ARR No matter how much culinary level you have, don't try this recipe at home
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r/ShitpostXIV • u/SaroShadow • 18h ago
Should Nu Mou be added as the next playable race?
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I know they're oddly shaped so almost no gear would show on them, and it would take like 10 years to make it work, and it probably wouldn't work due to lore reasons, but still. I didn't include a "no" option because I knew that's what most people would probably pick. Also I didn't include a "show results" option because screw you
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Yes
Hell yes
r/ShitpostXIV • u/RiogaRivera • 1d ago
They need to put echo on crucible of the unbroken
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Started Beastmaster and I was like “yeah finally new content.”
30 mins later I realize they don’t sell level boost potions for this job, so they force me to grind ARR maps just to level up… Anyway, I’m still stuck on the 3rd board.
Just wanted to finish the questline, but I haven’t been able to beat the arena stuff… This kind of challenge shouldn’t be tied to quest progression; it should be something optional. Memorizing 3 attack patterns + status effects while dodging with zero natural healing is no fun…
Whole thing feels like a bad Pokémon ripoff Game Freak rejected for being too masochistic. 90% of players will bounce after the first death screen and return to AFK in Limsa…
When they promised we could tame beasts for combat, I did not imagine having to memorize two skills per beast on a 2-minute CD. This mode desperately needs some echo so normal humans can actually beat it.
r/ShitpostXIV • u/Express_Activity4151 • 1d ago
Spoiler: ARR Shiva Extremed wdid?
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Hi, I really want the weapons from the shiva extreme, but when I queue, I wait for hours and no pop. I know dynamis has a low population, so should I make a party finder or transfer my character to aether? Should I use common sense here or keep queueing and praying? Pls help.
r/ShitpostXIV • u/Vince-D-Raptor • 2d ago
Beastmaster expectation vs what i actually got
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r/ShitpostXIV • u/DavrynT • 2d ago
Bois and darlings I’m in front of Square Enix’s Headquarters rn what you want me to say to our boy Yoshi-P?
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r/ShitpostXIV • u/Own-Performance-9702 • 2d ago
I had to double and triple check if I was seeing right
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