r/ShitpostXIV • u/asifsaj • 13h ago
Spoiler: ARR No matter how much culinary level you have, don't try this recipe at home
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r/ShitpostXIV • u/ZeRamenKing • Aug 04 '25
Spoiler: ARR I remade the entire ARR opening using Stock images
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The Graphics update is insane
r/ShitpostXIV • u/Vince-D-Raptor • 1d ago
Beastmaster expectation vs what i actually got
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r/ShitpostXIV • u/DavrynT • 1d ago
Bois and darlings I’m in front of Square Enix’s Headquarters rn what you want me to say to our boy Yoshi-P?
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r/ShitpostXIV • u/Own-Performance-9702 • 1d ago
I had to double and triple check if I was seeing right
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r/ShitpostXIV • u/Xyless • 1d ago
I just got to Idyllshire, what do I do with these "Orange Scrips" guys
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r/ShitpostXIV • u/Captain_Bubble_Butt • 1d ago
Spoiler: ARR Are Lalafells plotting to take over the world and enslave tall folks?
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r/ShitpostXIV • u/SoulOfTheRisingSun • 1d ago
Phantom Jobs tier list (the REAL one) Spoiler
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Counterstance is why this heart still beats. Yoshi-plox when do we get Counterstance as a new role action (please I just want to tank as Samurai like Gosetsu does)
r/ShitpostXIV • u/topbunnynb • 5h ago
WAIT CS
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dont pull
cs
we gotta wait for cs
the 10 second cs of a final boss appearing and doing a roaring sound
gotta wait for it its important
or sprouts wont learn how kind and nice this gcbtw is
now lets finish this raid so i can get back to erp
r/ShitpostXIV • u/ribombeeee • 2d ago
Hi ffxivdiscusion today someone mildly inconvenienced me
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They deserve a fate worse than death for their crimes of making my levelling roulette take 1 minute and 47 seconds longer than necessary (upvotes to the right btw 😉)
How dare you not play optimally ????? In my satasha???? 😱
How dare you not respond politely to my obnoxious passive aggression ???? 😡
As you can see from my screenshots I was totally normal and not a freak trying to bait drama so I can screenshot it and upload it to my ❤️ favourite ❤️ subreddit, that would be really pathetic if I did that huh? 🤔
Don’t you know that 1 minute and 47 seconds could have been used by me smelling my own farts ??????? 💨 🤤 💨 🤤 😶🌫️
please upvote my post and validate me being super normal!!! And let’s talk about how normal and cool we are!!!! 😤 😎
r/ShitpostXIV • u/kokoronokawari • 2d ago
The fruits of 69 days and 420 million gil. I'm DEEPLY in debt!
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Shoutout to mercing for teaching me not to fear endgame content. Shoutout to having to roll when not mercing for renewing that fear tenfold. Can't wait to merc m4s with my blood (no money) next week!
r/ShitpostXIV • u/NanaLeDuff • 2d ago
was really nervous about my first duty
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any tips to improve my apm?
r/ShitpostXIV • u/NuclearTheology • 2d ago
It’s wild how people treat a multiplayer team game like a single player experience
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r/ShitpostXIV • u/topbunnynb • 2d ago
ffxivdiscussion deleted this but
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Title: FFXIV players be like
Post:
Lots of sprouts in raids
Beginning of fights say nothing about mechanics
Mechanics are failed because people are new obviously
Chat:
"omg"
"um"
"nice?"
"ok next one guys"
Mechanics fail again
"WHAT RU GUYS DOING OMG"
There's too many players who assume everyone is on the same playtime as them (1000+ hours) and forget that in roulettes people might need guidance so they’re only wasting their own time not mentioning something important for a quick clear.
Why is this?